"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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I'm Really Feeling It said:
Sooo is the MATI website going to be updated with archives?
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That's partially my fault, partially the fault of Null's shit Internet connection. I was asked kindly by Null to give brief summaries of each stream for the archive site but I've been so busy I've not had a chance. A thousand apologies, I will do my part ASAP - I had planned to do it this week but shit happened, as it always does when I set aside time for it.

prollyanotherlurker said:
I tried searching for the song that your pfp is from using brave search engine. Didn't find it but the brave AI spit out this.

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Shakey Graves - Roll the Bones (song by the same name is on the album, pretty good). At least your search led you to the truth behind Queen Key-falls.

 
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GradeAGobbleDeeGook said:
love this live version of Late July
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That's damn good. Going to check out more of their music for sure.

Oh also, for anyone interested, Sven Stoffels comic Butch Killigan is back in stock (use code KILLIGAN for $5 off). Sven is the artist who made the intro for the time Josh interviewed Jim Metokur and is also behind the iconic Hila video (you know the one). Not sponsored, I just love his work. He also made this loving tribute to Saint Floyd:

 
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Jersh I know it's gay and retarded but you should get on developing different hampsters. It would be very funny if you had like 20 in reserve and could pull out the corresponding one for an obscure situation.
>major cheese related event happens that is large enough to be national news
>"and now it's time for our cheese segement", *pulls up hammy stuffing his cheeks with fine cheese at the news desk
oh also get a chinky hampster for whenever china comes up

something something brand recognition and regular call backs makes MATI more exportable to a wider audience.
 
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The false copy of Sunder said:
Jersh I know it's gay and retarded but you should get on developing different hampsters. It would be very funny if you had like 20 in reserve and could pull out the corresponding one for an obscure situation.
>major cheese related event happens that is large enough to be national news
>"and now it's time for our cheese segement", *pulls up hammy stuffing his cheeks with fine cheese at the news desk
oh also get a chinky hampster for whenever china comes up

something something brand recognition and regular call backs makes MATI more exportable to a wider audience.
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He said something about modernizing his stream layout after he gets out of the literal closet he's streaming from and has some free time. At a minimum he needs the main hamster and the misplaced feminist one. Also, a blinking sign that tells him he's muted, and speech therapy.
 
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The false copy of Sunder said:
Jersh I know it's gay and retarded but you should get on developing different hampsters. It would be very funny if you had like 20 in reserve and could pull out the corresponding one for an obscure situation.
>major cheese related event happens that is large enough to be national news
>"and now it's time for our cheese segement", *pulls up hammy stuffing his cheeks with fine cheese at the news desk
oh also get a chinky hampster for whenever china comes up

something something brand recognition and regular call backs makes MATI more exportable to a wider audience.
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Hmm I dunno seems like a slippery slope into slowly becoming a Vt**ber, and he doesn’t have the nonce tendencies to be successful at that.
 
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CrispyLegs said:
Hmm I dunno seems like a slippery slope into slowly becoming a Vt**ber, and he doesn’t have the nonce tendencies to be successful at that.
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Yeah, V-tubers and PNG-tubers are the most AIDS-riddled autistic faggot shit on YouTube. It's cringe as hell to see some Tumblr-esque cartoon with exaggerated anime expressions changing with every sentence. We don't need to progress toward that with the hamsters. Too much of a good thing is a thing; let's keep these special.
 
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The false copy of Sunder said:
Jersh I know it's gay and retarded but you should get on developing different hampsters. It would be very funny if you had like 20 in reserve and could pull out the corresponding one for an obscure situation.
>major cheese related event happens that is large enough to be national news
>"and now it's time for our cheese segement", *pulls up hammy stuffing his cheeks with fine cheese at the news desk
oh also get a chinky hampster for whenever china comes up

something something brand recognition and regular call backs makes MATI more exportable to a wider audience.
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i love this idea but the fucker can´t even be bothered to remember to put his regular ham hams in the regular streams. this would never work. im sorry :(
Edit: a little cute drawing of a hamsters in the corner of the screen is hardly comparable to the faggotry v**bers get up to. i think thats a bit of a strech.
 
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0000 said:
i love this idea but the fucker can´t even be bothered to remember to put his regular ham hams in the regular streams. this would never work. im sorry :(
Edit: a little cute drawing of a hamsters in the corner of the screen is hardly comparable to the faggotry v**bers get up to. i think thats a bit of a strech.
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You're not thinking ridiculous enough. Josh should setup hamster.mati that is a live polling site where whichever hamster is currently winning is the one displayed. much hilarious hijynx would ensue as people vote to put the "wrong" hamster on certain segments. And you could enhance your vote with the almighty dollar, so the paypigs would pony up big time. And for only a cool thousand, you could add your own hamster. (there would be an additional paid stream that would be hamster-free, of course).
 
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
You're not thinking ridiculous enough. Josh should setup hamster.mati that is a live polling site where whichever hamster is currently winning is the one displayed. much hilarious hijynx would ensue as people vote to put the "wrong" hamster on certain segments. And you could enhance your vote with the almighty dollar, so the paypigs would pony up big time. And for only a cool thousand, you could add your own hamster. (there would be an additional paid stream that would be hamster-free, of course).
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You sir, you think like a true business man!
 
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An Ghost said:
While Brianna Wu's truscum take is based, it's diminished because he doesn't shut up about being a woman. It is not a tiny facet, it's his entire identity. It's always, "as a female engineer / in tech / politician," or, "I'm being targeted for being a woman, or "that's right boys, this girl likes guns / vidya / cars."
Horshoe theory that truscum trannys are just as retarded and diminish women as much as tucutes.
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Yeah there are no "good trannies" at all, you'd think Nool would know this by now. Gender dysphoria isn't real, it's all just a fetish for them. It's just that some trannies are smart enough to know that it's bad optics to admit you want to be a woman because you are a gross old autogynephile who wants to live his fetish 24/7 so they try to do the whole "I just want to exist!! I always wanted to be just a normal girl since I was little!" thing, but their cover has been blown the fuck out by all the openly degenerate troons who don't bother to pretend anymore. Don't be fooled, they are all like that and I am sure Brianna Woo shits in diapers and wants to convert kids just like all the others, he hung out in Keffals Catboy Ranch discord afterall. He's just smart enough not to say it in public.
 
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@Null

Might be worth it to have Robert MacDougal pulled up as a pee break. He’s a lunatic who may have actually had his colon stolen from him or he’s a career retard who stopped his treatment prompting a surgeon to remove his colon. Good discussion in the thread, but he is psychotic and that might partially be his acidic bowel movements due to his lack of colon or prior history of being psychotic.

The 1st video is fantastic.

These two have great titles.



 
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prollyanotherlurker said:
I tried searching for the song that your pfp is from using brave search engine. Didn't find it but the brave AI spit out this.

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lmao. prageru was right and I choose to believe the cybergirlz are just wearing silly hats. the song in the video is a sped up version of www.blonde girl by jenny rom
Big Mommy said:
Shakey Graves - Roll the Bones (song by the same name is on the album, pretty good)
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wait now I'm confused idk what song we're talking about. I guess this will cover all possible bases anyway
 
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