Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[FedPostalService]

Does our wife drive? If so why is Nick constantly interrupting his job, which is streaming, to do bullshit choirs like driving kids about?

 

[Maude Snew]

Does our wife drive? If so why is Nick constantly interrupting his job, which is streaming, to do bullshit choirs like driving kids about?

These days who knows. When she had a Youtube channel I remember a video of her outside talking about driving things around but pretty sure all of that is gone now. Just hard to tell who does what if anything when the only source of information is fucked up beyond all reason all the time and a proven liar.

 

[PositiveHatred]

@Hal are you able to add a poll to this thread? Duration for 2 weeks.

Question:
Will Nicholas Rekieta finish his promised 14 LOCALS streams for May?
1) YES, he will, Incel prude.
2) nope lol
(Case sensitive)

How many this month has he done so far? Any?

 

[elb]

How many this month has he done so far? Any?

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[AnOminous]

My favorite part of cows is their description of normal life while being so far detached from anything normal. Nick complaining about mental health issues while being in a position to live far more comfy and stress free than your average kiwi thanks to a not a trust fund trust fund? Hilarious. It’s no different than Ralph’s broke ass not realizing everyone else doesn’t use paper plates for meals.

Nick is the king of pure First World Problems. How HARD it is for this wealthy jobless faggot who doesn't have to lift a finger to live a life of luxury. You plebs just can't understand! Sometimes utterly horrible things happen to him, like he forgets which car he drove to the mall to buy Hot Topic belts.

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Localbros felted.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

You plebs just can't understand! Sometimes utterly horrible things happen to him, like he forgets which car he drove to the mall to buy Hot Topic belts.

You guys don’t understand. While our wife is slumbered out watching Star Trek, Nick has to DRIVE his kids around. Something no other parents has ever had to do. Can you imagine that? Keeping to a schedule so your kids can set up a better life for themselves and maintain personal growth? And then the babysitter has to spend $3000 on snacks for them while Aaron drops by to help one of them open up a spaghettiOs because you’re off being so FUNNY and WEIRD. Just insanity no wonder Balldo wishes them a million molestations!

 

[Maude Snew]

Just insanity no wonder Balldo wishes them a million molestations!

Speaking of when is Drexel gonna visit again?

 

[Truly Rural]

Does our wife drive? If so why is Nick constantly interrupting his job, which is streaming, to do bullshit choirs like driving kids about?

I imagine having that many kids driving one or two while leaving other kids at home would require someone to watch kids while you are away with other kids. Older kids tend to have more activities so probably youngest kids are often the ones left.

In theory she could shove all 5 kids in a car just to drop one kid wherever but let's be honest kids should spend their time less as a literal baggage being dragged here and there purposlessly.

Tldr they need a nanny for nick to be able to disengage even more from the family he despises. Nick drives them because he chooses not to watch over them when LR is away.

 

[FedPostalService]

Speaking of when is Drexel gonna visit again?

Do you think Drexel will bang each daughter right after they turn 18 or wait until they’re all of legal age and try and get them all over the course of one weekend?

 

[A Cardboard Box]

Admittedly, I am an old head, and have never used Molly or whatever the kids now days think they invented

Listen I've been boofing shrooms dusted with fent and coke for half a decade and I'm doing just fine, incel scandiprudian

 

[elb]

Does anyone in the thread independently archive streams? I’m looking for a wellness company ad read that probably happened somewhere from April 26-May 4, I’m not sure how accurate the commenter’s date is

Edit to add - the Mersh Rumble stuff was happening around the 27th I believe, which is why I’m asking from the 26th. Iirc Nick’s ad read was around the same time

 

[not william stenchever]

Listen I've been boofing shrooms dusted with fent and coke for half a decade and I'm doing just fine, incel scandiprudian

 

[TexOffender]

 

[Sharpeteer]

Speaking of when is Drexel gonna visit again?

We'll know when he does, because that's when his thread will get a major update. Please?

 

[TexOffender]

We'll know when he does, because that's when his thread will get a major update. Please.

Pretty sure he won't have Drex on again as the super chats would be brutal.

 

[Nate Higgers]

We'll know when he does, because that's when his thread will get a major update. Please?

How’s the new feature length Sir Balldo of Minnesota film coming along? I was thinking about it this morning

 

[Sharpeteer]

Pretty sure he won't have Drex on again as the super chats would be brutal.

Don't you say that man. Just you wait, somebody's going to get into that Discord, AND the Drex visit will bring us the most profound of updates to that thread, and it will prosper. We will also get more revelations of even more gross midgets he lusts after.

How’s the new feature length Sir Balldo of Minnesota film coming along? I was thinking about it this morning

Well I wouldn't call 21 min feature length. It's coming along great though. End of next week may be a little optimistic, but I'm about half way done with all of Nick's animations, which is the easily the most of the work left. Then Camelot and Aaron have the 2nd/3rd highest amount of animations to do. After those, then it's just filling in the extra stuff to finish it off.

I do still need a few single words from some characters to complete the dialogue, but rather than skim streams for a long time right now just to look for those words, I'll save those for when I'm done with everything else.

 

[Maude Snew]

Pretty sure he won't have Drex on again as the super chats would be brutal.

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking, throwing a guest to the wolves for monetary gain or his own amusement at every opportunity doesn't really sound like anything Nick has ever done constantly.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Yeah I don't know what I was thinking, throwing a guest to the wolves for monetary gain or his own amusement at every opportunity doesn't really sound like anything Nick has ever done constantly.

Hadn’t he promised Ty as a guest a bunch, and every time has fallen through? That one would be even more savage probably, if you haven’t dug into Nick lore you might not know about how bad Drex is, but anyone watching Nick knows what happened in the Vic case.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

Hadn’t he promised Ty as a guest a bunch, and every time has fallen through? That one would be even more savage probably, if you haven’t dug into Nick lore you might not know about how bad Drex is, but anyone watching Nick knows what happened in the Vic case.

How about a two for one feature stream? Drex and Ty being bombarded with trollchats, while Nick is off screen "checking on Lady Rackets." Having two whole guests though, thats a lot of work, especially for someone who has trouble just getting himself on stream. Maybe Nick should just kick back and drink more instead.