Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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MilkThePig said:
It appears a mischievous redditor has deceived Milwaukee's roundest boy again (found on owen)

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on re-read this is some extremely gay 4d chess
he still comes off as an asshole with his ultimatums, but I think his goal was to get the pest to give up some personal info or to contact the MPD themselves
he gets desperate near the end with "your story is inconsistent and increasingly unbelievable", despite the pest acting much like someone who actually did take the chairs and couldn't be bothered to haul them back would

Nice honey pot, stupid
 
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Unknown Recipient #12 said:
So now there are two possibilities right?

1. Pat faked it.

2. A troll took the chairs, returned them a few days later as he found them, and then took the photo with the timestamp to frame Pat or at least stir shit.
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I think the real two possibilities are:

1. Pat faked the whole thing.

2. A troll made the craigslist post, and someone showed up, but Pat WASN'T actually out of the house, and stopped the chairs from leaving the property, and likely dumped his entire story onto an increasingly bewildered person who mentioned the craigslist ad to him.
 
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Props for the initiative here but I would've included the time in the photos and waited until Pat oinked about his missing chairs again on xitter to prevent him claiming they were just returned.

I also apparently overestimated Fat here. It was obviously a gayop with the chairs just so happening to be taken the 1% of the time he's not at home childing the stalkers and then finding the craigslist ad so fast but... I thought he'd at least put them inside or something. It is almost unbelievable.
 
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Patrick is prisoning up a storm, yet fastidiously avoiding the chair question on Twitter.
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Naturally, the chair revelation has astonished even veteran Pat protestors.
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Here he posts about dining on... something that resembles the roasted remains of his pet lizard. Some kind of flex? A dark ritual to bring misfortune upon his enemies? Who knows?
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And now he's trying his most desperate ploy yet, distracting the detractors from the Adirondack deception by posting unimaginably stupid political takes. He must feel like he's on the ropes to resort to this. Or it's just a day that ends in -y.
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Unknown Recipient #12 said:
So now there are two possibilities right?

1. Pat faked it.

2. A troll took the chairs, returned them a few days later as he found them, and then took the photo with the timestamp to frame Pat or at least stir shit.
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No, stalker, obviously the evil farmers (with support from the SUV division of Reddit and air cover from the pests) took a predated photo before they took premeditated chairs. Clearly they wanted to force fatrick ex cathedra and overthrow the seat of his tremendous power.

Enjoy prisons.
 
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The marks on the upper portion is certainly a match. I'm going to assume he made all of this shit up, someone might have put up an advertisement but they were never stolen.
Unfortunately the location of the chairs did seem to change. He can still claim they were returned, stalker child.
 
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AltisticRight said:
That's plain retarded. Swattings have killed people before and if he "stole" his own chairs, where are they now? Plenty trolls put up fake Craigslist ads, whether it's for free cigarettes or to entice harassment.
Yeah he's a smug fat freak but he doesn't deserve to have his shit stolen, let alone getting swatted or firebombed. It's not funny, just gay.
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I dunno the rape stuff he has tweeted? Makes me lose any sympathy for him. Threatening to kill his child. Again, makes me lose any sympathy for him. He is a vile human being.
 
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Here he posts about dining on... something that resembles the roasted remains of his pet lizard. Some kind of flex? A dark ritual to bring misfortune upon his enemies? Who knows?
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That looks horrendous.
The pepper sprinkled on like that, what's the purpose? It looks like an STI instead.
Also, buy new plates. They've been through so many cycles in an industrial washing machine. Gross.

>Imagine eating this good
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