Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

It’s very creepy, but it’s public video. I think @Null or a mod would be line caller, but scanning through the Church feed is mostly kosher to me. Just that kinda thing that fucking creepy.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Gentle reminder to the participants in this thread: if you feel the need to mention how much better you can cook eggs, compared to someone who doesn't know how to cook eggs, you have set a very low bar for things you need to prove about yourself to complete strangers.

I hope you get raped by a raccoon.

That said, she's still the most likeable and most attractive of the women law tubers.

Theres's good looking and there's LAWTUBE good looking. Andrea is LAWTUBE good looking.

Nobody cares about the fucking coons

HH to you too brother!

Kurt's the best looking woman of the bunch!

Kurt is worse looking than a rotten pig corpse.

Nick doesn't do that, he takes glee and pleasure in it, he locks himself in sheds and fights raccoons with hammers

There's no way that actually happened.

In a skillet? It's the only way. And then there's scrambled. That's what you pretend you intended to make when you fuck up over easy. But there's also basted, when you do them sort of like sunny-side but constantly drop hot bacon grease on them while frying them.

Cracking the egg without breaking the yolk is 3/4th of the battle.

There are plenty of amazing ways to make eggs. Did I mention shirred eggs? I think I did. And then there's the frittata.

Sure are. I was on a frittata kick for a while. Then looked for a more mobile friendly recipe. This is my current go to recipe. One batch is enough for breakfast all week. I like to use pepper jack cheese.
Cheesy Egg Puffs

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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I've seen auschwitz survivors more healthy than her. Rekieta should be honest about what is wrong with her. Is she ill? Is he slowly starving her? Rekieta isn't doing a good job dispelling rumors of neglect in the household.

 

[Potatoherder]

Super surprised he did a day show. Rumble did way less than YT ( $88 ) but day stream viewers are about the same as night time streamers on rumble. Nick said nothing.


Only rant that stood out:

CleTech91

"Hey Nick, did you ever meet the cat baker of Pure Pleasure?"

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[AncientPhosphur]

Rekieta would own the farms and stick it to prudes world wide if he comes out and admits to his swinging and faggotry. Remember how good it felt to expose the Balldo. God that was a rush huh Nick. Imagine how good it feels to tell the full story and stick it right in a bunch of prudes faces!

 

[Sam Losco]

Nick doesn't like Memology anymore?
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Memology deserves whatever shit he gets.

Noticed Emily Baker was a guest on You Tube technical team channel showing off her social media genius. Still amazing how Nick threw everything away to goon in a bottle.

Speaking of Emily, while Nick is busy drinking himself to death, Emily has her own fucking app now.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.mightybell.lawnerdsunite

 

[MrReeShopper]

@AnOminous Moral relativism was the wrong word, but he’s very much in the justifying his actions and then downplaying the outcomes by playing word games with the words “harm”, “neglect”, “emotional abuse”, “AIDS+”, and “addiction”.

If someone has time, we could get transcripts of Nick's shows and graph the use of certain words/phrases/names over time.

"Rekieta trends".

 

[Seafarer]

Foam parties are mentioned, here's a video of a foam party at the venue:

Foam parties? Are there obnoxious autistic furry women at these events?:

 

[keke]

Juju is the most disgusting. Fucking greasy hair, alcohol bloated face, spit coming out as he stammers out a laugh at how he doesn’t know anything about Nick. Tries to make a fat joke only for the zombified remains of his conscience to grab at him and cause it to fumble making him sound weak compared to Wings.

Juju must hate Rekieta because he thought Nick would boost his profile but then he immediately became an alcoholic and lost his audience so now Juju is stuck looking for new people to host the parasite that he is

 

[Not Who You Think]

It appears as if the most insane version events, the stuff I was thinking but though "No. That can't be what's happening. That would be too crazy", was happening the whole time..

Sarcasm? There isn't anything crazy about this for Nick.

Nick being involved in divorce drama (including his own) is a logical conclusion for a "monogamous" degenerate who frequents gay/swinger locales and prescribes the same for other couples in the name of "weird silly fun" and "not being dead yet". He got his LOCALS to send lewds for months and a married couple who participated are now divorced. The only people who would find this genuinely surprising would be those somehow still giving Nick grifter's currency the benefit of the doubt.

The most surprising thing Nick could do at this point might be something along these lines:

 

[DumbDude43]

I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

the church shouldn't record and upload this shit in the first place, it's incredibly gay and cringe to do that

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Right now the cope is that he's busy with the kids and bringing them to various activities. So when summer hits and those activities settle down and he's still missing shows what will the new cope be?

He just got BUSY last year. He had the same song and dance and got cross with people worried about his contract.

This fag has said that he cannot stream during the day because he is too busy with his kids activities but now he is saying that he can stream during the day without any issue and so suddenly? Yeah this guy is full of shit. Also LOL at him saying that he MIGHT do a Locals stream.

That LOCALS stream didn't happen. I am befuddled why he did YT and not LOCALS...

Such lack of respect of his audience. Well what remains of his audience.

Come to think of it, anyone watching current year Nick deserves it.

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I am no longer shocked by his not doing LOCALS. 37 viewers...

HH to you too brother!

I like Hulk Hogan!

 

[Kosher Dill]

People shoplifting for sex toys.
Why is that even a thing?

DSP continues to rack up W after W. His sister-in-law shuts down sex toy theft hard, meanwhile Nick's hangouts get robbed blind.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The reason Nicki had to make sure he streamed today is he finally got around to paying April's ticket after no-showing. With no money coming in, this $129 is a big ask and seriously puts a dent in their precooked egg budget.

With the note that there was returned mail today, I continue to believe this dumb drunken faggot has not cleared his email inbox and continues to miss every court communication.

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Jesus Christ. What is wrong with him (rhetorical). Forget actual lawyering, he can't even be responsible enough to get his professional email when someone else's fate/ rep/ record/ money is on the line. For a month. Appalling.

Skunks and Opossums typically shy away from people and are helpful at controlling bug populations. You really don’t need to treat them like pests. Skunks can break into gardens to eat tomato’s and berries, but you just need a fence.

Raccoons, rabbits, and deer can be fucking assholes. I will not snitch on someone who uses snare traps on rabbits, those little assholes will ruin a garden. I can understand someone hunting raccoons if they are enough of a nuisance, but Rekieta sounds like he gets sexual pleasure from killing animals. I can’t condone his actions.

I live in a heavily wooded (old woods, not designed ones) burb, and I get herds of deer, flocks of turkeys (I had about 50 in my yard at once a couple of months ago), rabbits, owls, hawks, a million kinds of birds, from crows to hummingbirds to chickadees to robins to cardinals to woodpeckers of various kinds to geese to ducks, you name it. Coyote coming near is rare, though I once got one on my front walk about 8 feet from my front door, but I hear them howling or in a frenzy nearby a dozen or so times a year. The only things I've had killed were the squirrels (and before that mice), spiders, and ants that took up residence inside my home. Yes, the fucking woodpeckers have pecked at my siding (cedar), and those damned bunnies and deer have destroyed hostas and stripped euonymous and ruined my alium, but I don't kill them - I just use motion-sensor water sprayers and/or natural repellents. Works fine, no death required. 100%? No, but I don't mind tithing to nature. I still feel kind of bad about the squirrels, and tbh when I caught a mouse myself I'd take it out to the woods (probably to die by predator, but not by me), but I don't abide squatters (rude).

Every now and then you learn of a small dog or a cat around here that gets picked up and off by an owl or coyote. Dogs aren't allowed to roam here, but little ones even get grabbed near a house if times are tough - which is reason 5634586754 why my gotdamn neighbors need to not let them stay outside barking to come in for hours (that and my mental health). Only a fool would let their cat roam enough to be putting its food outside like that. Oh, wait, Nick, that works, you irresponsible idjit.

Nick's house seems to have more cleared land around it than mine, but iirc, there are woods nearby and it's clearly fairly apart from other houses. In other words, fuck you, Nick, for enticing scavengers and then punishing them for being as craven and dumb as you are.

Schizo take: April became the Rekietas' new sitter, which threw everything into disarray because everything was all set with the old one. Then because she's a party girl she's ridiculously inconsistent with Nick having to cover for her to keep Kayla from leaving, or coming out of her pill coma.

"Sitter"

Keeping your house secure with metal grates over access areas and securing trash mostly keeps them away.

And not training them to come to your house by offering a smorgasbord!

You just know they just dump a big bowl of it out there every week because they just have no time to feed a damn cat like a normal person. Really busy with hangovers and ignoring email and professional duties.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Jesus christ, has Nick already met the next Dahmer? or is it actually Nick and we just don't know yet

Funny enough, Edgar Allan Poe always has mentally ill alcoholics committing murders one way or another, I.E., The Black Cat. Maybe we're witnessing the Fall of the House of Rekieta?

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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Something fucking horrible is going on in that household. It's falling apart. In my civilian opinion, C.P.S. needs to be called to see if the children are safe. The last time I saw a couple look like this, they neglected their children.

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

Well, someone in Potentially Criminal’s Discord creep’d through the Church event video’s on YouTube and found a picture of Skeletor Kayla. It’s low quality and almost like a creepypasta, but I think I was correct when I called her Zelda from Pet Semetary.


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>me feet hurt
>the music's too loud
>this priest isn't making any sense
>I miss Drexel
>I wish I was home getting shitfaced on camera

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

the church shouldn't record and upload this shit in the first place, it's incredibly gay and cringe to do that

Covid got them doing this because old people were scared and hypochondriacs wouldn’t leave their used tissue caves.

 

[Schpoots]

A lot of churches were closed down during covid and in some places you could get in trouble for going to a still open church, so the recording thing was helpful for a lot of people. Absolutely no idea why its still happening, though.

 

[Null]

It’s very creepy, but it’s public video. I think @Null or a mod would be line caller, but scanning through the Church feed is mostly kosher to me. Just that kinda thing that fucking creepy.

There's no way to stop people from looking at publicly made footage the church itself published.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Something fucking horrible is going on in that household. It's falling apart. In my civilian opinion, C.P.S. needs to be called to see if the children are safe. The last time I saw a couple look like this, they neglected their children.

Obligatory 'Don't touch the cow'.

If you think something is warranted. Keep it quiet and be in good faith. I shy away from it in myself, as not my place. It seems a bit of a busy-bodying.