Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"It makes me sad, thinking about eating lamb. Tayssgud?"

 

[Hippy Dippy]

“I have to do that but I don’t want to.” Yeah, we know.
“ I went to the doctor. I’m Fat.”
“Impor-ant.”
“Not going to lah to you.” My editing sucks.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

I love how she keeps calling shoveling massive amounts of fŮd in her gaping gullet "tAsTe TeStS". Is that to avoid the ewetoobs TOS ewe guise?

 

[I call shenanigans]

"tAsTe TeStS". Is that to avoid the ewetoobs TOS ewe guise?

It’s because her favourite YouTuber Fat Alex does it. She also copies Alex’s pronunciation. The funny thing is, Alex hasn’t got a creative bone in her body and copies whoever she’s watching at the time. So many of these fatties are just copying each other until most are the same, just in a different body.

 

[Hippy Dippy]

Seriously. Fat Alex should make Amberlynn the Godmother. They are two peas in a pod.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Seriously. Fat Alex should make Amberlynn the Godmother. They are two peas in a pod.

They aren’t religious. Even their weddings were both civil ceremonies. While I’m sure there will be a naming day, because any excuse for a tax deductible party with presents, Godparents are religious figures. I’d expect them to appoint guardians, but not godparents. Amber is neither godparent or guardian material. I know you were just joking about it.

Imagine if Amber started throwing parties. We’ve haven’t seen any since the gaycare days. Now that would be content. Who would she invite I hear you say. Well Alex has no friends either but still manages to wrangle family members and their tag alongs, so it could be done.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Imagine fucking skin walking Learning 2 be Fat, the most boring cunt on the planet. So boring she does not have a thread, so I can say her husband is probably fucking other women and men to spend as much time away from her boring ass.

That needs to be studied really.

 

[I call shenanigans]

So boring she does not have a thread

It’s on its way.

 

[blubberlubber]

Amberlynn says she collects poetry, but honestly I don't think she really collects anything. I think a better term would be "consume". She CONSUMES poetry books. She has an entire shelf full of books that she says she hasn't read most of, and while this seems nitpicky I really think she just has a problem with abundance. Instead of reading essentials and figuring out the general hallmarks of poetry she instead plucks whatever is fanciest off le aesthetic Target rack to give off the idea she's smarter and more thoughtful than she really is. Instead of reading the books and explaining what is inside of them she talks on and on about making lists and ranking them, and honestly I think this is the most interesting part of Amberlynn. In a way, it is not herself that is the excitement (if you can even call it that) but because she is such a superstar consoomer that I think it gives us a peek into who the hell is buying all these Colleen Hoover books and tacky ass beige furniture. She's a poser in the purest form, but honestly I don't even think the people she is copying are 'real' themselves. If a Target marketing executive saw her they'd blow a ball out.

 

[I call shenanigans]

She CONSUMES poetry books. She has an entire shelf full of books that she says she hasn't read most of,

That’s another thing she’s picked up from Fat Alex. Alex buys coffee table books from target simply for their aesthetic. If it matches her decor then she’ll buy it and place it under a lamp or a vase of fake flowers. It’s crazy to see.

 

[FatalTater]

I ain't watching this loser but has Amber started wearing the giant fake eyelashes again like she did while her mom was visiting her a few years ago?

 

[Lidl Drip]

It’s because her favourite YouTuber Fat Alex does it. She also copies Alex’s pronunciation. The funny thing is, Alex hasn’t got a creative bone in her body and copies whoever she’s watching at the time. So many of these fatties are just copying each other until most are the same, just in a different body.

I was just going to come here to make a post about this lmao. Since our fat gorls have become so boring I have been branching out and watched some of Alexandra Rodriguez videos and I immediately noticed how much she sounds like Amberlynn and then I remembered that Amber has admitted to watching her, she is copying her ENTIRE personality and way of talking, it's insane. I'm sure Alex also just copies other youtubers since all of these vloggers are very same-y but Amber is properly skinwalking Alex and wants to be her so so bad. I wonder how Amber feels about Alex being pregnant and expecting a baby. Something Amber can't copy. I know Amber is dumb as a box of rocks but seeing everyone she looks up to move on to the next stage in life while she is permanently stuck as 13 must at least sting a little?

It’s on its way.

Based

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Amberlynn says she collects poetry, but honestly I don't think she really collects anything. I think a better term would be "consume". She CONSUMES poetry books.

There's no TS Eliot or ee cummings up there, I bet. Just quantity, cuz she's suuuuch a voracious reader.

If she wanted to be totally beige aesthetician, she could turn the spines in. Same amount of shelf space and reading accomplished.

 

[Billie Ross]

Hambo compared to other 2 morbidly obese women. ( those are both over 200lbs).
Hambo is a fucking unit.
1000lbs combined of pure trailer trash.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Hambo compared to other 2 morbidly obese women. ( those are both over 200lbs).

The dark shirt one isn’t quite 200lbs, but Kristine is hitting closer to 300lbs. Seeing them in the same shot like that just shows how enormous Amber is. I don’t believe she’s sub 500lbs.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber is clearly 550+, she looks no different.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Dark shirt lady isn't remotely "morbidly obese". C'mon now, that's Reddit-tier shit.

 

[SkeebyPebbles_14!?]

Mukbang started with Korean streamers, but it's been largely branched out - the gist of it is just the streamer eats and/or cooks a lot of food while talking about random topics, usually involving what they're currently eating

What exactly people get out of that however, I'm not entirely sure

I think it was first bc eating alone at dinner was weird in Korea so u put on someone to eat w u, moms basement behavior imo, than it got to the Americans and now its whatever tf. ik people that r on RLY restrictive diets (400-800cals) that watch mukbangers to feel satiated, watching others eat makes u feel full operantly, but ur more prone to binging if u watch that stuff too often.

 

[Mekahineyho]

Is that her most tragic outfit ever?

 

[I call shenanigans]

ik people that r on RLY restrictive diets (400-800cals) that watch mukbangers to feel satiated, watching others eat makes u feel full operantly, but ur more prone to binging if u watch that stuff too often.

Or just makes you feel so ill , it either puts you off eating, or as a cautionary tale, helps you work past the fact that you are restricting your own eating so you don’t end up as big as the super morbidly obese creators. I’ve certainly NEVER binged after watching one of them, although I may have run to the bathroom for fear I might throw up.