Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
"There's 28 (7x4) bones in the human hand." - Hawkeye, Hawk's Nightmare, M*A*S*H (S5/Ep14, 1976) on MeTV 19:38

How would you get your message across if say a EMP knocked out all electronics on Earth ala Escape from LA or something like that?
 
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@Pigeon On A Stick,

Have you been following the Judgments on this thread? 10,000 years is the maximum non-human reincarnation sentence for everyone but @voiceguy. I poorly Judged BarBQchickenwings, but that's the risk she took. I AM not perfect and sometimes moody.

27. There are 27 bones in the skeleton of the human hand.
Have you got a source/link for that? Why did Hawkeye say "28"?
 
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@Pigeon On A Stick,

Have you been following the Judgments on this thread? 10,000 is the maximum for everyone but @voiceguy. I poorly Judged BarBQchickenwings. But that's the risk she took. I AM not perfect.


I'm saying, what are the tiers of crimes committed, and what determines how many years are non-commutable? Also, how does really bad luck present itself?
 
Ehh, you could argue the sesamoid bone, but the number of sesamoid bones people have vary so it's not counted for consistency.
"Ehh"? Do you mean, "Uh"?

Sesamoid bone? Have you got a source/link for that?

I'm saying, what are the tiers of crimes committed, and what determines how many years are non-commutable? Also, how does really bad luck present itself?
It's alittle consistent and alot subjective.

You've never experienced bad luck? Good luck?

Note: That might be the first time I spelled 'alittle', but I needed to be consistent with alot.
 
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@voiceguy,

I asked you to PLEASE not contact me for a few days to prove that you're not obsessed with me and after 40 minutes, you contact me again.*


*Synchronism: 19:20 "Contact the psychiatrist Sydney Friedman... All I had was a pair of 7s... 7 card high-low" - Exorcism, M*A*S*H (S5/Ep13, 1976)
And I said I would not address you directly for the rest of the weekend if you provide a link to show your claim that England didn't use the Roman Calendar until 747 A.D. Until you do, all bets are off.
"There's 28 (7x4) bones in the human hand." - Hawkeye, Hawk's Nightmare, M*A*S*H (S5/Ep14, 1976) on MeTV 19:38

27. There are 27 bones in the skeleton of the human hand.

Have you got a source/link for that? Why did Hawkeye say "28"?
There are 27 bones in the human hand, check Wikipedia if you don't believe us. Maybe Hawkeye (a character played by Alan Alda, not a real person) said 28 because -- oh, I don't know, maybe --MASH (my pad doesn't have asterisks) is fiction and that's what the writer told him to say.
 
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Was Jesus the Christ?
Not according to my religion. Still waiting for that proof about England in 747. Had any luck finding it yet? I should think three days of me not talking to you is worth proving one little thing. Or do you want to throw in the towel and admit you made it up.
 
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@voiceguy,
I asked you to PLEASE not contact me for a few days to prove that you're not obsessed with me and after 40 minutes, you contact me again* - 3 times!


*Synchronism: 19:20 "Contact the psychiatrist Sydney Friedman" - Exorcism, M*A*S*H (S5/Ep13, 1976)
You really should think about that synchronism - it was a message from G-D for you.


Synchronism: 12:02 "I'm Donald Trump and I approve this message." - ad on CBS
 
@buffaloWildWings,

Let the record show I was giving you the chance to escape without Judgment, but you chose to insult me and the greatest city in the world. Therefore...

Sentence: Really great looks for the rest of your life, then your eternal credit card won't be debited at all for 10,000 years with 74 years double bonus points. When you are buy clothing, as a really stylisch human, it will even fit perfect under really hellish circumstances.

Note: You can return...


c.c. http://08/15/seals.yuku.com

It's a shame that I miss so much because of the time difference. But it won't deter me from minor judgement corrections.

Cause it's a television show, and they don't always get things right. Sometimes things aren't real on TV at all.

Otherwise compasses point north, because there are giantic iron ressources, which attract the needles. It'd be definitely true, because Galileo said so. (Unfortunately I have only a German source; it's a German tv show after all.)
Galileo ist a German TV show that is about knowledge and science and stuff. From time to time they like to make little matches were adults compete against children at school knowledge appropriate for the children's age. In this particular instance they made a really big mistake in one of their explanations by claiming that there are giantic iron resources at the north pole, which is the cause that the needle of a compass turns north. Only explanation how someone could have been that stupid might be that "Eisenberge" (mountains of iron) is very near "Eisberge" (icebergs). Personally I think someone thought it would be funny to pull a prank to see if they check their clips. Obviously, they didn't.
 
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Where do you get the numbers from when deciding how long someone will be sentenced? I'd like to hear the methodology behind it, please. It sounds interesting.

@Pigeon On A Stick,

Have you been following the Judgments on this thread? 10,000 years is the maximum non-human reincarnation sentence for everyone but @voiceguy. I poorly Judged BarBQchickenwings, but that's the risk she took. I AM not perfect and sometimes moody.

Why is 10,000 years the maximum, though? Also, God doesn't make mistakes. Someone didn't pay attention in Sunday school. :lol:

I'm saying, what are the tiers of crimes committed, and what determines how many years are non-commutable? Also, how does really bad luck present itself?

It's a little consistent and a lot subjective.

You've never experienced bad luck? Good luck?

Note: That might be the first time I spelled 'a little', but I needed to be consistent with a lot.

So you admit that all of this is arbitrary? Also, do you see those red squiggles under 'alittle' and 'alot' when you type them? That means you should put a space between the 'a' and the 'lot'. You sure do butcher your own holy language.
 
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