Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[cromit]

Always love to see the CYA emails ending up as publicly-filed exhibits.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

this made me laugh IRL

I let out an involuntary chuckle in public when I read that part

Ken is using a Kennedy half-dollar and a bookmakers pencil to mark out the pre-emptive restraining orders on a map of the Sunshine State. An old divorce lawyers trick

Same with this. I saved a screenshot and I’ve laughed out loud several times because I keep scrolling across it

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Hardin continues to impress. He's clearly fed up with Russ, yet remaining professional.

at some point it has to feel good to say "Master, forgive me, but I'll have to go all out .... Just this once" as a lawyer, because usually even if you COULD press this hard, it'd be a bad look because the other side isn't a fucking drooling retard.

How long until greer complains that hardin keeps filing his shitty emails lol

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

How long until greer complains that hardin keeps filing his shitty emails lol

As soon as he checks his email probably. He's too retarded to realize that the temper tantrum he's about to throw will end up in another filing. Russ is a slow cow, but he always eventually gives great milk.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Russ, after the smackdown Hardin just gave you, I'm expecting great things. Don't disappoint.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

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Told you.

I wonder what prompted this sudden "compliance"
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Once again, Russ wants to turn the court room into the Seinfeld finale (which any real lawyer knows wouldn't ever be allowed) where he and Chris Chan and Patrick Tomlinson and Keffals all bear witness out of context of everything wrong kiwifarms and Josh have ever done or been accused of doing in a huge gishgallop to bias the Judge and jury. I think I'd actually like to see that massive lolcow crossover

And again, I don't think Russ would like the outcome if he really got all his friends and family to testify under oath whether he or kiwifarms is responsible for his life turning out the way it has

 

[moocow]

How much of this blatantly malicious/retarded shit needs to happen before a motion for sanctions becomes a lock?

Never. America's courts are seemingly hardwired to refuse to ever punish even the most stubbornly abusive and nasty fuckwits. Russ in particular will get a pass because his retard shield protects him.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Russ in particular will get a pass because his retard shield protects him.

It didn't protect him from having to pay legal fees after the Ariana Grande case, and we know Skordas collected his $1500 because Russ whined about it in this case

 

[The Great Citracett]

It didn't protect him from having to pay legal fees after the Ariana Grande case, and we know Skordas collected his $1500 because Russ whined about it in this case

And the whole time he cried and bitched that he had been unfairly "fined" that $1500.

 

[Terrifik]

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Once again, Russ wants to turn the court room into the Seinfeld finale (which any real lawyer knows wouldn't ever be allowed) where he and Chris Chan and Patrick Tomlinson and Keffals all bear witness out of context of everything wrong kiwifarms and Josh have ever done or been accused of doing in a huge gishgallop to bias the Judge and jury. I think I'd actually like to see that massive lolcow crossover

And again, I don't think Russ would like the outcome if he really got all his friends and family to testify under oath whether he or kiwifarms is responsible for his life turning out the way it has

Knowing court they will humor until informed of the issue.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

How long can you claim to be "confused" about not being entitled to an infinite amount of time to scrounge up litigation funds?

My nigga needs to be assessed for dementia at this point.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Russ, after the smackdown Hardin just gave you, I'm expecting great things. Don't disappoint.

Personally I am hoping for a 30 page response talking about the plights of Russell not getting girlfriends simply by dming them or commenting on their instagram pages because of the kiwi farms

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Personally I am hoping for a 30 page response talking about the plights of Russell not getting girlfriends simply by dming them or commenting on their instagram pages because of the kiwi farms

I'm rooting for a badly mailed filing (postage due) which includes what appear to be faxed copies screenshots of kiwifarms posts, in dark mode, and almost impossible to read. We will be informed that @Useful_Mistake is Hardin himself, but also Null, and Pronjay.

Hi, russ! Include me in the fax! This is certainly legal advice!

 

[DavidS877]

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Once again, Russ wants to turn the court room into the Seinfeld finale (which any real lawyer knows wouldn't ever be allowed) where he and Chris Chan and Patrick Tomlinson and Keffals all bear witness out of context of everything wrong kiwifarms and Josh have ever done or been accused of doing in a huge gishgallop to bias the Judge and jury. I think I'd actually like to see that massive lolcow crossover

And again, I don't think Russ would like the outcome if he really got all his friends and family to testify under oath whether he or kiwifarms is responsible for his life turning out the way it has

Are these disclosures also to be filed with the Court? Because I'm guessing they should be at least somewhat amusing once the mail arrives.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How long can you claim to be "confused" about not being entitled to an infinite amount of time to scrounge up litigation funds?

We suspect Russ was coddled from childhood, and he brought that mentality into adulthood. Also, he thinks the court is obligated to enforce "fairness" because Null has a lawyer and Russ doesn't.

Hi, russ! Include me in the fax! This is certainly legal advice!

If Russ ends up publishing a book about this case in the vein of Why I Sued Taylor Swift, I will buy it.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

As fun and infuriating this is it just makes me excited for Acerthorn. Imagine if he has to actually go to court and show up and he gets the same level of grilling. This is the dude who, if memory serves, mused on Reddit about the idea of cracking wise at a cop during an interview if he got arrested to provoke a violent response so he can sue for five billion. He would not be able to mentally handle getting dressed down for the frivolity of his suit in person because it doesn't have that level of separation of throwing bullshit filings at a faceless court.

That wasn't exactly on topic, so I'll say that I hope Russell actually digs in his heels and a similar case happens even if it's over zoom so the judge has to hear his sloppy stuck shit lips drool out arguments.

 

[Terence Trent D'ARPA]

Personally I am hoping for a 30 page response talking about the plights of Russell not getting girlfriends simply by dming them or commenting on their instagram pages because of the kiwi farms

It appears Mr. Hardin already has a special advance copy of Greer's latest legal motion. Note the attachment from ECF No 121-1:

On May 15, 2024, at 8:17 AM, Russell Greer wrote: Good morning, This is being put in the mail. Thanks.
<greer v kiwi farms motion to retransfer venue.pdf>

"Good morning, This is being put in the mail."
"No, Mr. Greer, it needs to be put in the trash!"

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I understand why Hardin had to point out to russ that he could just stop prosecuting the case and give up and it'd go away overnight, but I kind of don't want it to end that way, there's so much damn milk in that there cow.

greer v kiwi farms motion to retransfer venue.pdf

motion-to-undo-the-motion-to-do-the-motion-to-undo-the-motion.pdf holy shit memes becomes realities.

 

[CansOfCant]

It appears Mr. Hardin already has a special advance copy of Greer's latest legal motion. Note the attachment from ECF No 121-1:



"Good morning, This is being put in the mail."
"No, Mr. Greer, it needs to be put in the trash!"

Wait... is he really emailing his motions to Hardin, expecting Hardin do the same? Give him that 'preview' before it's filed? The hell?