Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

The used Dildo one is a troll account. It used one of the freaks from ONA as a profile picture. I’m not checking the website, but unless their website says that I’m thinking that’s bad info from a troll.

I think my aversion to the imagined smell still has legitimacy in spite of this

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Next Kino Casino and MATI are gonna be lit

You mean they’re going to be FUNNY and WEIRD with how the PRUDES don’t appreciate Nick’s liberating and free lifestyle. It’s going to be worse than the scandavian prudes at his church.

 

[Humble Architect]

You mean they’re going to be FUNNY and WEIRD with how the PRUDES don’t appreciate Nick’s liberating and free lifestyle. It’s going to be worse than the scandavian prudes at his church.

Frankly it’s disgusting that we shame his beautiful, liberated and free lifestyle. I hate myself for laughing at such a happy and healthy individual.

Imagine fucking only one person and not doing hard drugs how gay of me.

Because everyone who laughs at him are the true homosexuals, not the blown-out effeminate “lawyer” who hungers for booze, pills and children (soon).

 

[Captain Manning]

The used Dildo one is a troll account. It used one of the freaks from ONA as a profile picture. I’m not checking the website, but unless their website says that I’m thinking that’s bad info from a troll.

I agree it could be a troll comment, but the place seems plenty fucked up as it is even if you subtract that.

If anyone still thinks Balldo was somehow reformed after getting rediculed for Hedonism II, here is your answer. He simply kept his mouth shut on his shows, as few of them there were.

Unfortunately for him, Aaron didn't keep his mouth shut.

And given that Nick and Kayla will almost certainly gonna go for April in the divorce, we might be in for a wild ride thanks to Aaron.

 

[DumbDude43]

Unfortunately for him, Aaron didn't keep his mouth shut.

ironically, if nick hadn't stolen april away from aaron, he probably would have kept quiet
common self inflicted balldo L

 

[daffodils]

https://rumble.com/v4vcpw8-wednesday-midday-cohen-hawaii-judge-is-a-moron-whiskey-stolen-by-govcucks.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUWzU6oiw

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

He claims the racoons were stealing cat food. Why is there cat food outside? Am I supposed to feel sorry for his cats having their food "stolen" by racoons when the feline menace is probably out there slaughtering endangered wildlife?

Some people leave food for outdoor cats. Your raccoon rant is gay and autistic. Nobody cares about the fucking coons and if you've run across these nasty fuckers, you'd be happy to hit them with a hammer too. Raccoons carry lots of diseases and can wind up killing your cats if they get into spouts with them. There's absolutely nothing wrong with seeing to the end of these giant rats. You don't let wild animals near your pets. I've had to deal with foxes, vultures the size of golden retrievers, and a nest of giant falcons that could and would happily eat small dogs if they got too close. Wild animals are dangerous and you don't underestimate the damage they can cause.

Did anyone take up his offer?

I don't feel so good Mr. Stark....

This fucking retard. It's not rocket science. Humans connect to smarter critters, that's why people like corvids, squirrels and dolphins. They're smart, "just like us".
If you tell the average person that a pig can also do basic problem solving and have the intellect of a toddler, most wouldn't eat pork for a week. It's just human nature.

I'm with Nick. Fuck animals. Animals are beautiful and majestic. There's nothing quite like stepping out into your backyard on a summer morning and seeing your trees completely covered with black feathers because a flock of 20+ vultures decided to make your backyard their sunbathing spot. They're intimidating, scary, and beautiful. At least until they shit their green bile shit all over your roof. Then you break out the BB gun and chase these fuckers away.

Giant falcons are beautiful and majestic. Until they decide to make a nest in your trees and start picking off the bird friends in your bird houses and bird feeders. Then you want to shoot these mother fuckers out of the sky.

Turkeys are great to watch, fun little birds. Till they surround your car and try to attack you because they think their own reflection is a rival flock of turkeys and you have to bash their faces in with a car door to get away.

Deer are beautiful and majestic. Until the 20th time you nearly hit one because these fuckers dart out in the road and just stand there in front of your car and you're fucking tired of it.

Bottom line; fuck animals.

That’s not even your average gross swinger club. This is like the bottom of the sexual degeneracy barrel.

The kind of place where HIV positive faggots high on meth cruise, and truck stop hookers offer to finish you off for 20$.

Worse. Men actually bring their wives there to get gang banged.

“They didn’t look me in the eye when cashing out and they called me a faggot under their breath.”

Imagine taking the cards and cash as a cashier working here.

I hope they wear disposable gloves.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

And given that Nick and Kayla will almost certainly gonna go for April in the divorce, we might be in for a wild ride thanks to Aaron.

Which is really win win for Aaron. More people are going to want to watch his show for little bits of Rekieta information, he gets to strike low blows at his former gay lover. Hopefully this provides content before we fall back to the subtleties of butter dishes and boiling egg debates.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Come on Rackets, I have an urgent question for you, don't flake out

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

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https://rumble.com/v4vcpw8-wednesday-midday-cohen-hawaii-judge-is-a-moron-whiskey-stolen-by-govcucks.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIiUWzU6oiw

now wait a minute nick, isn't every show the whiskey edition?

 

[Captain Manning]

ironically, if nick hadn't stolen april away from aaron, he probably would have kept quiet
common self inflicted balldo L

I think Aaron is one of those types of people that is naturally mouthy, but I also think that he could get a lot more mouthy now, and he already has.

After all, we didn't hear about Pure Pleasure until after the divorce was announced.

Leaving aside any "moral fagging," I have read and heard over the years (including here) that this is one of the reasons you don't engage in threesomes, or polyamory, or anything like that. Because somebody always gets jealous, or feels jaded, and it turns into a complete shit show.

I don't know why anybody thinks it's a good life decision.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Then you break out the BB gun and chase these fuckers away.

Giant falcons are beautiful and majestic. Until they decide to make a nest in your trees and start picking off the bird friends in your bird houses and bird feeders. Then you want to shoot these mother fuckers out of the sky.

to be fair there's a large difference between shooting (real or BB) animals causing you and your property actual harm and taking pleasure in slowly drowning racoons that would not be bothering you and stealing your cat food if you just fed your cats inside.

 

[Sharpeteer]

What?! No.



I am beginning to think some of my fellow dudes in this thread have very low standards as to what constitutes hot.

Dear lord she looks like Anita Sarkeesian.

Neither April or Kayla are hot either.

You're just an internet mad-fat! And you just hate women that lose a little weight that's all.

I'm gagging because after reading about this sex store and the used dildos I could only think "imagine the smell".

This whole Pure Pleasure thing has been quite a trip. I know I shouldn't be surprised anymore, but I continue to be even more disappointed when this stuff comes out.

Fuck Rekieta for being such an absolute lying liar who lies for years for deceiving people who just wanted to watch decently entertaining law stuff.

to be fair there's a large difference between shooting (real or BB) animals causing you and your property actual harm and taking pleasure in slowly drowning racoons that would not be bothering you and stealing your cat food if you just fed your cats inside.

There's also a difference between shooting an animal in a manner that immediately kills them, giving them a quick death, and shooting them in a manner that doesn't kill right away, and causes extreme pain and suffering for them.

Nick would absolutely do the latter. Monster. Those poor Skuntanks don't stand a chance.

Which is really win win for Aaron. More people are going to want to watch his show for little bits of Rekieta information, he gets to strike low blows at his former gay lover. Hopefully this provides content before we fall back to the subtleties of butter dishes and boiling egg debates.

Trickling out the juice on Rekieta is the best thing he could ever do for his show.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Someone set the original place on fire. also both addresses have reviews that complain that the cashier calling people homo's though which is pretty funny.
ARSON SUSPECT CHARGED IN PURE PLEASURE FIRE

Cashier watching the hobo ignite the gasoline:

Rekieta hearing the news:

 

[Captain Manning]

Dear lord she looks like Anita Sarkeesian.

I was being kind with the picture I chose too. She looks super Anita-like in this one:



It's the schnoz that does it, I think.

I honestly don't think any of the women in Nick's current circle are particularly good looking.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

I honestly don't think any of the women in Nick's current circle are particularly good looking.

Kurt's the best looking woman of the bunch!

 

[ChromaQuack]

I was being kind with the picture I chose too.

Yeah but listen, in the isles she's an 8.

Context matters.

Kurt's the best looking woman of the bunch!

Until Nicky lampshade fully comes out as Nicolina, the most beautiful, stunning and brave woMAN of the lawtube sektur.

 

[Raven-621]

When is it not whiskey edition, Nick?

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Cashier watching the hobo ignite the gasoline:

Rekieta hearing the news:

 

[Captain Manning]

Kurt's the best looking woman of the bunch!

Well... he's not shy about using skin care products. I'll give you that.