Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[lol cow supreme]

Comment on BossmanJack's latest youtube clip video made by his NEW super professional editor... Just want you all to know ya'll are killing it!

shit video is here. Its full of 2016 youtube tropes. I'm surprised the thumbnail doesnt have Austin with big googly eyes.

You know its going to be a banger when the video starts by telling you whats later in the video.

Wait? Later in this video.... he's going to fuck a dude?

Also yes, it does the Mr Beast style captioning at the bottom of the screen flashing each word as Austin screams.


Look at those letters come flying in there all snappy! And the zoom in on Austins Crack Vision™ (Kees H) for emphasis really adds to the barf.


I feel this new editor creates grooming videos for children, maybe even of the Spiderman/Elsa variety.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyxXaiJLerU

 

[Kees H]

Austin was trying to DM a streamer on Xitter that juiced him a couple of days ago to get his attention for something, but I was distracted by Austin barely being able to pass a CAPTCHA. This is just too funny. I guess he passed the CAPTCHA because even retarded bots made by scriptkiddies don't need a minute to pass it. They are making AI sheiiitt with this, nigga, no cap, frfr (if they want the AI to be retarded I guess get Austin's data from this test).

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

Uhhhh, Austin.... Developing tourettes? Is that something that crack use might cause?

Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

 

[Merry]

Uhhhh, Austin.... Developing tourettes? Is that something that crack use might cause?

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Spoiler: Crack-o-Vision

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Tiktok has effectively demonstrated that you can develop actual tics if you engage in a tic like behaviour enough. So yeah pretty much

 

[HahaYes]

Who's left at this point? Luigi's casino on Super Mario 64 DS maybe?

Late but he could always try his luck here too:

 

[dumbledore]

I feel this new editor creates grooming videos for children, maybe even of the Spiderman/Elsa variety.

This is apparently his new editor:

https://www.youtube.com/@TeriVv

https://www.twitch.tv/TeriVv (only streams Fortnite)

https://twitter.com/TeriVvV

teriventbusiness@gmail.com

And you were probably right about children videos:

 

[Merry]

This is apparently his new editor:
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https://www.youtube.com/@TeriVv

https://www.twitch.tv/TeriVv (only streams Fortnite)

https://twitter.com/TeriVvV

teriventbusiness@gmail.com

And you were probably right about children videos:
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He looks like a gay vampire

"I VANT TO SUCK YOUR COCK"

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

He looks like a gay vampire

All I see is a Habsburg. Things are looking up for Austin, he is hanging with royalty and shit.

 

[Merry]

All I see is a Habsburg. Things are looking up for Austin, he is hanging with royalty and shit.
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Hmm...

Hapsburgs: Central European royalty

Vampires: pose as Central Europe royalty

It's all coming together, the bloodsuckers are working to replace the RATS with BATS

 

[lol cow supreme]

The deal is official, and BossmanJack has been paid his first $14,000 weekly all raw reload from Stake.US

Its so real, so raw, he was able to withdraw all of it with 0 wagering. He kept a Thou to gamble with and immediately withdrew $13,000. Like a good boy he then immediately went and told his mom. No telling yet if he transfered any to their exodus wallets he totally had them install on their phones to stop him from losing it all.



Cope and Seeth wagies. He makes more than you in a day than you do in a month. And he fucks your mom.

Spoiler: Tax Sperg

but its going to be funny when they Wesley Snipe his ass for not paying income tax on $700,000 and repo those Yeezy's

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Alright. I'm gonna make Austin as a New Vegas character because I'm bored and feel like doing a new playthrough. Any input on his SPECIAL stats?

 

[Merry]

Alright. I'm gonna make Austin as a New Vegas character because I'm bored and feel like doing a new playthrough. Any input on his SPECIAL stats?

Intelligence: 1
Charisma: 7
Luck: 9

 

[break these cuffs]

but its going to be funny when they Wesley Snipe his ass for not paying income tax on $700,000 and repo those Yeezy's

C'mon dog, we both know those shoes aren't making it to 2025.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Intelligence: 1
Charisma: 7
Luck: 9

Low INT playthroughs are fun. He's also gonna be a Chem addict. As for what faction he supports, that remains to be seen. Definitely not the Legion though since they have fucking RATS everywhere.

 

[Ogre Magi]

Low INT playthroughs are fun. He's also gonna be a Chem addict. As for what faction he supports, that remains to be seen. Definitely not the Legion though since they have fucking RATS everywhere.

Obviously he'd side with Mr. House, the Eddie of FNV.

 

[Sneeds]

I’m at work and saw that Bossman is back with Eddie and stake.

We’re finally getting originals back.
Also I’m going to miss that googly fuck wheel.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Obviously he'd side with Mr. House, the Eddie of FNV.

The ultimate juicer. He'd also have to do Dead Money pretty early on because the allure of more gamba would be too strong.


I think I got his face down decent enough.

 

[Mushroom King]

The deal is official, and BossmanJack has been paid his first $14,000 weekly all raw reload from Stake.US

Its so real, so raw, he was able to withdraw all of it with 0 wagering. He kept a Thou to gamble with and immediately withdrew $13,000. Like a good boy he then immediately went and told his mom. No telling yet if he transfered any to their exodus wallets he totally had them install on their phones to stop him from losing it all.

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Cope and Seeth wagies. He makes more than you in a day than you do in a month. And he fucks your mom.

Spoiler: Tax Sperg

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but its going to be funny when they Wesley Snipe his ass for not paying income tax on $700,000 and repo those Yeezy's

Do you think he'll go live tonight and do a grand opening?

 

[Merry]

Low INT playthroughs are fun. He's also gonna be a Chem addict. As for what faction he supports, that remains to be seen. Definitely not the Legion though since they have fucking RATS everywhere.

I feel like House would make the most sense. He'd give Jack 500 caps in strip credit a day for his services, Austin is too retarded to successfully work with Yesman

 

[Hectic Heckler]

It's amazing how much shit Stake puts up with Bossman and still give him an even better deal than his last one.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Do you think he'll go live tonight and do a grand opening?

That was the grand opening. He then lost it all (the thousand he kept to gamble with) after playing some slots then going to originals. I'm sure it'll get reposted later.

Current balance of the $13,000 withdrawn is 10,150 (ish). Most look like loan repayments, no redepo's yet. The withdraws going out have almost $1300 to one wallet in 3 separate payments, and 400-500 chunks to others. These numbers check out with the depos he has been putting in before getting this payment. I believe once the blockchain catches up its going to say 9,000 before I save this edit...