Elaine April Gertler-Miller / Elaine Georgie Gertler-Miller / Elaine Miller / Trollcow / "Pissminge" / Z3R6 / Echo - Pisswhore, liar, future fed, faildoxxer, swatter, Imageboard apostate, sektur bicycle, sock enthusiast, linked her nudes to a 14 year old, cut "Josh Moon" into her thighs, genuine cautionary tale about wanting Internet fame, Torswats orbiter, drug addict

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Lainey you dropped this. That (obviously drunk) rant was fucking embarrassing to listen to.
 
It's really giving no credit at all to Lainey that she can acquire simps, absolutely any wahmen can do it as demonstrated by the fact that she does, it's of no special virtue it's just how it be.
She's not fat and has an (actual) pussy. Just that makes her 9/10 on the simp scale of attraction. I mean she's batshit crazy and ugly as hell to anyone whose personality doesn't entirely consist of desperation, but that's a lot of horny dudes.
 
That egg is shockingly dry, gotta lube it up with HP sauce or it's just gonna not digest, probably the anorexic masterplan.
Maybe if she ends up in Denmark she'll spot some foxes?
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To be fair she is an urbanite, doubt she's ever seen what a lamb looks like never mind a real life bovine.
 
OI, MATE, HEW NICKED YER BEANS? BIT SHORT OF AN ENGLISH BREKKIE INNIT? SOZ BRUV U CAN'T AFFORD BEANS NO MORE. IF ONLY NULL WERNT OUT 'ERE RUINEEN YA LOIFE!

Urbanite or not, Elaine should know the difference between a pig and a cow. Maybe if she porks up a little Null will notice her enough to eat her dehydrated, scrambled trad wife eggs. :optimistic: Maybe expecting her to recognize basic farm animals is giving her too much credit.


ETA: This is the Kiwi love story I choose. Forget Chantal, Chantal WHO.
 
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So, does this mean she's actually a lolpig and we've all been bamboozled?
To be fair she is an urbanite, doubt she's ever seen what a lamb looks like never mind a real life bovine.
I now have visions of Pissminge writing angry letters to the BBC.

"Sir,
I wish to complain about your daytime drama show, "Peppa Pig". The show is clearly about a family of cows, please rename it as I find it very confusing.
Yrs, Lainey
PS if you don't change it I will swat your family."


I think most zoomers have grasped the concept after watching "Old Macdonald had a farm" on YouTube, but maybe she lacks the attention span and views it as some arcadian Götterdämmerung.
 
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Not only does she not know the difference between a pig and cow, she thinks getting rid of bots on X is as simple as doing some reporting. Let's crack down on this issue folks!

sorry Elaine but you're no longer a lolcow. you're now a lolpig. or a trollpig I guess.
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sorry Elaine but you're no longer a lolcow. you're now a lolpig. or a trollpig I guess.
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You didn't even need the quote about her pussy above your comment, this is accurate af for the whole-ass human in this case.
Local cryptid "Trollsow" high off her own farts believes she's the most attractive person to be featured in a thread here.

Her pussy looks like Russell Greer's face, and has all of his charm too.
The rest of her looks like an AI generated prompt-"Tim Burton designs an e-girl based off of Peaky Blinders background characters while on bath salts"
 
Oh thats just fucking great
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170iQ right there.
The piggy is black and white so it must be a cow because all cows are black and white.
Thats just perfect. Trollsow.
Goddamn lol

On the upside, I've finally found food that looks like it would go great with Pat Tomlinsons Meatloaf.
She can’t stop embarrassing herself but I think she really did find a rare Josh 🤔
That is a rare Josh. Not half as rare as that goblin in front of him though.
You don't see one of them every day.

I wouldn't normally mock the afflicted but Brennan is a fucking scumbag and a FurFaggot
 
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The fuck kind of plate is that? It looks like a painted decorative wooden plate, it can't seriously be meant to eat off of...

Aside from the question of whether the paint is food-safe, it'd be impossible to get it clean.
It's a bread/chopping board of some kind, and WWP should probably get involved. Means she was likely at a cafe somewhere and paid for this poor imitation of a decent breakfast rather than slaving over a stove herself like a Poor. Doubt she ate more than a few forkfuls anyway, she's too spoopy to enjoy a full stomach.

Wood is antibacterial though, btw... We probably wouldn't use it for chopping boards and kitchen implements and stuff if it wasn't! The paint may or may not be food safe, but (crimes against proper plates aside) the board itself isn't going to do her any harm

I wonder if she knew it was a pig but was just desperate to make an oblique 'Farms reference and just hoped the world wouldn't notice. She's thick, but she can't be that thick, hilarious though that wouls be. Smells deliberate to me, even if I can't work out why she'd do that.
 
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