Containment What If?

[Ryan Rash]

He'd probably be dancing in the street...

...like a spastic epileptic.

He'd resort to sucking dick for money to buy Q-sands within a day.

Imagine if Chris never met Anna, Anna never wrote about the "Crazy Pacer", Anna never went to Chris's birthday party, and Anna was just not a part of Chris's life at all.

What then?

 

[Stuff and Things]

Imagine if Chris never met Anna, Anna never wrote about the "Crazy Pacer", Anna never went to Chris's birthday party, and Anna was just not a part of Chris's life at all.

What then?

Chris could not claim that he's not homophobe because "he has a lesbian frund!!" and... that's pretty much it, Chris's life wouldn't be any different, and Anna would be probably manipulating her autistic cousin even more...

 

[Cid Highwind]

Imagine if Chris never met Anna, Anna never wrote about the "Crazy Pacer", Anna never went to Chris's birthday party, and Anna was just not a part of Chris's life at all.

What then?

Chris could not claim that he's not homophobe because "he has a lesbian frund!!" and... that's pretty much it, Chris's life wouldn't be any different, and Anna would be probably manipulating his autistic cousin even more...

Chris would be even more unhinged without his one true major asspatter in life. Anna doesn't provide encouragement as much as providing validation, which is worse.

+1 internets for pointing out that Anna would be molesting his autistic cousin more

 

[CatParty]

crazy pacer would have a different user name

 

[Roger Rabbit]

I would not normally reply to a post like this, but here goes.


Chris would probably think he caused it, because of his Lego Voodoo bullshit, and then.....


Shit himself and do nothing.

I would Chris would do poorly either way, but it would have been slightly better off than he is in real life.

Bob would have probably died much later in life then he did, and would have probably been deceased before the Lumberjack was. Chris would have basically been almost the same except for with no mother figure in his life, he would have probably wouldn't have done the Tomgirl stuff, since there was no place for him to get said clothes.

Less asspatting and no need for this emote.

 

[Some JERK]

What if Bob took custody of Chris...

Spoiler

...now?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

What if the whole Toon World existed and Chris went there.


All I can imagine for it is Bugs Bunny trolling Chris, but that's all the possibilities.

Re: What if Coleslaw had a change of Heart?

He would think about it, decide not to, drink craft beer and do nothing.


Kind of simple.

I'd stop the entire BlueSpike saga. The end was not funny at all and he could have really hurt himself or others. He honestly believed was real and could have done some really bad things.

I would have said the exact same thing.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Chris would have less Facebook "friends", since it seems that many of Chris's Facebook friends seems to have been introduced to him by Anna.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

It would just be that much more of a blank void, adding to the blank void that is most of Chris's life. People are only cyphers for Chris, and exists to him only as a slightly more corporeal imaginary friend than Sonichu. Just another faceless person that he uses to justify his feelings and actions.

 

[Pikonic]

The Tale of the Crazy Pacer is a pretty big piece of evidence that Chris's antics are real and he isn't the Borat of the internet (meaning he's a character just to see the reactions of others). Without Anna we'd have the following threads:

Is Chris legit or the biggest troll of all time? (Poll)
Were those "leaked videos" leaked on purpose?
Is Chris really this bad?
What if Chris reveals he's the biggest troll in internet history.
So I think Chris stayed in character for the emails, thoughts?
What if the "trolls" were in on the joke too?

And about 12 more of those every week.

 

[Some JERK]

Then Anna would just be some ginger weirdo that nobody has ever heard of, or even noticed before.

 

[Pikonic]

Then Anna would just be some ginger weirdo that nobody has ever heard of, or even noticed before.

Kinda like now? The Chris following isn't that big.

 

[Some JERK]

Then Anna would just be some ginger weirdo that nobody has ever heard of, or even noticed before.

Kinda like now? The Chris following isn't that big.

Yeah, exactly like now, except with way less internet threads about her.

 

[exball]

What if the whole Toon World existed and Chris went there.


All I can imagine for it is Bugs Bunny trolling Chris, but that's all the possibilities.

Rosechu would troll the shit out of him with her pickle.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Imagine if Chris never met Anna, Anna never wrote about the "Crazy Pacer", Anna never went to Chris's birthday party, and Anna was just not a part of Chris's life at all.

What then?

Chris could not claim that he's not homophobe because "he has a lesbian frund!!" and... that's pretty much it, Chris's life wouldn't be any different, and Anna would be probably manipulating his autistic cousin even more...

Chris would be even more unhinged without his one true major asspatter in life. Anna doesn't provide encouragement as much as providing validation, which is worse.

+1 internets for pointing out that Anna would be molesting his autistic cousin more http://i44.tinypic.com/2rfwsyc.gif

Yeah, i made a typo in there

 

[exball]

His life would still be shit.

 

[Chuggernaut]

The Tale of the Crazy Pacer is a pretty big piece of evidence that Chris's antics are real and he isn't the Borat of the internet (meaning he's a character just to see the reactions of others). Without Anna we'd have the following threads:

Is Chris legit or the biggest troll of all time? (Poll)
Were those "leaked videos" leaked on purpose?
Is Chris really this bad?
What if Chris reveals he's the biggest troll in internet history.
So I think Chris stayed in character for the emails, thoughts?
What if the "trolls" were in on the joke too?

And about 12 more of those every week.

I don't know, we'd still have his court appearance.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I'd stop the entire BlueSpike saga. The end was not funny at all and he could have really hurt himself or others. He honestly believed was real and could have done some really bad things.

When are people going to start getting upset at Clyde Cash for allowing the whole thing to happen? He knew what Max was doing to Chris, Max even said he was working for Clyde Cash at the end of the Saga. People always ignore these small trolling facts because its about Clyde yet constantly find reasons to hate Kacey.

Anyway, I'd change Christory so Chris wouldn't get that F in English class, maybe that was the whole turning point in his life where things turned to shit. That video was made just before Pokemon came out, so maybe without that F, Chris wouldn't have gotten so involved with Pokemon.

 

[TOOTBLAN]

I would mail him questions challenging him to record himself running for 5 minutes NON STOP. No jump cuts. No tricks. Just 5 minutes uninterrupted running. This would be back when he was doing the mailbags

 

[whitepaws]

I would change it so that he could have sex with Megan.