Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[bonified retard]

Doubt he ever used it though.

Like others have said, he's gone shooting with darf a few times. Also that time at summer camp when he tried to shoot Ernest.

 

[Steve Harwell's ghost]

Yeah you’re right that makes it even more astonishingly regarded. Fucking sawed off pellet gun

The worst part of his "sawed off pellet gun" was he chopped the stock not the barrel. And yes you can saw a barrel off a pellet and keep it functional, I did it as retarded teen. To be quit honest with you fellow cobro's I would trust this sexy goth bad boy with a spoon,.

 

[Sog Dog]

He has a shotgun. He broke it recently. He had one that he sawed off.

Better not violate the NFA boy

 

[Racist Parrot]

Goddamn him looking into that revolver bothered me lol.

 

[Bogliacci]

Yeah you’re right that makes it even more astonishingly regarded. Fucking sawed off pellet gun

Yep, and another fun fact about the shotgun is he cracked the stock trying to flip it closed and it cost a more than just buying a new side by side shotgun to get it repaired

 

[Sog Dog]

Yep, and another fun fact about the shotgun is he cracked the stock trying to flip it closed and it cost a more than just buying a new side by side shotgun to get it repaired

iirc it's a Stoeger coach gun, which were like $429 at the time, and he claimed he paid $800 to get it "fixed."

 

[Slim Boglim]

Probably posted before, but since he still isn't back, here is my favourite clip of Cobra being based.
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I’ve looked far and wide for that stupid shirt. Now if you’ll allow me a moment to digress I know I’ll get roasted to death for being a glasstapping paypigging oinker ween loser but I feel as though that stupid ribcage shirt is Josh’s “The Classic” and I wanted to buy a replacement and send it to his P.O. Box. Only because I miss him wearing that dumb shirt so much. I wonder what ended up happening to it. Anyways that shirt is fucking cobra kino and I miss seeing him wear it even more than Ozzy’s grandchildren disgust Josh sexually.

 

[Xenomorph]

Kek, you are all crying to have Cobes back only to get a 10 hour gender realationz stream when he is in a food thought loop for 50% of it.

Tbh, I think this is it for him..I think Daddy nip nops is sick of his sons bullshit and it's time to try to nudge Josh into a group home situation.
Nips can't keep bailing Josh out forever and the rate these evictions are going renting is not gonna work, cause it's only gonna lead to more evictions and further fucking his renting record and owning his own little trailer requires money for taxes and upkeep and who is gonna pay for that shit?

 

[Tetragrammaton]

Don't worry guys. For the low low price of fifty dollars, NAL will go live for you.

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a NAL stream is not worth 50 dollars. maybe 1 dollar but even thats pushing it. i wonder if shes trying to drum up some money for another plane ticket to casper.

 

[Your Landlord]

a NAL stream is not worth 50 dollars. maybe 1 dollar but even thats pushing it. i wonder if shes trying to drum up some money for another plane ticket to casper.

Or she wants an eighth and a cheap bottle of vodka.

I think Daddy nip nops is sick of his sons bullshit and it's time to try to nudge Josh into a group home situation.

Oh for fucks sake...here we go again.

 

[anliteralidiot]

a NAL stream is not worth 50 dollars. maybe 1 dollar but even thats pushing it. i wonder if shes trying to drum up some money for another plane ticket to casper.

I can't wait for her birthday.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Kek, you are all crying to have Cobes back only to get a 10 hour gender realationz stream when he is in a food thought loop for 50% of it.

Feel free to leave if you aren't actually interested in Cobes. Seems like every one of your posts here is some variation of snarky "heh you guys actually find this guy funny?!". Yes, yes we do.

 

[Slim Boglim]

Kek, you are all crying to have Cobes back only to get a 10 hour gender realationz stream when he is in a food thought loop for 50% of it.

That would make my day.

 

[Bogliacci]

Kek, you are all crying to have Cobes back only to get a 10 hour gender realationz

I unironically miss a year or two ago when he was constantly streaming for hours, doing video responces and gendur relayshuns shit. It was great background noise for work and you could hear the silly shit he'd say that'd just make you stop what you're doing and blink, "Did I just hear that?"

 

[Jobama]

Pretty sure he still has the shotgun but Clint made him sell a pistol he had.

This edit always cracks me up

It’s genuinely impressive that Josh hasn’t accidentally shot himself or anyone else yet.

 

[barrow greeter]

The cobraverse is sick right now, sick sick sick

 

[Your Landlord]

I think everybody is just sick from coming off of pure liquid boglim cold-turkey; if you all need some Cobradone, go watch his mom cook. It isn't the same, but it is fun to see their obvious, and not so obvious, similarities.

Just don't be a faggot and mess with her, she isn't like Cobes in that regard. Sometimes people comment some sly or obscure cobra references into otherwise normal comments and that's usually hilarious, but talking shit and being obnoxious is just going to chase her off.

 

[Rusty Truknuts]

I’ve looked far and wide for that stupid shirt. Now if you’ll allow me a moment to digress I know I’ll get roasted to death for being a glasstapping paypigging oinker ween loser but I feel as though that stupid ribcage shirt is Josh’s “The Classic” and I wanted to buy a replacement and send it to his P.O. Box.

If you're a fan of @SeizureRobot5000 you probably know of Chauncey, a frequent guest on Seizures content. Chauncey recently watched all 3 of the documentaries of our BOY on Twitch and he's in that shirt a lot in the trapped doc. Someone in chat found the shirt on eBay and Deathbed Tapes bought it and sent it to Chauncey. They're still out there if you still wanna buy him a new one.

 

[barrow greeter]

If you're a fan of @SeizureRobot5000 you probably know of Chauncey

chauncey carried all the snake bones eps he was in by a margin of 80 to 20, but they do work together well

 

[Sicko Hunter]

If you're a fan of @SeizureRobot5000 you probably know of Chauncey, a frequent guest on Seizures content. Chauncey recently watched all 3 of the documentaries of our BOY on Twitch and he's in that shirt a lot in the trapped doc. Someone in chat found the shirt on eBay and Deathbed Tapes bought it and sent it to Chauncey. They're still out there if you still wanna buy him a new one.

Love Chauncey. He has such great chemistry with Seizure and his knowledge of Cobra lore is shockingly good. I feel like every host needs a hype man or a sort or guy who can laugh and contribute to the show and Chauncy is perfect at it.