Does your phallus contain stray hairs along the shaft?

[umami's milk]

For science.
Please discuss below on whether or not your 'cakepop stick' contains stray 'cotton candy fibers' along the actual shaft. Some men insist it's impossible for hair to sprout further than the base, meanwhile others think it's common for there to be a few stubborn hairs popping up here and there, all the way up to the head!

So please, kiwis. Can you finally quell this discussion and maybe perhaps provide some primary sources so we can figure out if Nick Contino's claim to postponing his SRS is legit? Like can you perhaps take a photo of your penises flaccid and then perhaps can you take a photo of it fully erect and can you perhaps take a photo of you holding it in your hand and then perhaps sir can you take a photo of it drippy and then perhaps can you take a photo

 

[Named User]

Do Fordyce spots count?

 

[draggs]

Null's experiment in freeze peach has failed

Or succeeded

 

[Asian tech support]

I've never heard of a hairy bellend. That's the kind of crap I'd make jokes about in middle school. I can't imagine shaving your dick.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

none on the shaft, just on the head

 

[Corpun]

Yes and not matter how many times I pluck those stray fucks just come back.

Not like I need to use my dick anyways.

 

[User names must be unique]

yes my dick has a healthy pair of mutton chops

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

Every inch of my glorious body is completely hairless.

 

[vomitusdeux]

I got the rot dog installed and I took the experimental chimp arm instead so it's basically just a nigger swiffer

 

[Chongqing]

Only near the base.

 

[Teghern]

Come on guys, penis here has to mean shaft only, not that from the bone shit that copers do.
I got... nothing, because I ain't a fucking lycanthrope, did I wake up in the Underworld timeline?

 

[Tablet County]

Who told you?

 

[jershs compensation beard]

Come on guys, penis here has to mean shaft only, not that from the bone shit that copers do.
I got... nothing, because I ain't a fucking lycanthrope, did I wake up in the Underworld timeline?

I knew there was a reason I was howling at the moon....
In all seriousness I'm sure it's alot like all body hair, different patterns are fairly common. I don't know why people obsess over it.

 

[Lone Wandering Courier]

it is possible for hair to grow on your shaft IF you are circumcised. I'm no expert on the subject honestly.

 

[doodoocaca]

Please discuss below on whether or not your 'cakepop stick' contains stray 'cotton candy fibers' along the actual shaft. Some men insist it's impossible for hair to sprout further than the base, meanwhile others think it's common for there to be a few stubborn hairs popping up here and there, all the way up to the head!

So please, kiwis. Can you finally quell this discussion and maybe perhaps provide some primary sources so we can figure out if Nick Contino's claim to postponing his SRS is legit? Like can you perhaps take a photo of your penises flaccid and then perhaps can you take a photo of it fully erect and can you perhaps take a photo of you holding it in your hand and then perhaps sir can you take a photo of it drippy and then perhaps can you take a photo

Your avatar made me think you were gay for a while.

nigga you gay

lol

 

[umami's milk]

Your avatar made me think you were gay for a while.

nigga you gay

lol

*digitally rapes u*