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Aw yeah baby (only real women need apply for the Shroomdaddy 
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Take a trip with this fungus baby.
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Take a trip with this fungus baby.
KiwiFarms Dating Thread
- Thread starter Saddam Hussain Obama
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I think that a KF GF would actually not be a bad thing at all.
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merry schizoid
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It'll never work. Women have much higher standards than men and I doubt most guys here are Chad or pretty boy. Most are autistic normies.
Hate to break it to you but more unattractive and terminally online a girl is higher her standards are.
If you guys want to get laid off this site you'll have to fuck each other.
Hate to break it to you but more unattractive and terminally online a girl is higher her standards are.
If you guys want to get laid off this site you'll have to fuck each other.
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Dam. That is a kickass bingo. I fullfill most of those requirements ladys!
You know the really sad thing? I dont know if I could make a long distance relationship work. Im very used to actually having someone close by in state. Im not a traveling dude, and im not terribly rich.
merry schizoid
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She'd probably be texting five other guys anyway. Unless you're Prince Charming don't bother. You have better chances irl.
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shut up nigger I'm workin here
merry schizoid
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Chad fish and then hope it ends up like Shrek instead of a hormonal fueled lecture. Your only hope.
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It really is fucking amazing how shit the dating apps are. I dont pay for them, but you'd think more of them would have features to work with or ways of actually communicating with people.
Nope. 20 bucks to breath baby!
To make things worse (or better) there's not even that many chicks in my area using any of these apps. Hilariously assuming any of them are real they are all ugly as shit.
My best bet, is two fold. There's a dog bar open dating event at the end of month in town, and next week there's some kind of moderated online video call event for my city
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This is my bingo for dating me! I'll accept straight lines or any differentiable curve. Any recursive pattern would also be acceptable, providing you can explain it.
Canidates must also have experience in carbon dating procedures or similar exponentially decaying time dating methods. Sorry if you thought I refering something other than time dating using radioactive decay. I understand eating dates is sometimes referred to as dating.
Two incels, both alike in lack of dignity
(In foulest Kiwifarms, where we lay our scene),
From cooming one to become a tranny,
A failed relationship both only want a preteen.
Canidates must also have experience in carbon dating procedures or similar exponentially decaying time dating methods. Sorry if you thought I refering something other than time dating using radioactive decay. I understand eating dates is sometimes referred to as dating.
Honest question here. Why don't you just shitpost here instead of getting mad? Even if you want to make points about women or whatever couldn't you at least make them in the form of a shitpost. Maybe a poem if you are feeling really vicarious.
Two incels, both alike in lack of dignity
(In foulest Kiwifarms, where we lay our scene),
From cooming one to become a tranny,
A failed relationship both only want a preteen.
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Maybe I'll make one for myself later.
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Dagoth AMOGUS
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Hey sometimes you have to milk the cow yourself. Also it's better then actual dating sites.
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Do you consent to being added to a DM thread?
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I do not mind in the slightest. I work midnights so I might be a no show 90% of the time but DM's and such are open.