Following Lengthy and expensive litigation, Burritos and Tacos are declared to be Sandwiches. - A court in Indiana has determined by a preponderence of the evidence that Mexican style Sandwiches are still just that. ingredients encased in bread.

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Well that’s some silly shit niggas. Chicken McNuggets are just chicken wrapped in bread, we’re gonna call them sandwiches? Sandwiches for who? Little people. Or squirrels.

What next, we gonna call hotdogs sandwiches? This country is losing its god damn mind.

You're in a country where men in dresses are legally women. This was the next logical step.

 

[Colloid]

I blame nosy bureaucrats going too far with their zoning rules for this situation more than anything. Why is it so bad that a taco shop goes up somewhere instead of a sandwich shop? They’re both food shops at the end of the day. If locals don’t want another taco shop there then it’ll go under and solve itself anyway.

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

Don’t care what you call tacos or sandwiches. Salmon don’t belong on fish tacos. King of the hill is right.

 

[Morch Ponkey]

I wish the ruling was that tacos and burritos were "sangwishes".

That is how the tacomancers pronounce it

 

[kiwirevolving]

slow news day

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

Thank you, God's favorite state, this is exactly what the world needs right now.

 

[mindlessobserver]

BTW Subway sells wraps. Would these be considered "burritos?"

Nope, still sandwiches because as has been established a Burrito is a Sandwich.

i completely disagree with this

The Soyence is settled chud. You just gotta deal.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I don't like this ruling, even food is starting to slide into the morass of postmodernist haze where words mean nothing.

Anything that's encased in bread is a sandwich?
Are pigs in a blanket a sandwich? Are crepes a sandwich? Are croquettes a sandwich? We now live in a world where you could eat a hot pocket and tell people "hold on, I'm eating a sandwich" and be legally correct.

Madness.

I wanted an authentic opinion so I asked a couple of Mexican guys that work on one of the crews this morning what they think of this and their response was "Crazy fucking Pendejo's"

"Tacos are Tacos. Burritos are Burritos. Neither are sandwiches"
Not even Mexicans think this is right lol.

 

[irobot]

You will never be a real sandwich. You have no crust, you have no rigid edges, you have no clearly defined top and bottom. You are a folded tortilla, twisted by English language retardation and Indiana law into a crude mockery of bread's perfection.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

The Soyence is settled chud. You just gotta deal.

nope im coping and sneeding. I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA WHERE YOU COULD EAT MEXICAN FOOD WITHOUT WHITE PEOPLE CALLING IT SANDWICHES

Miles De Millones Deben Taco

 

[King Possum]

Subway bread is legally classified as cake in Ireland because of its high sugar constant, where does that play into this ruling?

 

[X Prime]

Thankfully what Mexico thinks has no bearing here.

Mexicans can think? News to me.

Alternatively: when does it ever?

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It's just a legal definition to address an asinine zoning technicality, everybody knows tacos and burritos aren't "sandwiches". If you told people at work you were bringing in sandwiches for lunch and set up a Chipotle burrito bar or gyro station, they would be somewhat confused and disappointed.

The place sells actual tortas so if you want a Mexican sandwich you can get one.

 

[Oligarca Caballero]

But tacos are sandwiches, only a retard would deny this.

They aren't though, tortillas are single piece of flat bread and competely different from the bread you use for swandiches.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I don't care for any sandwiches debates, but if this whole debacle pisses off the people who make zoning laws and whatnot, then good. Fuck them.

 

[Harambe]

I don't like this ruling, even food is starting to slide into the morass of postmodernist haze where words mean nothing.

Anything that's encased in bread is a sandwich?
Are pigs in a blanket a sandwich? Are crepes a sandwich? Are croquettes a sandwich? We now live in a world where you could eat a hot pocket and tell people "hold on, I'm eating a sandwich" and be legally correct.

Madness.

For the purposes of this contractual dispute and the laws regulating foodstuff there's no reasonable difference between different arrangements of bread, meat, vegetables, sauces, cheese, jams, and spreads and whatnot.

I think you're imputing universal significance to this for no reason

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

We are all sandwiches.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

>opens a taco restaurant
>you can't build here
>why not?
>a taco is not a sandwich

Why is that even a consideration?

right, is it food? When did we start limiting what kind of food can be sold?

 

[Lidl Drip]

Well if you live in a country without real bread or cheese I guess you gotta make your sandwich with tortillas and beans instead.

 

[The Last Stand]

Well if you live in a country without real bread or cheese I guess you gotta make your sandwich with tortillas and beans instead.

Tortilla is a form of flatbread.