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[Esmeraude]

I stumbled into a rabbit hole of degeneracy and L after L when I was lurking Reddit

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Questions about coming out @ work

I had asked this on another’s post and someone responded that I should make my own, so here it is!

I’m an apprentice diesel mechanic. I’ve been at my shop for 2.5yrs, I feel like I have a prettybgood work-relationship with everyone here. However I know their views on trans issues, and they aren’t kind. In fact they’re outright hateful. I rely very heavily on other techs for help, questions, borrowing tools from time to time, etc. and I worry that when I start transitioning at best I’ll be ignored and avoided. At worst…well obviously there’s worse than being ignored…

This is a new career for me, I can’t afford to change jobs again at my age (37), and I have a wife and kids I support. Besides all that I’m pretty much an indentured servant here because the company has paid for my training and tools. If I leave for whatever reason I have to give/pay all that back.

I haven’t come out yet to anyone but ya’ll here on Reddit, but I plan to within the next 2 weeks, at least to my wife and kids. After that I want to immediately begin working on my transition because putting it off feels unsafe for my mental and physical health.

How do I navigate coming out at work and keeping my job? Any advice or experience would be invaluable to me! Especially anyone who has transitioned in a blue collar job!

Thank you all in advance!

I can’t fathom what could go wrong with telling your blue collar colleagues that you wanna be called Shirley now.

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Need gaff help…

Gals, I need help…I’ve been trying to work with a homemade gaff and I don’t know if I don’t have it positioned correctly or what, but it feels great for the first bit and then hurts so bad after about an hour or so…

I made it out of the tube part of a sock and an elastic waistband.

I was just going to post a picture of how I have it positioned, but the dysphoria is real, and I in no way shape or form pass…can any of you ladies help a sister out? Can I dm someone how I have it positioned and you tell me if I’m way off base?

Kinda weird request, I understand…if it’s too weird I’ll go to the corner and think about what I d, promise!

I looked up what a gaffe was and all I got was the term used for a stupid remark, not whatever tucking device he’s going on about.

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Coming out to my wife this week (help!!!)

Tagged NSFW just in case sh@t gets real…

Attempt #2, no one looked at previous post and I really need advice!!! I’m a trans woman, have a wife and 3 kids, we’ve been married for 15 years. For those of you who came out to your spouses, what did you say that was helpful, what do you wish you would have said? I’m so scared, but I need her to see all of me. Every bit of advice helps!! Thank you my lovelies!!

It’s always a man that’s been married for over a decade with several children We don’t face to wait for the blowup though, because it’s already happened.

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UPDATE: Came out to my wife today!!!

First I need to say a huge THANK YOU to all my trans sisters who helped me out on my first post!! You’re advice and support has been invaluable and really gave me the confidence to just do it! Thank you thank you thank you!!!

So…could have been better, could have been worse…

I won’t get into too many specifics, we have many many relationship issues that predate this conversation that ended up being referenced that obviously didn’t help. But suffice to say we went from yelling to sitting in silence, sobbing in each others arms to punching a wall…a couple times…

The worst was her screaming in the bedroom “I just want my HUSBAND!” Or referring to all this as my “choice to transition”…there were other things that just aren’t even mentioning. I know all of this is raw emotion, I just hope it changes from here…it can’t get much worse, right?

However, it ended in an ok place. I told her at the end the most important thing for me was that I needed her to eventually see me as her wife, not as her husband that looks like a girl now. EDIT: this was at a point in our conversation when we both were saying what we each needed in order to be fulfilled in our relationship, to make things work. I.E. she said “I really need this from you for this to work” and I would reply “Alright, I will work on that for you. This is something that would really help me…” and so on.

I feel peaceful! It was an altogether terrible morning, but I feel like I’m floating a bit! I know the worst isn’t over yet, but for the first time I really really feel like I can do this!!!

Again, thank you all for your support!! This community has been incredible for me, I truly would not be here without all of you wonderful gents and ladies!!

Let’s look at the comments!

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You can't force her to see you as her wife.

Listen. As much as trans people will hate what I'm about to say, this isn't all about you. She is in pain too. It's scary for you and scary for her.

My best friend said to me: "I will never see you as a girl, for me you will always be <deadname>"

My response? "Dude, in 5 years you will feel extremely uncomfortable calling me anything EXCEPT a girl"

Him: "yeah, I could see that..."

Remember that cis people CANNOT fathom how powerful hormones are. They think you will put on makeup tomorrow and immediately want to be seen differently.

It's ALL about exposure, and cis people don't realize that the pretty cashier they talked to yesterday was trans. They don't realize that they are exposed to trans people much more than expected.

So, help your wife with realizing that this will be a long, slow process, nothing needs to change immediately, and your <deadname> isn't actually dead.

Ok so let’s see what our True and Honest Wahman looks like and what his profile contains!

Spoiler: “not a complete creature, but you know he’s into little girls that look like this

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Flanges for Teeny Tiny Elastic Nipples?

Hey, I did search as I'm sure this question comes up often. But I only see discussion from women with large elastic nipples.

My nipples are TINY. Like the width of a pencil eraser, and nearly no length. And they swell up huge if the flange is too large. Or, if I use "supple cups" (designed for inverted nipples) they swell to fill the space.

I want to get the right size flange because I hear it's a godsend, but how do I go about it when my tiny pencil-width nips fill the space of whatever I shove them into?

Also if it matters, my areolas are rather large and puffy... maybe the width of a golf ball.

(And yes I'm super jealous of those people with nips the width of a pinky finger)

Edit: I just measured and they are 10-13mm. Resources online say I would want a 17mm flange... But I already know they will fill that space. Is this normal? No, right??

On second thought, TTD

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I can’t fathom what could go wrong with telling your blue collar colleagues that you wanna be called Shirley now.

Trans people always pick the most clockable names ever. He probably got that from Naked Gun or some shit.

On second thought, TTD

What the fuck is this dude talking about nipple flanges? Man the reason woman things don't fit these guys is they are made for women, not for men larping as women.

Let’s look at the comments!

Yea right, I bet that would go over great. Hey babe from now on your the man and you gotta work and support us while I lay around and act like a cute bimbo.

 

[Standardized Profile]

Stealth. Most days I am clocked and harassed. 5'3 and finding it hard to stand tall. One of you wrote this, didn't you?

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r/ftm•justhangingoutlolz

Not letting it "get to me" and staying confident​

Hello. Been on HRT 6 years, full face of hair. Stealth. Terminally low self esteem. I stand at 5'3 with "small hands". It feels like theres been a massive uptick in transphobia where I live currently within the past year. To the point where most days when I go out, or am at work interacting with the general public, I am clocked, harrassed, and/or spark up public debate regarding my existence. Never really used to happen this frequently. Its been hard to stand tall in the face of all this. Ive never been one of those "out and proud" types. At first I thought I was just getting a bit lax with it all, having been solid in my identity for a good while. But I havent really changed anything in how I present and move through the world. How do you guys cope with things like this, the scrutiny and hatred and distain, and continue to love yourself and the life you live, and hold your head up high? Looking for any advice.

Why can't I pound my test-withered vag like the women in my pornos?

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r/ftm•nightdaemonart

Issues with... Tearing​

First of all, I'm not sure if this belongs here, but it doesnt feel like a vent to me as much of seeking advice.
So I've been on T for two years now, and as you can imagine, that makes me pretty horny. Before T, feeling horny just wasn't an issue, but now I can see my silicone collection growing by the season. Problem is, my eyes seem to be bigger than my hole, as it were.

It's become an issue that I keep tearing, but I see women taking way bigger toys with seemingly no problems, but the moment I try to take a knot on a medium toy, all elasticity becomes kaput. Even with stretching myself on other toys first.

Does anyone have any advice for combating this and taking bigger toys? I'm open to suggestions

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...rip and tear your guts! You are huge! That means you have huge guts! Rip and tear!

God damn. Hell hath no fury like an ex-enby TERF.

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r/FTMventing•BigSnekEnergy

I got called a pick me girl​

My ex told me she didn’t think trans men were actually men, but rather insecure girls trying to be The Cool Girl. She heavily implied that she thought the only reason I was transitioning or had any “masculine” interests was because I was being a pick me. “You’re just an ugly girl with no social skills who never grew tits and doesn’t know how to do make up who’s mad men don’t want to fuck her.”

She then laughed at me joking hat I “transitioned to be a little gay boy” because I knew I wasn’t feminine and submissive enough to be with a straight man. She went on to say that while she thought trans women were a real thing that she thought all trans men were just “slutty pick me girls” trying to act boyish for male validation.

If it was male validation I was after I’d do what she’s doing which is dressing like a catholic school girl and pretending to be all coy and meek. She’s not actually like that! Not when we were together.

My ex is a former nonbinary turned terf. Hence why we broke up. She presented androgynously in the beginning and went by he/they but then got into this terfy online community and started pressing me to detransition then got real nasty about it and I decided I was done. Afterwards she hopped on the whole trad femme bandwagon, got really into Catholicism and changed her personality and wardrobe to fit and constantly badmouths me for not doing the same. I’m only still talking to her because we had a life together and finances and stuff. I can’t wait for the day I can break off contact completely.

"'Son,' it's Mother's Day. Please, just for today, don't walk around with a big fake boner. For your mother."
"God, Dad, I changed my shirt. Isn't that enough?"
(This is a sequel to something that was posted earlier!)

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r/FTMventing•LapisTheGreat

My dad told me to put my packer away on Mother's Day​

This is the first time it happened.
I feel proud of myself for just simply changing my shirt and still wearing my packer. I gave my dad the dirtiest look when he told me to change it. I honestly wanted me to change my shirt because I was coming home from work. I have actual men's pants now which is also euphoric. It just stinks when you're taking all the right precautions and people are just being weird about it still. Like people have said in my previous post, he doesn't put his stuff away on special occasions.

"I'm a whore and I never sleep with the same person twice. I'm starting to think they don't appreciate me for me, like they're just fetishizing my autoandrophilia."

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r/FTMventing•[deleted]

I feel like I can’t have sex again until after surgery​

I’m not ready for a committed relationship so I prefer one night stands. But last time I felt a bit uncomfortable. It felt like he was fetishizing me. I don’t kink shame but I’m not comfortable participating in any ftm fetish activities. I could tell he was more interested in my bottom growth and chest than anything else. He made a few comments that also made he think he saw me as a way to live out a fetish fantasy… like “pink dicks are so f*cking hot.” I want my partners to see me as a guy just like they would a cisgender guy. He respected all the boundaries I had mentioned prior to meeting up though. At the time I still didn’t have the confidence to speak up and add boundaries as needed. He seemed like a really nice guy other than this issue. He didn’t ask to do anything I had previously told him I didn’t want done and he was very careful to keep himself away from the off limits hole.

If this happened more recently I definitely would have had the confidence to use the safe word and tell him what I was uncomfortable with but every since then I don’t feel comfortable even searching for one night stands until after all my surgeries.

 

[xh9lqwz9c]

The 4 inches thing has to come from that regurgitated factoid about size not being a big deal because 4 inches is “enough to feel pleasurable.” You see it repeated in every single dick size discussion, and these autists interpreted it to mean “a vagina is just a 4 inch deep hole, just like my gaping wound.”

The stupidity of man coupled with the horniness of man and the steadfast determination of trannies to engage in rape by deception has me wondering how none of these neo-vag guys have been literally fucked to death by some guy who was drunk enough to believe he was about to pound an actual vagina.

 

[Geraldine]

On second thought, TTD

A man who by the usual working class standards has it made.
Wife and three kids, good paying skilled work in a field with plenty of jobs even in hard times.
Throws it all away ...

 

[Kami Neko]

I looked up what a gaffe was and all I got was the term used for a stupid remark, not whatever tucking device he’s going on about.

Exactly right, it’s a tucking device that is usually called a dance belt. Used by male ballet and other classical dancers to provide a Ken-perfect crotch.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

I got called a pick me girl​

My ex told me she didn’t think trans men were actually men, but rather insecure girls trying to be The Cool Girl. She heavily implied that she thought the only reason I was transitioning or had any “masculine” interests was because I was being a pick me. “You’re just an ugly girl with no social skills who never grew tits and doesn’t know how to do make up who’s mad men don’t want to fuck her.”

She then laughed at me joking hat I “transitioned to be a little gay boy” because I knew I wasn’t feminine and submissive enough to be with a straight man. She went on to say that while she thought trans women were a real thing that she thought all trans men were just “slutty pick me girls” trying to act boyish for male validation.

If it was male validation I was after I’d do what she’s doing which is dressing like a catholic school girl and pretending to be all coy and meek. She’s not actually like that! Not when we were together.

My ex is a former nonbinary turned terf. Hence why we broke up. She presented androgynously in the beginning and went by he/they but then got into this terfy online community and started pressing me to detransition then got real nasty about it and I decided I was done. Afterwards she hopped on the whole trad femme bandwagon, got really into Catholicism and changed her personality and wardrobe to fit and constantly badmouths me for not doing the same. I’m only still talking to her because we had a life together and finances and stuff. I can’t wait for the day I can break off contact completely.

Both are "pick mes", just different types. Most TERFs are atheist and explicitly hate the Abrahamic religions (some might make an exception for paganism or wicca). But that doesn't matter. All heretics are TERFs.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I looked up what a gaffe was and all I got was the term used for a stupid remark, not whatever tucking device he’s going on about.

Well to me a gaff with no e is one of these things:



For fishing, but that doesn't seem to make sense so I went to google images and searched and a little ways down found this:

Which let me to this (not gonna copy all that text):

Spoiler: Text and dudes in ladies underwear

I did want to call out this store I saw though, because these descriptions and the popups I got were hilarious:

So still not clear on how you go from fishing hooks to underwear.

E: Oh I see, via ballet. Still confused on etymology

 

[Positron]

What I don't understand about trans surgeries is how so many of them seems to be sickening, because even the procedures are fucking horrific... Why would you subjugate yourself to that sort of procedure willingly? Even if you legitimately think you were born in the wrong body, you'd think more people would opt out of shit like this,

They are true believers of "two wrongs make a right". Seriously they are too deep in the coom for common sense to wake them up, and the incessant goadings of social media and "medical establishment" only serve to push them deeper.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Well to me a gaff with no e is one of these things:

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For fishing, but that doesn't seem to make sense so I went to google images and searched and a little ways down found this:
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Which let me to this (not gonna copy all that text):

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I did want to call out this store I saw though, because these descriptions and the popups I got were hilarious:

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So still not clear on how you go from fishing hooks to underwear.

E: Oh I see, via ballet. Still confused on etymology

To gaff is to secure something. A gaff is used to secure something. Simple as.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

What I don't understand about trans surgeries is how so many of them seems to be sickening, because even the procedures are fucking horrific.

What @Accidental Protege says about self-radicalisation holds true, yes, but you also have to remember that the vast majority of these people (TiMs especially) never do get bottom surgery and keep all their natal equipment.

We post the surgery fuckups and the funny rotdogs here and that maybe gives you some confirmation bias about 'how so many' of them do this, but it's actually a very small proportion that do. Most still have a dick, and part of the power trip for the transbian ones like this is forcing that dick onto and into lesbians or using it openly in female bathrooms and other supposedly 'safe' spaces like shelters &c.

From a female perspective the ones that keep their junk are possibly scarier than the amhole crew, as it's much easier to keep it all about the coom when you've still got balls and a male endocrine system (albeit one you might be beating into submission with cross-sex hormones).

(Not that any of them ever lose that sense of aggression and entitlement that tracks with the community, or their male socialisation. But it seems more pronounced in the vast majority that still have a working GiRlDiCk () than in the mutilated ones. The potential for explosive anger and frustration at being correctly and rightfully othered in female spaces they want to occupy feels riper and more dangerous coming from a guy who doesn't have testicles I can self-defensively kick him in anymore, though obviously they are all gross and can be terrifying in certain contexts—it's beside the point I'm making here, but what is usually transmisia for me does still swing into legit transphobia in contexts where I am potentially alone and vulnerable with these freaks, and I'm a tall, strong woman who can look after herself in most situations. I can't imagine how terrifying it must be for women who are 5'5" or below or disabled or otherwise unable to run or defend themselves )

ed: otherwise othered

 

[Dread First]

Sometimes, pooners make themselves clockable because the male presentation they are aiming for is mismatched with their actual life/career/personality.

I'd argue that it's more than "sometimes." Pooners, at least in my experience, are always clocked like this in one way or the other.

"Do I look masculine?" she asks, while looking like a teenage boy trying to fit in with the cool kids and falling flat on her face in the process.

"Do I look like I belong in the women's room?" she asks, while looking like a fat bearded woman that escaped a 19th century roadside carnival.

"I pass well as a man because no one ever misgenders me" she says, oblivious to the fact that she's a female weeb among desperately lonely and horny male weebs who will go to absurd lengths to validate her for a crumb of bussy.

The world of male formal dress is a criminally underappreciated field, especially among other men. Sewing is traditionally viewed as a women's field, but this attitude does a monumental disservice to all the tailors who pour their hearts and souls into their work at various formal dress shops (i.e. Men's Wearhouse). Gross, maladapted manchildren will have ill-fitting dress clothes their moms bought from GAP or Kohl's. Men whose fathers and grandfathers actually did their job will go to a local formal dress shop and get something fashionable, fitted, and comfortable.

 

[Standardized Profile]

So still not clear on how you go from fishing hooks to underwear.

A gaff is also an artificial sideshow freak created by combining two completely different animals and presenting them as a legitimate specimen. The most famous example may be the Fiji mermaid, which was the top half of a monkey sewn onto the back half of a fish. By analogy, a gaff in this context would be a device or artifice used to combine the characteristics of two sexes and create an artificial sideshow freak.

Or it could be the ballet thing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

A gaff is also an artificial sideshow freak created by combining two completely different animals and presenting them as a legitimate specimen. The most famous example may be the Fiji mermaid, which was the top half of a monkey sewn onto the back half of a fish. By analogy, a gaff in this context would be a device or artifice used to combine the characteristics of two sexes and create an artificial sideshow freak.

Or it could be the ballet thing.

I remember the Fiji "Mermaid" That's how I always understood the term "gaff" that and as @Mellow Malevolent pointed out, a hook on a pole used to pull bigger fish into the boat when you're sea fishing.
I'd never heard of these ball huggers, but then I've never been into Ballet.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

To gaff is to secure something. A gaff is used to secure something. Simple as.

A gaff is also an artificial sideshow freak created by combining two completely different animals and presenting them as a legitimate specimen. The most famous example may be the Fiji mermaid, which was the top half of a monkey sewn onto the back half of a fish. By analogy, a gaff in this context would be a device or artifice used to combine the characteristics of two sexes and create an artificial sideshow freak.

Or it could be the ballet thing.

Decided to be a bit of a sperg about this



Seems as though it's two interrelated etymologies, but the idea behind the first sense is something that is grasped and pulled back.

I conclude that a troon can be describes as a Gaffe that wears a gaff.

That spike in usage is kind of hilarious to me, I feel like that could literally be the tranny surge.

 

[Geraldine]

Do you know what today is?

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/05/17/statement-from-president-joe-biden-marking-international-day-against-homophobia-transphobia-and-biphobia/

Category of post -- Thinks it's a W but it's an L.

Hope you like being human shields, trannies.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Issues with... Tearing

Posts like that are so mystifying to me. How can pooners not know (or even find out with a quick search or two) that vaginal atrophy occurs with prolonged T usage? Basically she's given herself granny vag. And it's only going to get worse.

So still not clear on how you go from fishing hooks to underwear.

During late 19th c theater days, if during a multi act Vaudeville type variety show your act really sucked someone in the wings (probably the producer or stage manager) would take a big long wooden hook and grab you around the waist or neck with it to physically pull you off the stage. You were gaffed. Like a fish. Ignominiously. Much to the delight and appreciation of the audience. That's probably where "making a gaffe" came from in one way or another. Poor performers who make gaffs get the gaff (hook). (As a noun, a gaff is also a disreputable theater or music house.)

The current gaff/gaffe/gaffer defintions concerning theater/movie electricians and their taping down electrical cables with gaffing tape is pretty modern. AFAIK, it also used to apply whenever there was some sort of theatrical jerry rigging going on to create a cheap and easy illusion. To gaff something was to make it look real. (Or obtain a desired effect.) So with all those connections in the mix (poor performers and creating theatrical illusions for a desired effect) dick concealing underwear being called a gaff works. In a convoluted way.

 

[Vampirella]

Do you know what today is?
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https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/05/17/statement-from-president-joe-biden-marking-international-day-against-homophobia-transphobia-and-biphobia/

Category of post -- Thinks it's a W but it's an L.

Hope you like being human shields, trannies.

I miss when the internet would celebrate stupid little holidays like Talk like a Pirate day or National Donut day. Why do we need another tranny holiday when June the moth of trannies is right around the corner.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

Lotsa luck, Abdul.
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Free tip: buy the coffin now so your family can save a ton of money after they throw you off that fucking roof.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Free tip: buy the coffin now so your family can save a ton of money after they throw you off that fucking roof.

Yeah I hope the other Troons convince him its a bad idea before he gets himself honor killed.
They don't fuck around with that shit.
Depending on how traditional his family is he's getting a severe beating to straight up fucking beheaded and left in the desert for the vultures, they really don't like shit that brings shame to their families, and having a fucking raging AGP mincing around embarassing the family is pretty fucking shameful.
Plus his Dads gonna have to explain to his Uncle how he can't marry his cousin after all, which is gonna cause shit in the family.
Abdul is not thinking this through.