Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Nope it is real, Rickleaks only post real messages, plus he later posted on Facebook saying the same things he said in the messages
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now i wonder: if the cops were to find the funster who made the fake craigslist ad, what kind of charges would he face? i think he would be liable for damages under civil law, but i'm not sure if criminal charges are even on the table here. is there such a thing as incitement to theft?
 
Gonna go against the grain and just say I don't fucking believe it. It's a bit too good to be true. "Stlakers", threatening strangers who he claims are innocent, nothing but text boxes.... It's a bit.
The emails were copy and pasted on the forums and when you write "stalker" anywhere there it comes out as "stlaker". It's an old typo Pat made once while furiously texting his "atalkers" (that's another one.) Linger longer.
 
No, he's going to claim that the very real thieves brought the chairs back and sheepishly apologized and, after talking their ears off about his stalkers and his plights, they agreed that the pests deserve to be incarcerated for life. Then they all jumped in Susan and grabbed a beer and meatloaf at a low-priced Milwaukee bar, where the staff all love Pat and certainly didn't roll their eyes at another Pat story. They may or may not have rounded out the evening by gang-farting in Niki's vag.
And then everybody clapped.:tomlinson:
 
Nope it is real, Rickleaks only post real messages, plus he later posted on Facebook saying the same things he said in the messages
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Has anybody checked if there's a stealthy lawn chair profile on xitter yet taunting him?
There a ONA account at least:
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Those chairs are in a much better place now, Fatrick would have murdered those poor chairs with his obesity. Just look at how this poor chair is barely managing to stay together due to Fat's weight.
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Also Fatrick you write like a paranoid schizoid.
If you responded to the Craigslist ad offering free handmade Adirondack chairs in an alley off N Oakland Ave at just after 7pm, May 14th, you were tricked by criminal stalkers into stealing our property.

It is not your fault and we do not blame you. The ad was fake, and written specifically to deceive innocent people into committing a crime against us.

But we do want our chairs back. I built them myself last year, and we are definitely not moving out or "downsizing."

Please, if you have or see these chairs, see to it they are returned as soon as possible. No questions asked, no blame assigned.
 
Just look at how this poor chair is barely managing to stay together due to Fat's weight.
Wrong again stlaker child. The chair is not falling apart because Pat is a fat fuck, but because he's a useless retard and can't build for shit.

Also I shouldn't be surprised he's still bitching this much, yet somehow I am. I mean I get it, no-one wants their shit taken but Jesus Christ they were some shitty homemade chairs, go to Home Depot and stop being such a faggot.
 
Those chairs are in a much better place now, Fatrick would have murdered those poor chairs with his obesity. Just look at how this poor chair is barely managing to stay together due to Fat's weight.
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Also Fatrick you write like a paranoid schizoid.
“Downsizing” in quotes he’s so pissed about that lol. He comes across as such an unlikeable, above it all kinda cunt. If I were the people with the chairs and I saw his desperate, snooty ads begging for those shitty chairs back, I wouldn’t respond due to how condescending and pretentious he sounds.

Those chairs are probably the “manliest” thing he’s done in years and he hates not being able to admire the one time he picked up some tools and worked with his hands. Chair saga pat is best pat.
 
Two chairs from homo depo is like $150 right now not even on sale. And better made. It’s so silly a thing to be bitchmade over.
Child those chairs were handmade from treated pallet wood by a famous xeeter in an afternoon or two. They're literally priceless. This is what he unironically believes. Narcissism of some kind usually comes hand in hand with autistic thinking and part of that is considering your possessions, especially those you created yourself, as part of your person and superior due to their relation to yourself (see Chris's art). It's why he can take his fucking rustang to a car show, park front and center and unironically believe it's a car that people want to come out and see.

He's literally an autistic retard. He's better at masking than someone like Chris but not only just as dumb, but likely even dumber as he had worse grades in school and has lower educational attainment. I was fooled for a long time. But when you inspect his behavior over time it's really the only rational explanation.
 
Child those chairs were handmade from treated pallet wood by a famous xeeter in an afternoon or two. They're literally priceless. This is what he unironically believes.
He's right though, nobody in their right mind would pay any money for them. Right but very fat.
 
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