Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

Can people quit with this stupid meme already? Gays are not the highly sophisticated aesthetes you are imagining. They love this:

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(bing search: Miami drag shows)

And this:

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("openly gay priest")

And this:
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("famous gay designer")

And this:

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And this:

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Apologies, I will pay the local crackhead to film me while I disembowel myself. The video will be sent to you in 24 hours.
 
The pickings are slim this year, but there's still a few weeks for some ugly stuff to be released.
Brooks released some ugly-ass road running shoes with Stereotypical Queer Art. I don't get this art style at all. $100 is normal for their shoes, but they'll be on discount by July. If you could Sharpie out the ugly art, it might be worth the discount for any runners.

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I just got an update notification for my ipad, all it does is adding some pride shit you can set as a background image. Just like the nigger pride they shoehorned back in february, it's just gonna rot in there while I use something else :story:
ETA: They're not even loading well, the only ones that show previews are rainbows with the poop and troon stripes, because of course :story:
 
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Great, it’s faggot month already. I swear they push out the stuff earlier and earlier each year.

Who unironically buys this shit? I’ve never seen anyone ring up a “love is love” shirt.
One time I saw a fat pooner with a "there are lots of pronouns, respect muh pronouns bigot" Levi's shirt, but even for a place so full of unis it's rare seeing young and not so young wearing pride themed clothes. What they love though is filling their bags with pins and having lots of tattoos, dangerhair, e-thot makeup, and pseudopunk styling.
 
Okay, but what's the point of making pride clothes for literal babies? I'm just having trouble wrapping my head around why any parent would dress their kid in that shit unless they're trying to groom them from a record young age or something lmao. Not like THAT has ever happened before... hah. hah. hah.
It's for the same people who have "in this house" signs in the yard. The phenomenon of viewing kids as extensions of oneself (and thus fair game to be used to advertise one's personal cause) is necessarily common in a culture with endemic narcissism.
 
Okay, but what's the point of making pride clothes for literal babies? I'm just having trouble wrapping my head around why any parent would dress their kid in that shit unless they're trying to groom them from a record young age or something lmao. Not like THAT has ever happened before... hah. hah. hah.
Because faggots rape and molest children, and adorning them with rainbows marks them as a sacrifice to moloch. Pedophiles love to hide in the open, and the child is their trophy.
 
I thought this shit wasn't until June. Fucking Dollar Tree pushed out their gay pride product endcaps this week.
 
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I thought this shit wasn't until June. Fucking Dollar Tree pushed out their gay pride product endcaps this week.
Maybe they already produced it but regretted it, and are just shoving it out there with barely any fanfare? I've noticed a few stores putting out pride merch but just leaving it behind the Mother's/Father's Day and general summer items.
 
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I'm curious to see how loud the push is and which versions of the fag flag show up. Disney seems to have gone back to more normal rainbow merch than the shitstika arrow version/ tons of trans shit. Brooks has the crap redo but one product.

Mostly as a temp Guage of how many execs are figuring out that f=ma and the potential energy of a very high pendulum on the swing back hitting them in the face.
 
My local grocery store (subsidiary of an extremely large national chain) as of this date in May:

2022: extremely large pride section at both main entrance doors, not just the "seasonal" dept that rotates for holidays normally but also the door that usually just has those rotisserie chickens and bouquets.

2023: noticeably smaller and more subdued display, only in the seasonal dept, having to share the space with 'Merica related patriotic Memorial Day/July 4 swag and general "summer fun" stuff taking the rest of the space.

2024: nothing, yet.
 
Do actual normal gay and lesbians actually like pride anymore?
I can't speak for the lesbians, but most gays are over it, excluding the handful who still think Republicans are thinking about them at all hours of the day (note some of them are being ironic)

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Maybe they already produced it but regretted it, and are just shoving it out there with barely any fanfare? I've noticed a few stores putting out pride merch but just leaving it behind the Mother's/Father's Day and general summer items.
This would be the symptom that corporations keep on having to learn - Twitter isn't real life, and there is no untapped mass market for garish tat.
 
I'm curious to see how loud the push is and which versions of the fag flag show up. Disney seems to have gone back to more normal rainbow merch than the shitstika arrow version/ tons of trans shit.
This is what I looked for, and it was interesting to note: only one shirt has trans flag colours, and they're with the pride flag, rather than any of their own merch. Also, it's all the basic pride flag, not the progressive flag.

I don't know, but very strongly suspect, that you'll have seen a lot more troon stuff in the last few years than this year. 2024, though? One item, and they're below the rainbow on the shirt. It's interesting.
 
The makeup store I usually go to put some of their pride stuff back in february, and it's still there untouched :story: Same thing with clothing stores and Walmarts, they've been trying to get rid of their crap for like 2 years, and it's always the rainbowed sections that never have a complete scrambled mess of fabrics on the displays :story:
 
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