Horrorcow Cecily Kellogg / CecilyK / Uppercase Woman - unrepentant terrible human being liked by no one.

[Collections Agent]

Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania seems to have at least some kind of income, I wonder what Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania and/or her husband actually do in order to get money for food (their food, not their malnourished daughters).

Unless Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is living off of pure welfare and actually managing to make OPL look like a financial guru

 

[breadandcircuses]

Cecily works a few hours per week running the social channels for Abington Art Center. She has also been working a few hours per week running the social media channels for League Collegiate Outfitters for over a year, I believe, and they are finally closing in on 500 Twitter followers! https://twitter.com/league91

Charlie does not work--not even the ~10 hours per week Cecily does. Unless you count panhandling as working. Those stogies aren't going to smoke themselves.

Cecily also compiles text for link farms. She refers to this as "writing"--another lie.

Their income is supplemented by the government, e-begging and shadier practices I am not willing to mention here but will share privately if asked.

Why do I have a feeling that it's porn?

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

Why do I have a feeling that it's porn?

I will just say that I don't believe what has been mooted on other forums. Cecily and Charlie are horrific, neglectful, abusive parents, but I don't think they would auction their daughter's virginity or force her to into sex work to raise money for cheeseburgers, deliery sushi and scampi, iPhones and cigars.

 

[drain]

I will just say that I don't believe what has been mooted on other forums. Cecily and Charlie are horrific, neglectful, abusive parents, but I don't think they would auction their daughter's virginity or force her to into sex work to raise money for cheeseburgers, deliery sushi and scampi, iPhones and cigars.

Well, I think they would auction their daughter's virginity for less than that.

 

[ShecalledmeJohnny]

I was unaware there was a pole that was weight rated for land whales.

 

[183 baras]

Sugar is a type of carb. Refined and broken down to the most basic type, but still a carb.
To feal full is mainly determined by potion size not by calorie density, so to feel like this eating vegetables is actually a good idea.

That said, if you gulp down tons of food like this landwhale probably does, your regulation system grows accustomed to that sizes.
Some of you may experienced the other way around while dieting; you eat smaller portions to reduce your calorie intake for a while and then when you eat after a while a portion in your old normal size you'll feel stuffed.
That's why gastric bands sometimes don't work. Some people are so persistent in their gorging that they wear it out.

And while I'm at it, fun fact; if you manage to reach a body mass index of 35, your chances to ever reach a healthy weight again (without operation) will drop abysmally low.
So I don't wonder at all, that uppercase Whale here didn't manage to lose weight at all.

But the whole thing here makes me wonder, what did happen to that Whalecow, that she turned out to be such a horrible and despicable "mother"? Did she claim one of the usual suspects yet?

Kinda late, but anyway, thank you for the info. My bad.

Btw, can goverment close Tori's school? I think, it's pretty fucked up and it shouldn't be called a school at all. More like kindergarten for retarded.

 

[drain]

Kinda late, but anyway, thank you for the info. My bad.

Btw, can goverment close Tori's school? I think, it's pretty fucked up and it shouldn't be called a school at all. More like kindergarten for exceptional.

Doubt it. When we are dealing with retards, we have to be cautious, because they're fucking unstable and can do some nasty things. I think the gov would prefer to not poke this shitfest: the outcome could be worse than this.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

Cecily once cornered the marketing dude for Fandango at a mommy blogger conference and convinced him to let her blog for them. She posted a recommendation to their Family Movies blog recommending that parents should let their kids watch Madonna's "Truth or Dare" documentary where she fellates a water bottle and does other typically prudish Madonna-type things.

Cecily was relieved of her $25 per post duties and Fandango was forced to pull the piece after an outcry from their customers.

https://web.archive.org/web/2013091...to-screen-10-great-concert-movies-741017.html

 

[RI 360]

Cecily is obsessed with talking about blow jobs, how fucking disturbing she'd want to share her enthusiasm for them with an audience of children. On her uppercase woman blog I'm pretty sure she wrote an entire post detailing her talents in it, going to try to find traces of it on the internet, but here's a mention on her original blog, wasted birth control.

 

[PT 404]

I had never heard of Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania until today, but I regret my choices. Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania sounds terrible. I can guarantee Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania smells like the asshole she probably doesn't wipe. Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania also sounds like the prime example of grifter scum.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

I think her arm is wider around than both my legs together.

I'm amazed that there hasn't been an investigation into that shit-school, or even these parents themselves. Poor kid was doomed from conception.

 

[NailsOnAChalkboard]

Of course Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania is obsessed with blow jobs.

Eating is the only skill she has

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia,Pennsylvania likes to say she is a feminist but is keeping her daughter illiterate.



Hopefully her husband gets a face full of mace while he is out trying to get up-skirt shots of unsuspecting women.

 

[MG 620]

I would not trust Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania at all. That is my opinion, so deal with it, Cecily Kellogg of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

 

[exceptionalgoogle]

Cecily is obsessed with talking about blow jobs, how fucking disturbing she'd want to share her enthusiasm for them with an audience of children. On her uppercase woman blog I'm pretty sure she wrote an entire post detailing her talents in it, going to try to find traces of it on the internet, but here's a mention on her original blog, wasted birth control.

This is correct. She had a blog post entitled "My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard," giving a blowjob tutorial loaded with anecdotes about her illustrious BJ-giving career, on the same blog where she bemoaned the fact that she found it difficult to be accepted by the other moms at Tori's public school or to be taken seriously as a professional. She included the detail that she's not a big fan of receiving oral, which makes guys go even crazier for her. (I guess nobody ever told her that guys love giving oral, just not to her.)

 

[Mason Verger]

Fuck that, you ever seen an Orca eat a seal?

 

[breadandcircuses]

So Tori went to a damn public school on some point?

 

[Kikomi]

So Tori went to a damn public school on some point?

yeah, i believe after tons of behavioral issues, tori was pulled out of school and put into exceptional daycare.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Oh man, I love to hate Cecily Kellogg. She is such a splendid piece of shit.

Has anyone mentioned yet how she and Charlie ripped off Charlie's elderly mother? Old lady developed dementia and they put her in a home but not before the old woman paid for Cecily's fertility treatments. Then they began taking money out of her account for groceries, incidentals, sushi delivery, and suck. Oh, and also to buy a summer place in the Poconos. I shit you not, they bought a trailer with the old woman's money.

Because her care is very expensive, her funds ran low and she ended up needing either Medicare or Medicaid to pay for her nursing home fees. The government looked at her finances, saw the huge withdrawals Cecily and Charlie made, and the two of them had to replace the money they had frittered away. You can't drain down accounts or hide funds then try to get the government to foot the bill for your mother's care, which is exactly what those two did.

I've always wondered if that is where their financial spiral began. They were relying on Mrs O'Hay's money for all sorts of nonsense because they are incapable of budgeting like sane adults. If they needed that money for grocery shortfalls, then paying it back and making ends meet was a chore. Even selling the trailer wouldn't have helped much because they pulled this stunt right around the time the economy began to tank - there's no way they got what they paid for it when they sold it.

She's such a clown. But I also don't think she'll pay much attention to us because she got her enormous panties in a twist over GOMI and realized that every time she made a stand against the bullies it just pointed more people towards sources that showed what a piece of garbage Cecily really is. And and O'Hay just block and delete these days.

So much to discuss with her. Suitcasing, the story of the tiny Asian ob-gyn who could stick her entire arm up Cecily's deep and cavernous vagina, the missing teeth, the Kindle lost on the airplane, all the begging and how it ruined her "brand," the Irish girls whom she paid to clean her home when she and O'Hay both worked from home. Someone find her singing "Santa Baby" because I feel that is a nightmare we all need to share in.

 

[Particle Bored]

yeah, i believe after tons of behavioral issues, tori was pulled out of school and put into exceptional daycare.

Apparently she was kicked out of preschool because mommy dearest talked a bunch of shit on her blog.
https://web.archive.org/web/20110414093807/http://sheposts.com/node/981
Unfortunately it doesn't look like the actual blog post was archived. WayBackMachine says no record.