Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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If it wasn't he'd have the security footage up right away. I'm guessing it would show the same scoundrel who vandalized his property before with the lamest insults ever and a marker you can easily just wipe off.

Also come on you expect me that there are more people who think his handiwork is of suck quality that they're be willing to just carry two heavy and awkward objects (no, not his tits, the chairs) off through a back alley.
Of all the still images that he could have picked for his Twitter feed, he certainly picked the most useless. Instead of using an image that had a clear view of the people who took the chairs -- or their vehicle -- he used the still image that had the gleam on his Rustang just so. You can tell it's very important to him because he has a sun visor on the windshield to protect the interior.

Some interesting things about the image, though:

1) Do Nest cameras not put a datestamp next to the timestamp? Sunset in Milwaukee was 8:08 PM yesterday so that part checks out, but I found the lack of a date rather odd. Maybe it's in the cropped part on the right-hand-side of the image?

2) You can see the hatchback is open on the SUV to the right, but there doesn't seem to be evidence of the second chair inside of it. (They would probably want to fold the back seats down to fit it in there, but the back door is closed.) We do see one of the chairs in the sidewalk near the street, but we don't see the individual on the left climbing the stairs or doing anything chair-related. They're just standing around.

For all we know, these could be just two of "Superhost" Pat's AirBnB customers. The hatchback on the SUV is open because their luggage is inside, but they haven't unloaded yet. The one on the left is looking around aghast at the Patemkin village, with its strange yard furniture and the multitude of trash cans across the street. And the one on the right is texting Pat to confirm that yes, indeed, the half-hovel they're parked at with the seriously overgrown yard is where they'll be staying for the evening.

Wait until they see the inside!
 
Sorry for the double post but holy shit my ribs. He is trying to get them back. Here is what he posted on craigslist :
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Some skeptical Redditors think it may be gayops by Pat however:
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The Brothermen are right, it strains credulity that Pat would track down the "Craigslist Ad" so quickly.

Permanently Targeted Pat, victim of a Criminal Cult of Clinically Obsessed Cyberstalkers immediately knows that it was innocent people responding to a Craigslist Ad, and not Pests?
How would he know to go to Craigslist?
How did he find the ad so quickly?

He's doing the same shit he did when he vandalized his bike, Pat the Permanent Victim, targeted by Clinically Obsessed Criminal Cyberstalkers (who are facing multiple felony charges) he's fucking transparent.
Funny how the "SWATings" stopped when he realized he was going to have to Pay Quasi after all, and its been more or less quiet on the Porcine Front, right up until he has another lolsuit on the go, and he thinks it looks good for his case to show how oppressed and targeted he is.
 
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I agree. It reeks of being a gay op because there's infinitely better ways of getting chairs.
Not so! In fact he's very close to the truth with his activity today. A nasty plot was uncovered and captured by one of the many dark money fueled Kiwi field agents just today.
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Rumor has it he's coming for the backwards fence next to keep the border secure.
 
Someone stole his pesticide ridden Handy Man Pat built chairs and my ribs won't recover.
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eh personally I find this about as funny as the swatting to be honest. I don't really get the joke of tricking someone to unknowingly commit a crime against pat. Ok his chairs are stolen wow he's so epically owned. If anything it almost makes me feel a sliver of sympathy for pat having something you made with your own two hands stolen like that. What's the next epic prank after this one, trick someone into showing up to pat's house to bash his head in with a bat?

edit: You know what reading about it further I think the other forum is right and it is likely another one of pat's false flag gayops, ignore my moralfagging. I should know better than to feel any skepticism-free sympathy for pat by now lmfao
 
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eh personally I find this about as funny as the swatting to be honest. I don't really get the joke of tricking someone to unknowingly commit a crime against pat. Ok his chairs are stolen wow he's so epically owned. If anything it almost makes me feel a sliver of sympathy for pat having something you made with your own two hands stolen like that. What's the next epic prank after this one, trick someone into showing up to pat's house to bash his head in with a bat?

edit: You know what reading about it further I think the other forum is right and it is likely another one of pat's false flag gayops, ignore my moralfagging
Wrong, stalker. He's the kind of actual tough guy who would spoon feed you your own teeth if you tried that.
 
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the funniest part about this is that the core message isn't even that wrong (trump is much more pro-israel and much more anti-muslim than biden) but because rick insists on hanging out in turbo leftist hugboxes like bluesky none of the people around him want to hear anything about it so he just gets shit on anyway
 
Ok so he was supposedly at a concert? Can we work out which one it would be, and the timing? He didn't take the rustang, did he walk? Force nikki to drive? Can we prove he was tweeting during the fucking concert if his bullshit is to be believed?
They went to a Taylor Swift concert and Tay Sway herself had a couple underlings steal the chairs after his name popped up buying tickets. Lolcows cropped up on her radar after the Greer incidents and she's since become an ardent lolcow enjoyer. She uses her vast weath to fly accross town to her favorite coffee place twice a day and the rest to troll cows.

The retarded fantasy I concocted while making a shitpost is more believable than anything Rick can come up with.
 
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