Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

As I don't have anything to say about eggs, tripods or murdering raccoons, I offer this instead. I'm not sure where it comes from.

Is anyone who watches that video going to turn into a cow in seven days?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Your bot deserves a much better chat to monitor than the graveyard that is Nick's locals.

It crashes a lot because of the inactivity. There is some critical error that builds up after refreshing the screen so many times after it times out looking for new chats.

He might get fewer people in chat than his morning show:

 

[ChromaQuack]

My Rekieta movie is about 70% done. Moving along much faster than the last vid, despite being 4x the runtime (clocks in at 21 minutes not counting end credits). My optimistic goal is to have it done and out by the end of next week.

- Footage is done.
- The dialogue is like 95% done (I just need literally a few single words from certain people's streams/videos).
- Then I just need to finish putting all the animations and memes in.

Here's some screenshots from my video editor of a few scenes.

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Can we ever expect a recreation of Nick's fight against the racoon menace armed only with a hammer? 1 2 3

 

[Sharpeteer]

Can we ever expect a recreation of Nick's fight against the racoon menace armed only with a hammer? 1 2 3

After this one is out, I want to take a break from the bigger more involved stuff, so sure. Unless somebody beats me to it, I'll do it.

I'll bookmark the post so I don't forget.

 

[Space Pope]

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>>>What did they expect, giving screens to kids to control and quiet them since they were 3

I don't know what Nicki's talking about tonight, but is this guy a subtle troll? I seem to recall Nick talking about how his kids just play on the iPads all night to quiet and control them while they stay up to 1am and Our Wife is passed out.

 

[Goofy Logic]

I'm calling it, Rekieta is a closet Bisexual. He orbits a little too close to the gay community to not be involved.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

750 viewers after 40mins. His noon show cannibalizing his usual audience viewership or is he sinking to a new low or both?

Huh? He went on break, I checked back again and the viewership dropped to 590?! And chat is convinced he did coke.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm calling it, Rekieta is a closet Bisexual. He orbits a little too close to the gay community to not be involved.

Dude, did you not see any of the streams with the Imholtes? Or Nick's story about having all the other male cheerleaders over at his dorm? I'd say that's a long forgone conclusion

 

[Chazzed Up]

Like most 'bisexual' men, he's basically gay with an occasional interest in women. I think his pining/lusting after young girls is more to impress Dick than because he's much into women.

 

[thebigdream]

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Oh hey Lady Rackets, you startled me! Thought you were still in bed watching Star Trek . . . hey what have you got in your hand there, a knife? You know you're not yourself when you've been smashing the xaniberries, why don't you put the knife down so I can go find you some more? Haha hey there tiger, watch where you're swinging that thing, you might—AHHH MY ARM, GOD KAYLA PLEASE NO—*Wilhelm scream*

 

[Captain Manning]

I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

It’s very creepy, but it’s public video. I think @Null or a mod would be line caller, but scanning through the Church feed is mostly kosher to me. Just that kinda thing that fucking creepy.

Speaking for myself, I don't mind excerpts from the church video as it pertains to Nick and Kayla.

What creeps me the fuck out is when people focus in on the kids. As that one poster was doing. I know I am not alone in that feeling either.

That's not "noseguarding" either. The kids are innocent. I don't believe in "corruption of blood," or "the sins of the father," or any of that shit. It's gay and un-American.

Some of it is probably gonna slip through, but I really hope it's minimal.

I don't know if this has been discussed or not, but if Monty wins the case would he have a legitimate ethics complaint against Nick Rekieta for what was said on the Rekieta Law streaming channel?

No.

The only person that has a slam dunk ethics complaint against Rekieta would be April, and she likely ain't gonna do shit. Unless the "situation" with her goes sideways too.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Something fucking horrible is going on in that Sneed's. It's seeding and feeding. In my city slicker opinion, Chuck needs to be called to see if the German cars are safe. The last time I saw loafers look like this, they were bought from a hobo.

FTFY.

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

yikes.

 

[AltisticRight]

yikes.

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>Stolen whisky
Are you sure you didn't just drink it all and forgot?

 

[FedPostalService]

I'll moralfag just a little bit, but it doesn't sit right with me that someone decided to go alogging at a church. Place of sanctuary and all of that, ya know?

I know. Why dissacrate institutions famous for kid fucking? Is nothing sacred?

 

[Major]

Comment from the steel toe video:

It's kind of unreal how 90% of the comments can't keep up. 2:00 Nick has been dating April under the radar for months. He has drunkenly admitted to having sex with April and going on dates with April about a dozen times on his shows a few months ago. He talks about having to cancel shows to drive 30 minutes. Guess who lives 30 minutes away? April has been staying with Nick for months now. Kayla is nearly gone and Nick is with April now. All the comments claiming that Aaron and Nick have a thing, are brain dead. Are you even following the lore at this point? Nick AND April started looking haggard at the exact same time due to coke abuse. Likely meth now because of money issues. They have both aged 25 years. Aaron has not. Aaron claims to have had hit crossroads where he had to choose normalcy for his kids or the drug and party life with April and Nick. He chose the former. Aaron hasn't aged or appeared haggard. Only Nick and April has. He also made the statement jokingly months ago that Nick was their drug dealer. It's so easy to follow. Nick is an extreme addict and has tons of drugs at his house(hopefully the police don't become aware of this). April got addicted and chose her drug dealer over Aaron. Kayla and the kids are gone.

So could April be living with Nick and Kayla gone?

Does anyone know the 'official' reason why April left her husband?

 

[Zaryiu2]

You can tell a lot about a person from how they treat animals and kids, and seeing the way Nick treats both leaves me with no sympathy for him. He deserves every thing he's getting.

I have to ask since Nick is a complete and utter degenerate who keeps getting worse, how long until we learn he's zoophile and/or a official zoosadist? I wouldn't be surprised if he was

 

[AltisticRight]

I have to ask since Nick is a complete and utter degenerate who keeps getting worse, how long until we learn he's zoophile and/or a official zoosadist? I wouldn't be surprised if he was

So he's an unofficial zoosadist?
Yeah, yes. Yes he is.

 

[IDF]

Nick's getting noticed guys.

 

[daffodils]

Moms Against Video Games, Senate vs. AI, STOLEN WHISKEY, ADL Makes New Hate Speech

• Opening
  • not a Rumble pick
  • sober and almost on time; schedule good; health great; first whiskey
• Video games (14m)
  • lazy content, reading article and laughing at dumb parents
  • early bathroom break (49m); 7 minutes; second whiskey
  • Rumble flip (1h10m)
  • Nick's Everquest character was a bard named Tunedup Songmolester; he used to play 15 hours a day
  • The Rule of Cool:"If you should not do it, it's probably because it's cool."
  • third whiskey; 2500 Rumble viewers; gets sidetracked into talking about pop music
  • Nick owns a guitar signed by Barlow Girl[?]
  • maybe should get the Balldo CEO on, because that guy is so fucking funny
• Senate does AI (1h32m)
  • article reading and terrible comedy about AIs being like women because they talk all day and remember everything you say
• Whiskey (2h4m)
  • more article reading; flappy hands and face touching
  • show ends at 2h16m; "Maybe see you on Locals... tonight, tomorrow, maybe twice... I don't know"