Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gorton Colu]

Am I insane or did Nick once say de Sade was an old friend?

 

[Maude Snew]

I trust a former coke addict to be able to analyze and know if someone is doing coke

I would anybody else but it's still Warski and he's one of the dumbest people on the face of this planet.

 

[daffodils]

Friday Outlaw Education: Brown v Board 70 years, Racism, Speeches, Resegregation, Democrats Again

• Opening
  • cleaned up a bit and energized; pretty yellow, probably due to "fixed" lighting; not a Rumble pick
  • "We do have to talk a little bit about the topics for tonight because... It's a law channel... or whatever"; Brown v Board of Education
  • sends links to EVS and Dick Masterson, Coomalot
  • first whiskey (Larceny Barrel Proof, 62% alcohol)
  • he has forgotten that he did the ADL story yesterday when he was drunk
  • Unbreaded is "in the cards tonight"
  • Nick thinks there will be a ruling in the Montagraph case on Monday; Monty's lawyer is "a retard and a cunt"
  • babbling about hamburgers; Vito is fat; Jews in Egypt; pedo joke
• ADL (28m)
  • pulls up same article as yesterday, doesn't realize; article reading and Jew jokes
  • Masterson comes on:"ACK ACK ACK ACK" (46m); you can really see how piss yellow Nick is compared to normal color balance
  • Vito is fat; playing with filters; Superkillers is gonna come out soon; cops
  • Some chatter finally tells him that "you covered that last night"; Nick doesn't seem to realize what the chat is about
  • Coach Redpill; Nick hasn't found the book yet (~1h)
  • Rumble flip (1h10m); bathroom break; 5 minutes, Dick:"That was a fast piss for you"
  • second whiskey; Vito is fat; Nick wouldn't like to work at McDonalds; Aladdin parody video; Filipinos are fat; homeschooling; Jews
  • "Did God send Jesus to die or did he sent him and we killed him?"; theological comedy; this is like having two Nicks, except one is sober
  • Nick:"I'm a Christian and I believe in God and everything... It's all fine *dismissive handwave*"
  • P Diddy beating up his girlfriend video; comedy ensues (1h46m)
  • Nick brings up that it was "recently disclosed" that he got locked out of his room at Anime Matsuri; no mention of drugs
  • Nick's weight yet again; cardboard shoes; circumcision; back to P Diddy
• Brown v Board of Education (2h24m)
  • Nick opines on the topic for about three minutes
  • Yaira trailer and BTS efap; black comic man bad
  • dead grandma chat, third whiskey (2h48m)
  • Back to two middle-aged men complaining about funny books
  • chats
  • Dick:"Camelot's NASCAR shit is unreal... I'm fucking hooked on that like crack... it's amazing!"
  • Nick has read on "the internet" that all his friends have bailed on him
  • Nick would like to do a live show to hang out with people and relax, implies that this makes friendless internet losers mad
  • "See you on Monday... maybe"

PS: It is now May 18th in Minnesota, which means that Nick has to do a Locals stream every day to make it to 14.

 

[keke]

I’ve never had issues with raccoons or skunks: but at some point in high school we had weasels break into our attic. Now those things are vicious

Raccoons are a lot of bluffing, even when they have babies near attacks are very rare. They really are pretty easy to deal with for non-retards. Luckily don’t know much/have experience with weasels or worse pests. Certainly no need to start killing them like that psycho Rekieta, actual freak that can’t feel like a man any other way.

American Beauty is lame. muh angry homophobe is secretly gay thinks his teenage son is blowing kevin spacey so in response he tries to make out with kevin spacey. who writes this shit.

Faggots. Gay men are narcissistic perverts.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

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Speaking of which, he has now dropped to 450k. Under 450k celebration stream soon?

2 years ago or even less than a year ago fans wanted a 500k 20 hour stream. But appears we will get a 100k no show stream. It seems 450 or 500k is the peak before the downfall of most political youtubers. Even amazing Lucas was around that mark and after 2020 he's losing subs on a weekly basis due to a switch in values or just straight up shit on the core fanbase.

 

[AltisticRight]

I was going to post this information a while ago but forgot.

Balldo has likely been in association with the Steel Toe couple (for now) for a while.


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This was from November last year. Balldo followed April.


He's been following Camelot331 for a while, this predates the ones mentioned below.

He unfollowed the bondage store and onlyfans account in shame.


He followed April after following the Minnesotan escort SweetMinty. That was around the end of November.


He followed Aaron a long time ago.
That was just after he followed the BDSM themed Argentinian motel.


When Balldo announced a show cancellation, we found SweetMinty. He followed April too during that time.
Balldo did a standup show near St Cloud, the same place home to Pure Pleasure, which he brought the Imholtes to. This was where he spent time with the Imholtes and followed April.

It's all a mess and very weird. I suspect that we'd be hearing far, far more after April dumps the man that can't give her an orgasm.

Balldo will also win LOTY 2024. That fat pepperoni piper and gambling degenerate has nothing.

 

[daffodils]

Balldo has likely been in association with the Steel Toe couple (for now) for a while.

Aaron said at some point that he's been friends with Nick since October.

Nick must have been aware of the Imholtes since at least December 2022, because he was on Simpcast 54 with April Imholte and Alex Stein. I remember it because Alex was in good form that night. First he called Nick's buddy Elijah Schaffer a scumbag who cheats on his wife; then he bullied April until Chrissy Mayer temporarily kicks him off stream; at the end he asked Nick about Hedonism.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick thinks there will be a ruling in the Montagraph case on Monday; Monty's lawyer is "a retard and a cunt"

Well, congrats to Montagraph on his victory then

 

[Strix454]

Dick:"Camelot's NASCAR shit is unreal... I'm fucking hooked on that like crack... it's amazing!"

In his last race, Camelot finished 4 laps down. He was 16th out of 24th cars. If Dick is interested in Camelot, its got nothing to do with his minor-league NASCAR LARPing adventures. Its the same gay energy with Dick and Camelot as with EVS and Camelot.

Thinking back, I suspect Nick cutting off Camelot may line up with the start of Nick's gay bromance with Aaron. Also maybe Nick running out of money to do things like sponsor Camelot's racing.

 

[Laura Loomer]

What a nasally, whiny psycho.
According to Nick only psychopaths don't make everyone else's problems all about them...

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Thrivent Financial March 2007 - January 2010

Playing a bit of "Devils Advocate" here. It struck me that Nick was uniquely positioned at a company who dealt in various financial instruments and investments during the 2007-2008 financial bubble burst. He also had family wealth that if he were well advised, could have been invested to reap quite large benefit.

Is there an outside chance, that Nick was able to advise his parents/grandparents trust to pick up foreclosed properties (real estate) since at this time mortgage-backed securities collapsed in value? I know of more than one person who was able to pick up real estate at pennies on the dollar and secure their wealth so they could basically retire and live off of rents. Essentially Landlord class.
Just wondering.

This still makes Nick a guy born with a silver spoon, but could explain the whole "large house no apparent income" dilemma. Nick may have helped grow the family trust by being in a position to pick up foreclosed properties for cheap. It would be interesting to know how many properties are controlled by the Rekeita's under one name or another.
ETA:
I also got a larf when taking a closer look at Thrivent Financial. It is a non-profit member-owned fraternal benefit society and the company's full name was originally Thrivent Financial for Lutherans. Those damn Scandinavian Protestant Prudes(TM) were Nick's bosses for a while. That had to chap his ass. Had Nick already converted and disavowed his Papist background by this point? Thrivent did relent and allow other "Christians" to become members in 2013.
Useless knowledge is useless. (However I love my new butter bell. Thanks to whoever suggested it as the best butter dish)

 

[Strix454]

What a nasally, whiny psycho.
According to Nick only psychopaths don't make everyone else's problems all about them...

The video was mostly Nick trying to gaslight himself. Nick is in perfect health. Nick is not an addict. Nick doesn't need any help. Nick is working as hard he possibly can for his family every day and doing all the work for the family. All of Nick's problems are due to the problems of the people around him being unhappy. If they would just be happy like Nick is, everything would be fine. By happy he means leave him alone, don't make him do anything, don't try to change him and don't say one word about his behavior.

Its typical alcoholic cope. Everyone in his family is desperately unhappy because Nick is an awful person, can no longer even wash himself and making life hell for everyone in the house. Nick wants them co-dependant, enabling and submissive to the needs of his addiction.

I also got a larf when taking a closer look at Thrivent Financial. It is a non-profit member-owned fraternal benefit society and the company's full name was originally Thrivent Financial for Lutherans.

Its original name was Lutheran Brotherhood. It was originaly designed as a fraternal benefit society that allowed people in the church to benefit from their own money rather than having to go elsewhere. It was part of a larger system that included higher education, hospitals, charity and other services.

But like alot of Lutheran church entities, they decided that serving their own community was not really very interesting and that the people at the top could leverage the money the community was giving them to make themselves rich rather than serve their community. So they became Thrivent.

As far as the rest, its possible that his parents and grandparents were able to make money off the 2008 financial panic. But I've never got the impression that Nick knows much of anything about finance or ever had any insight into investing. Nick has always been too lazy for something like that.

I went through Nick's addresses after college a while back. Ever since he got married, Nick lived in giant houses that seemed inconsistent with the income he was making from his employment.

 

[Harm]

The funniest part of the $650k house cope is that even if he somehow did accumulate that specific wealth on his own, it still wouldn't account for the living costs, moving costs, travel costs, student loans, auto loans, childcare expenses, and all other expenses which would have occurred in that timeframe.

It's a real conundrum for Nicky. Does he tell an obvious lie that only the most brainless CGoody viewers will uncritically accept, or does he own up to his pampered lifestyle? Ahhhh alcoholic, lick the bottle, tell some lies, black out, and then pretend the next day it never happened. Very cool!

If it was really some skillful financial maneuvering on Nicky's part to seize on cheap real estate, it's a wonder how he's never boasted about his expertise in such matters. Nigga brags about eating butter, but he's not bragging about triumphing while others were suffering? I'm not putting my chips into that particular betting pool.

 

[Captain Manning]

That said, the phrase "trust fund kid" opens it up for this faggot to claim that, if none of this involved an actual literal "trust fund," that he is somehow correct in denying that.

This is why I included in my post here the words "or some other legal mechanism."

I think, moving forward, it might be advantageous to just say "he has access to familial wealth," or some variation thereof. It's still undeniably true, but avoids the specificity to where he could persist in a sematic denial.

When it comes to the house, it might just be as simple as his parents wrote a check.

 

[ChromaQuack]

but avoids the specificity to where he could persist in a sematic denial.

I'll call him a trust fund brat because that's his inherent energy and because all copes come home to roost.

Plus how else are we supposed to collect more smug_nick.pngs if we don't at least throw him a bone to pull a technicality tomlinson Rekieta.

Besides he's going to be one too many drinks deep some day and sperg out just enough to say exactly what the mechanism for his unearned wealth was "I DO NOT HAVE A TRUST FUND YOU INCEL PRUDES, DADDY PAID FOR THE HOUSE STOP BRINGING IT UP"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The video was mostly Nick trying to gaslight himself. Nick is in perfect health. Nick is not an addict. Nick doesn't need any help. Nick is working as hard he possibly can for his family every day and doing all the work for the family. All of Nick's problems are due to the problems of the people around him being unhappy.

He is a total mess. He's getting hard to watch. I had to turn off the cope about the familial wealth. It was more fun when he would go on screaming rants about how jury analysis or how Rekieta Law was never a law channel. Now he's mumbling and sinking into his chair and staring at nothing while rambling about nonsense.

Even when he is on topic enough to not be mumbling incoherent nonsense about Denny's orders he's instead talking extremely vaguely about how he can't fulfill his promises to his audience and arguing with them that he's being very clear while saying nothing.

People on opiates usually aren't very animated like Nick. Their movements are very slow and relaxed. Everything about them is relaxed. Fuck, even their vocal chords are relaxed. If you're around it enough you can immediately tell somebody is on opiates just by hearing their voice. It's possible hes taking opiates and stimulants though. The stimulants would counteract a lot of that. I never watch his show, but from the clips I see here it just seems like alcohol and stimulants.

He's already prescribed a stimulant. Provigil.

 

[AnOminous]

• "Did God send Jesus to die or did he sent him and we killed him?"; theological comedy; this is like having two Nicks, except one is sober
• Nick:"I'm a Christian and I believe in God and everything... It's all fine *dismissive handwave*"

So again, Nick blasphemes, denies John 3:16 (the single most famous Bible verse) and then immediately claims to be a Christian again. Fuck this lying faggot. I wish this faggot would just admit he worships himself first, and Satan second. I hope there is a Hell so he gets to burn there.

Raccoons are a lot of bluffing, even when they have babies near attacks are very rare. They really are pretty easy to deal with for non-retards. Luckily don’t know much/have experience with weasels or worse pests. Certainly no need to start killing them like that psycho Rekieta, actual freak that can’t feel like a man any other way.

I don't even believe this weak noodly-armed faggot did that, but it's just sick that he'd think that it would make him look like some kind of badass to lie about it. If he actually did do that, he's a sick fuck, well, even more of a sick fuck. I have seen dogs, even big dogs, that got seriously fucked up attacking a raccoon, and if I had a dog that stupid, I'd probably protect it by getting rid of the raccoon but generally, you can just leave out your trash on the morning it's collected instead of the night before, and the raccoon will have no reason to mess with your property.

Nick thinks there will be a ruling in the Montagraph case on Monday; Monty's lawyer is "a retard and a cunt"

Confirmed that Monty's lawyer is what we call in these parts "based" and is headed to victory. Personally, my favorite scenario is he wins on his retarded and incredibly expensive attempt to enforce Colorado's anti-SLAPP law in Minnesota, then loses even having won on that, because he'd get a swollen head in the interim.

I still don't believe that's going to happen, but wiser heads disagree. Until it does, though, those wiser heads can suck my dick.

Is there an outside chance, that Nick was able to advise his parents/grandparents trust to pick up foreclosed properties (real estate) since at this time mortgage-backed securities collapsed in value?

He was an entry-level retard and shit even at that. I doubt he had any significant insight into the market or even his own low level job.

I'll call him a trust fund brat because that's his inherent energy and because all copes come home to roost.

Without the actual trust fund, he can continue to pull a Technicality Nick and deny it. We don't know he "had" or even benefited from a specific trust fund. What's obvious is he had familial support, in the absence of any other visible financial means for him to possess everything he does despite obviously never having earned that much money.

While I know "trust fund kid" is just generally a derogatory term for any obvious layabout jagoff douchebag like Nick who was born on third base with a silver Balldo up his ass and thinks he hit a triple, he can just deny an actual "trust fund" even though it's obvious his ancestors paid for everything he had before he got nigger rich streaming and then immediately blew all that money on the dumbest shit imaginable.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

You know who Nick is? He's that CPS worker from South Park that keeps forcing the Penn State jokes when it's not appropriate and it annoys people. "We're having fun. We like to have fun here. People tell me I'm really meant for comedy. Here's my headshot. Can't hurt, right?" I think the best advice anyone could give Nick, aside from telling him to stop drinking, is telling him to just stop the fucking comedy routine. He's painfully unfunny and his shitty comedy routine pisses off and alienates friends like Kurt.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Nick buddy guess what day it is! SATURDAY!

Time for a little day drinking buddy! That first drop of liquor so good! Currently sunny and a bit breezy out but man that is just a perfect time to just sit outside, pour a glass, relax, and just take it all in and enjoy yourself!

Who needs a drink? ITS NICK REKIETA!

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"We're having fun. We like to have fun here. People tell me I'm really meant for comedy. Here's my headshot. Can't hurt, right?" I think the best advice anyone could give Nick, aside from telling him to stop drinking, is telling him to just stop the fucking comedy routine. He's painfully unfunny and his shitty comedy routine pisses off and alienates friends like Kurt.

From when he was ramping up his comedian LARP last year: