Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

Her meeting with the shaman is meant to be this week. Last week, she went to the meeting on Monday and realised it was the wrong date, so I assumed she would have been to see them yesterday. There's been no mention of the meeting so far. I want to know how it went. It wasn't clear if it was with Raven Kaldera, or if she just had an initial chat with him, then she sought out a separate person who was local.

Yarrow, I know you read here: YOUR BLOG WEBSITE NEWS AND UPDATES SECTION NEEDS FIXING. There's nothing there. Hopefully when she comes to write about her shaman meeting she will realise and restore it.

Edit: LOL she fixed it.
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The relationship between Loki and I has deepened. I decided that if I am going to know the true god behind the foolish charade, I need to go to where he dwells.

It’s been difficult.

Despite the fact that I have worked with (and slept with) the All-Father, I find myself angry with him. What crime has Loki committed, other than nonconformity? And now his fate is to be bound to a rock with his son’s intestines (in all actuality, Sigyn has told me that for breaking free four years ago, they have killed both their children for this purpose)… for all eternity? Or, at the very least, until Ragnarök, the fabled end of days. That simply isn’t fair.

So, I have been plotting things.

On the much smaller scale, I am delving back into breath-work in order to cultivate my ǫnd (“breath of life”), and hopefully learn some singing techniques along the way. If I had all the money in the world, I would buy a tagelharpa (see picture, below) because I find them to be so interesting. Unfortunately, I don’t have $700 to drop on a single instrument. I might settle for a “war horn” instead.

I had hoped to bring you good news regarding the downstairs neighbor, but things did not work out in her favor. It angers me that someone should have to choose between the mental and emotional benefit of owning a pet and their shelter. Instead of being able to love her new little friend, she’s being forced to turn her over to a shelter, and in exchange, gets to keep her housing. My skills in “gaming the system,” by informing her of an ESA letter from her therapist, and then giving her the contact information for a free spay clinic, weren’t enough to allow her to keep the cat she rescued. My heart breaks for her.

I will be back with a short update after my visit to the shaman on Thursday, to let you all know how it went. Peace be with you all. Hold your loved ones close.
I have no idea what that Loki nonsense means. I love the idea that she's going to get a war horn, because I'm sure the neighbours will love that. Makes me kind of MATI that she has fully admitted to 'gaming the system' by registering Siggy as an ESA.

Another edit because she's doing the rounds of changing all of her pfps and banners.
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Hate them both.
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Haunted pfp. 'Be queer in an age where that's seen as woke' wtf.
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She's finally named her horny Tumblr account. How embarrassing. Misgendering her pensioner husbando, how disrespectful.
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Oh no! How sad.
 
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Her meeting with the shaman is meant to be this week. Last week, she went to the meeting on Monday and realised it was the wrong date, so I assumed she would have been to see them yesterday. There's been no mention of the meeting so far. I want to know how it went. It wasn't clear if it was with Raven Kaldera, or if she just had an initial chat with him, then she sought out a separate person who was local.

Yarrow, I know you read here: YOUR BLOG WEBSITE NEWS AND UPDATES SECTION NEEDS FIXING. There's nothing there. Hopefully when she comes to write about her shaman meeting she will realise and restore it.
Maybe her shaman told her to stop being retarded on the internet?

I think someone telling her she had to DFE for woo reasons to bring balance to her force or some shit might be the only way to get her to behave. For like, a week or two. Optimistic, I know.
 
So she's plotting to release Loki from captivity, do I have that right? And openly posting about it on her website, which presumably the "All-Father" has access to.

And she's possibly consulting a shaman to help her do that? And she might soon start blowing a "war horn" in the park by her apartment, (hopefully at dawn) or something?

If this person showed up as my neighbor without a live in guardian I'd have trouble believing it wasn't some kind of performance art larp.
 
Despite the fact that I have worked with (and slept with) the All-Father, I find myself angry with him.
So now she's claiming she fucked Odin and she's plotting against him?

Ma'am, you are a pathetic human so overcome by your own hubris that you're going to take on the Lord of Everything?

Good luck with that. I'm sure Loki will ensure your success. /sneed
 
Why Staph is allowed to have Sig registered as an emotional support animal but her neighbor isn't allowed the same

I suspect she's just so sheltered she's never met the type of person who impulsively gets animals they can't take care of and inevitably dump them when it gets too hard in an endless cycle.

Some Siggy content from reddit:

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Cat people plz confirm, is it not incredibly weird to store your cat food in your bedroom? Sounds like how you get ants.
This cat is going to end up so fat.

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The rental people must be kicking themselves for allowing Staph to get a cat. The last thing they want is all of their tenants attempting to follow suit. Also, not allowing smoking in rental units is very standard, so I'm not sure why Staph thinks that's so oppressive. It's also not entirely unusual for there to be rules about the particular pets you bring in, since pets do have a lot of potential to damage a unit. You can really tell that Stephanie has alwaus lived in a house that her parents owned and is unused to rental rules. Sounds awfully privileged to me.

Cat people plz confirm, is it not incredibly weird to store your cat food in your bedroom? Sounds like how you get ants.
This cat is going to end up so fat.

That's weird. We've seen photos of the kitchen, and it has upper cabinetry. If she's concerned about Siggy getting into her food, she could just put the food in an upper cabinet. Ants and roaches love cat food, so it's best to keep it sealed and contained. I have no idea why you'd keep cat food in your bedroom.

And Staph really does need to get out ahead of this overfeeding thing. Having a battle of wills with a cat is tough and exhausting, but it has to be done. You can't just give in to the overfeeding.
 
Cat people plz confirm, is it not incredibly weird to store your cat food in your bedroom? Sounds like how you get ants.
It’s weird to store any food in your bedroom when you’re an adult human who lives on their own, but especially cat food.

Like often puzzled said
Ants and roaches love cat food, so it's best to keep it sealed and contained.
Not only that, cats have teeth and claws and can very much rip their way into a bag of cat food. Plus when it’s an open bag all sorts of business can get in there.

The fact she’s storing it in her bedroom makes me think she (her dad) bought a large bag of shitty cat biscuits and that’s why it isn’t in a cabinet.
Cats are obligate carnivores, and while dry biscuits can meat some of their nutritional needs, what they really need is meat. I know we’ve touched on the fact it seems like she’s only feeding Siggy dry food before but this just seems like another confirmation.

None of your cats shit should be in your bedroom though. Not biscuits, not food bowls or litter trays. (I’m firmly in the camp litter trays belong in the bathroom).
At this point I’m more than sure that Siggy is making such a fuss because she’s a young cat, she’s bored and Steph is too busy cooming online to pay attention to her, properly clean her litter tray (if at all) and keep the house tidy. (Steph strikes me as the type to leave wrappers from her seventeen daily snacks around the place)

She’s not going to post any of Siggys negative behaviour online because she knows anything she does will just fuel the ‘kiwi farms was right’ machine.
 
Thing is, she IS showing off Siggy's "bad" behavior, she's even complaining about it as well.
She complains Siggy talks too much, bitch, then engage with her.
She complains Siggy is jumping and running around all willy nilly, bitch, then play/scold her.
All she has to do to fix these problems is *GASP* interact with Siggy! *GASP!*
It's really tell tale that this is something she has yet to realize, y'know?
 
Thing is, she IS showing off Siggy's "bad" behavior, she's even complaining about it as well.
She complains Siggy talks too much, bitch, then engage with her.
She complains Siggy is jumping and running around all willy nilly, bitch, then play/scold her.
All she has to do to fix these problems is *GASP* interact with Siggy! *GASP!*
It's really tell tale that this is something she has yet to realize, y'know?
I don't even see these as problems if I'm honest. I love a vocal/spirited and slightly unhinged kitty. I'll look after you, Siggy. :(
 
If I had all the money in the world, I would buy a tagelharpa (see picture, below) because I find them to be so interesting. Unfortunately, I don’t have $700 to drop on a single instrument.
Does she only ever look at the most expensive websites??? You can find multiple talharpas (which is the more common name of the same instrument) listed on eBay for as little as 180, brand new
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700, Jesus christ, what is she looking for? A harp carved from the original cross and stringed with gold or some shit?
 
I don't even see these as problems if I'm honest. I love a vocal/spirited and slightly unhinged kitty. I'll look after you, Siggy. :(

Yeah, my kitty meows all the time. I just ask her: what's wrong? She then goes quiet.:lol:
I'm just pointing out that any "problems" Siggy has, can be solved by playing/interacting with her.
Yet she doesn't. Steffles treats poor Siggy like a toy, bitch, she's NOT a toy, she's a living being that has needs and wants just like you. Maybe, she should pay attention to something other than herself.
 
Does she only ever look at the most expensive websites??? You can find multiple talharpas (which is the more common name of the same instrument) listed on eBay for as little as 180, brand new
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700, Jesus christ, what is she looking for? A harp carved from the original cross and stringed with gold or some shit?
Hilariously the image she used came from an Instructable about how to make one; it's not hard, but lol Staph could (and would) never.


(I will not sperg about the dubious historical claims of it being a "Viking" instrument.)
 
Does she only ever look at the most expensive websites??? You can find multiple talharpas (which is the more common name of the same instrument) listed on eBay for as little as 180, brand new
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700, Jesus christ, what is she looking for? A harp carved from the original cross and stringed with gold or some shit?
Well, those are handmade by artisans. Staph only would consider buying her Viking shit from Amazon it seems:
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Not thinking about poor neglected Siggy and the fate of the chain smoking neighbor's cat by imagining Stephanie Cianfriglia, Savior of Loki, Overthrower of the Mad Tyrant Odin, whom she totes had sex with btw, it was all part of her intricate plan. Who knew that the Heroine of Valhalla was a 35 year old fat gender from Bumfuck, NY. Wonders never cease.

I don't even see these as problems if I'm honest. I love a vocal/spirited and slightly unhinged kitty. I'll look after you, Siggy. :(
My little boy is the most vocal and loudest cat I've ever had. He has different pitches of yells depending on what he wants, they can get outright angry. I couldn't love him more. Naturally I drop everything to give him the attention he wants, which makes cooking inconvenient, but he's my spoiled baby. This is how you care for a young cat, Staph. You can't be bothered, you don't deserve to have a sweet baby angel in your presence.
 
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