Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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A few Pats today

Murder Pat:
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Definitely Fat doing the shooting as I can't imagine any scenario where someone would go up to this fatass and ask for help with learning to shoot. The local ranges boomer who only has an NRA Instructor cert would still be an infinitely better teacher than Pat could ever be. His "last couple" is still a >2 MOA grouping, which is shit since I'd bet money Fatrick only shot from 7 yards. Oh and he still flinches before the gun actually fires, his "groupings" being low left tell on bad handgun shooters every time.

Reminder that Fatrick owns a 16" PS90 and not only does he not try to hide it in great shame, he proudly showed off pictures of it at one time.
 
Does Nikki have a car? Where does she park? Pat went to a concert and didn’t take his bad ass shitstang?
If Pat even went to the concert anyway, he is way too much of a fat pig that it makes him trying to get in and out from the crowd of people on the ground or just making people uncomfortable of his immense size because Fatrick is fat and all he can do was squeal loudly on Xitter trying to say enjoy prison to every single person that callously remarking the shit Fat Rick does.
They went to a Taylor Swift concert and Tay Sway herself had a couple underlings steal the chairs after his name popped up buying tickets. Lolcows cropped up on her radar after the Greer incidents and she's since become an ardent lolcow enjoyer. She uses her vast weath to fly accross town to her favorite coffee place twice a day and the rest to troll cows.
A good thing that Nikki never opted to any lolcows' side of any sort of things like normally functioning braincells people in society would do. Finding entertainment through making lolcows pissy to the point they will sperg and outrage about it was fun to her, and most would not stop her entertaining tards like them. Russhole is still fucking creepy with being a sex pest online whilst continuing and losing the lolsuit between his shitlips and the ooperator.
The retarded fantasy I concocted while making a shitpost is more believable than anything Rick can come up with.
Rick is a pathological liar and fat, so anything he makes are from his powertripping and extreme mind fragility.
 
The fuck does this even mean? Two days before he's sore? I'm 40 and I get sore from workouts the exact same as I did when I was 20. I'm thinking it's because he possibly 'works out' and then lays around doing nothing for an entire day before getting up and finally feeling it.
It's just delayed onset muscle soreness (DOMS) it's a normal thing that effects a lot of people and has literally nothing to with age.
 
If Pat even went to the concert anyway, he is way too much of a fat pig that it makes him trying to get in and out from the crowd of people on the ground or just making people uncomfortable of his immense size because Fatrick is fat and all he can do was squeal loudly on Xitter trying to say enjoy prison to every single person that callously remarking the shit Fat Rick does.
He gets Mama Raven to dive into the Mosh pit and clear space.
 
It's just delayed onset muscle soreness (DOMS) it's a normal thing that effects a lot of people and has literally nothing to with age.
It's him making some shit up for a tweet about it being two days instead of the usual waking up the morning after legs and not being able to stand up after your morning shit. DOMS is normal and healthy, but I've never heard of it taking two days to come on. That'd be annoying to me as you typically get it on a rest day and then are ready to go the next or at least feeling better.
 
I think he's lying - but if it's real it feels like the type of prank we get from people who go after lolcows. Not OandA/here or whatever. He's ascended to Ethan Ralph status. Also could be any random Twitter/Threads person that he's told to fuck off.

The window that this took place has to be tiny - Pat's randomly not home (at a concert) and it's going to be dark out by 8-9pm, someone saw the ad, came out, took the chairs, all in that few hours. Possible but very convenient.
 
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"Enjoy prison."

Has anyone ever actually been sent to prison because of Patrick?

I know the anser is no, of course, but it feels very, very odd to continously use that exact same phrase over and over and over again for years on end, if no one has ever been at actual risk of being sent to prison for trolling Patrick.
I mean, someday you kind of have to show receipts that your statement of the stalker children being sent to prison is a real thing, in order to give credence to the threat.
 
Alright, look, cow-tipping is for fags, but I’ll be real. If the chair shit is true, that’s pretty fucking funny.
If one of my friends of family members had this happen to them I would probably laugh about it to their faces due to the sheer absurdity of the situation unless it was shit of sentimental value, and they would probably laugh too even if they were frustrated. Besides which, as previously discussed the probability of him having his poisoned chairs stolen and then immediately "finding" the craigslist ad responsible stinks worse than Nikki's cooch after being gangvaped in detroit
 
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The Bearer of Bitch Tits speaks truer than he knows

Also imma level with yall, if such a gay ass "portal" was created between Fat's corner of Milwaukee and my corner of Bongland and I saw fat flopping his bitchbooba out like this chick on the other side, I would likely wind up injuring myself as I forcibly try to crawl into said portal in a desperate instinctual attempt to mount fatrick like an amorous wildebeest and rut him so hard his spine prolapses
 
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Maybe if Patrick had a real yard he could fence it all off and then his shitty chairs wouldn't be taken when he asks someone to take them.
His threats are as empty as his life.
That's not true! He has his chairs, and he wants them back! This will be written as the script for Taken 5.
 
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