Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[TMDWTFIU]

I'm not only dumb but also regarded so I decided to bogify bohemian rhapsody
Call that shit boghemian responce
Feel free to continue it or redo it, it's no skin off my shoe but I digress


Is this the goth life? Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a dogchair, all escapes from reality
Open your eyes, look up to the livestream and see
I'm just a poor bog, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy troled, little high, drink combo
Any way the fart blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Papa, just killed a trole
Put a wand against his head, cast my spell, now he's dead
Papa, life never begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Papa, ooh, didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back on stream this time tomorrow
It is what it is, it is what it is, as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my teeth, body's aching all the time
Goodbye, every troles, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Papa, ooh (any way the fart blows) I don't wanna die
I sometimes wish I'd never been troled at all

Ever since that Papa Johns song was posted I've been playing with Suno and I'm always beyond impressed at what it can do..

 

[Your Landlord]

Jessica is live on Twitch. Seems like a very boring stream again. Ill keep it on in the background and edit this post if I hear anything Cobes related.

 

[Deez Nuts]

I'll believe it when I see it. She lives in a hoard, and he posted stuff for mother's day. NAL desperately wants him to visit, but I don't think he will.
ugh... eating tacos with a spoon
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Where would he even stay? In the attic with NAL while she pisses in a box and has screeching fights with her parents? It would be literal hell.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Jessica is live on Twitch. Seems like a very boring stream again. Ill keep it on in the background and edit this post if I hear anything Cobes related.

Bets on how long it takes for her to get banned?

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Ever since that Papa Johns song was posted I've been playing with Suno and I'm always beyond impressed at what it can do..

The AI didn't get the tune right but it does sound a lot like glam metal. Which is gothic as fuck.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Bets on how long it takes for her to get banned?

a few hours if she's drinking, a few days if she continues to be boring

But, as I'm watching, she's just learned how to view chat while streaming. So we'll see.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

a few hours if she's drinking, a few days if she continues to be boring

But, as I'm watching, she's just learned how to view chat while streaming. So we'll see.

If she can read chat her days on Twitch are already numbered.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Where would he even stay? In the attic with NAL while she pisses in a box and has screeching fights with her parents? It would be literal hell.

Kind of wonder if Cobra's not streaming because Clint won't let him or if he just wants to hide from NAL.

 

[Orange Piccolo]

Kind of wonder if Cobra's not streaming because Clint won't let him or if he just wants to hide from NAL.

Why not both?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Why not both?

It's definitely Tanis and Clint that laid down the ground rules.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Why not both?

That is a good point. I think we'd see more videos than we are currently, even with Homereich Klint blocking the Voice of Cobra.

 

[anliteralidiot]

If she can read chat her days on Twitch are already numbered.

She's reading it. It's time for the waiting game...
and lol whoever got the Jack Scalfani emotes while she makes ambrosia salad

 

[Sog Dog]

Kind of wonder if Cobra's not streaming because Clint won't let him or if he just wants to hide from NAL.

The troles have won, Clint has forbidden the BOY from going live. You hear that, BOY? Better not go live...

 

[Grizzlamic Bearrorism]

I've been out of the loop for a few weeks. Why is NAL streaming on IG and Twitch now? Was her Youtube channel finally banned?

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She's reading it. It's time for the waiting game...
and lol whoever got the Jack Scalfani emotes while she makes ambrosia salad
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What slur do you think she'll say first? She's dropped N bombs on YouTube before.

 

[anliteralidiot]

I've been out of the loop for a few weeks. Why is NAL streaming on IG and Twitch now? Was her Youtube channel finally banned?

she's a crybaby who couldn't stand reading chat for two seconds, and thought Instagram would keep her safe. No idea why she's not using Instagram now, but it might be because she's not getting donations from it.

Anywho, someone snitched on Jessica Messica sniping.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

What slur do you think she'll say first? She's dropped N bombs on YouTube before.

Faggot, hands down.

 

[Sog Dog]

Faggot, hands down.

I'm pulling hard for nigger

 

[bonified retard]

What slur do you think she'll say first? She's dropped N bombs on YouTube before.

 

[biggacracka]

What slur do you think she'll say first? She's dropped N bombs on YouTube before.

My money is on faggot though a strong contender could be retard but I don't know how either platform treat it as a slur or not. I know I don't, but pussies on the internet are turning every insult into a big no-no slur

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Kind of wonder if Cobra's not streaming because Clint won't let him or if he just wants to hide from NAL.

100% Clint won't let him. It's why he's whispering in the videos he's made recently.