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airsoft fatty (the fatty in the clip) has a somewhat big gunt, but nowhere near as big as chantal's, so maybe.
Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser
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I’ve regularly seen the advice here, on my beloved kiwifarms, that if your loathing for a lolcow is actively effecting your ‘everyday life’’, if you hate them that much, walk the fuck away. They are after all lolcows! Couple that with the absurd drama among the various reactors and the whole scene is boarder-line unwatchable.
I only want to see Chantal, that animal abusing, beyond ignorant, selfish cunt, suffer. Let me know when she is actively and overtly suffering. When it finally and clearly sinks in to her muddled, fat filled brain that it’s over. There’s no six pack on the horizon. No uterus transplant. No traveling to Japan (can you imagine?). It’s coming. Like a train barreling down the tracks. I can’t wait.
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Alas. It is painfully obvious that Cutie and Cuties various channels are in their death throes. She and Prince Charmin are beyond boring. My favourite kiwi thread is losing some of my favourite posters. Quite frankly, time spent keeping up with her is time, lost forever!
Cuties little tumble on the stairs probably has her in agony. Maybe her kidney infection has ramped up. A girl can dream!
Oh dear, Red Lobster has filed for bankruptcy. No more feasts, there Cutie! Have another hubcap of rice and turds!
It’s heating up, figuratively and literally in the ME. The lux fart box by the sea must smell devine. Between Cutie and a dirty litter box and unwashed sandnigger, no amount of Sentsy could mask the smell.
Cuties little tumble on the stairs probably has her in agony. Maybe her kidney infection has ramped up. A girl can dream!
Oh dear, Red Lobster has filed for bankruptcy. No more feasts, there Cutie! Have another hubcap of rice and turds!
It’s heating up, figuratively and literally in the ME. The lux fart box by the sea must smell devine. Between Cutie and a dirty litter box and unwashed sandnigger, no amount of Sentsy could mask the smell.
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So where IS this fucking bitch?
In Malaysia?
In Kuwait hospital?
Back in Canada because Diabetes?
Fighting with Salad boy about Peetz?
If her main channel got a strike, I’m assuming the 7-day ban would apply to the couples channel, correct?
Thailand flashback.
I’m also skeptical about the idea that she’s taking a sabbatical to get tongues wagging. She’s neither smart enough nor has the self control for anything deviant like that. But, who the fuck knows with her.
In Malaysia?
In Kuwait hospital?
Back in Canada because Diabetes?
Fighting with Salad boy about Peetz?
If her main channel got a strike, I’m assuming the 7-day ban would apply to the couples channel, correct?
Thailand flashback.
I don’t believe she’s currently immobilized by anything; according to her last CP and last video, she was curating comments as recently as “12 hours ago.” (in YouTube time).
I’m also skeptical about the idea that she’s taking a sabbatical to get tongues wagging. She’s neither smart enough nor has the self control for anything deviant like that. But, who the fuck knows with her.
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It would be ban evasion if she posted on the couples channel if she had a ban on the first channel. I don’t see any reason why she would have a ban currently though. If she does it will be 14 days (not 7) because it would be her second within 90 days.
I suspect she’s just eating her arse off offline trying to build up some interest in her eventual return. Been there, done that so many times though that I suspect folk don’t care. After all she’s just going to return with the same boring shit she always posts.
I’ve gotten so bored with her (as with ALR) that I just read her thread now. I can’t even be bothered with any of the reaction channels. I trust the thread to tell me if there’s something worth tuning in for.
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She’s beyond tedious at this point and unless you’re into full on slobbery and vacuous noise passing as talk, nothing worth watching. It looks like even the reaction channels are losing interest.
She may have hurt herself with her stair slip. At her size it takes very little to trigger an injury.
I can’t see her returning to Canada for diabetic care. My brother is T2 and just did his every 6 month check up. His endocrinologist told him business is booming because of we boomers and gen Xers and wait times to be initially seen are measured in months.
Patients waiting are being given reputable web sites to help with weight loss and exercise and the doc expressed frustration. Over 3/4 of patients waiting don’t want to hear most of their issues can be addressed on their own and don’t want to change anything, especially eating habits.
They want the magic pills and injections and a hassle free, (so they think), weight loss surgery.
Chantal would NOT hear what she wants to be told but she knows that by now.
She’s gone to ground before. I can’t see her travelling right now; no money.
She may have hurt herself with her stair slip. At her size it takes very little to trigger an injury.
I can’t see her returning to Canada for diabetic care. My brother is T2 and just did his every 6 month check up. His endocrinologist told him business is booming because of we boomers and gen Xers and wait times to be initially seen are measured in months.
Patients waiting are being given reputable web sites to help with weight loss and exercise and the doc expressed frustration. Over 3/4 of patients waiting don’t want to hear most of their issues can be addressed on their own and don’t want to change anything, especially eating habits.
They want the magic pills and injections and a hassle free, (so they think), weight loss surgery.
Chantal would NOT hear what she wants to be told but she knows that by now.
She’s gone to ground before. I can’t see her travelling right now; no money.
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(Yeah, I'm late but I had to.) You mean this one? I believe she was on StreamYards at this point? She was literally confused at seeing her true face and said "Huh?What's this?". I'll never forget it. Wild.
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When Chantal kicks off, we won't get a Facebook sob from Smee, we won't get a whine from Peetz, we won't get a crow from Nader.
We'll get Shitlah sliding into Kaibella's DMs with a "hello bitch, everything fine now, how much you mkae?"
We'll get Shitlah sliding into Kaibella's DMs with a "hello bitch, everything fine now, how much you mkae?"
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Ban evasion does not apply to her. When she was banned for the omeggle incident, it did not stop her from making the beezer show channel which is now the couples channel.
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Not exactly, although it's an interesting thought. The force generated by Chantal's enormous mass during a fall even merely from standing height would be no match for the relatively low density of subcutaneous fat. There's no way she would be able to use her arms to break her fall, either. In other words: splat.
A fall like the one shown in that video would seriously injure or even kill Chantal, particularly if her liver is indeed enlarged and extends below the costal margin. Imagine being 40 and dying as a result of a fall from standing. Imagine being 40 and dying as a result of being utterly unable to put down the fucking gravy.
Then again, Chantal has proven pretty resilient. Lots of things that would have killed a human have been little more than an inconvenience for her. Furthermore, her gunt seems to be made out of some kind of non-Newtonian substance, so maybe she'd bounce. Actually, you know what? You might be on to something. Chantal is an enigma.
(Sorry if I accidentally kill her by saying this.)
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It'll happen some day. Ding ding. Last stop, Chantal. Hope the rice was worth it.
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Imagine looking that freaked out over the mundane task of riding an airport tram.
She can't blame her beet-red face on lighting. Everyone else in the frame is normal-colored. Her head looks like a red balloon about to pop.
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I’ve always loved flying, every aspect of it but haven’t had the opportunity to defy gravity for 9 years.
Later this summer, I’m flying to meet a couple of grandkids for the first time and eager to enjoy every bit of the experience, even possible flight delays. Yeah, flying brings out my inner 7 year old.
One of the airports I’ll be using is the Montreal airport Chantal departs from. It will be interesting to look at some of the experience through her theoretical eyes.
How much walking? How about standing in lines? Security? Gate changes? How tight would she have found it travelling 7-squishy-7?
I have reason to believe planes have become even more cramped since I last few and they were cattle cars then.
Looking at it through Chantal’s view will fill some of the waiting time and might prove instructive.
Later this summer, I’m flying to meet a couple of grandkids for the first time and eager to enjoy every bit of the experience, even possible flight delays. Yeah, flying brings out my inner 7 year old.
One of the airports I’ll be using is the Montreal airport Chantal departs from. It will be interesting to look at some of the experience through her theoretical eyes.
How much walking? How about standing in lines? Security? Gate changes? How tight would she have found it travelling 7-squishy-7?
I have reason to believe planes have become even more cramped since I last few and they were cattle cars then.
Looking at it through Chantal’s view will fill some of the waiting time and might prove instructive.
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There is a video on a TatvonB’s X that shows Chantal’s most recent awkward on film moments. I would not be surprised for her to show back up in Canada with a victim sob story.
Salad made her almost drowned, he made her get spit on by the camels twice, and then he pushed her down the stairs, she barely escaped and now she has the diabetes.
I think this last round of videos might be too humiliating even for her. She will have to try to salvage some ego.
Salad made her almost drowned, he made her get spit on by the camels twice, and then he pushed her down the stairs, she barely escaped and now she has the diabetes.
I think this last round of videos might be too humiliating even for her. She will have to try to salvage some ego.
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Salah didn't almost drown her, he wasn't the reason she got spit on by that camel, and for fucks sake he didn't push her down the stairs. Not even close. She didn't even really fall down the stairs, she just slipped on one step.
Whatever anyone's opinion of Kiwi Farms, one thing we are not (supposed to be) is a rumor mill, like two biddies gossiping over a fence.
Hark! I have found your people! Get thee thither to the land of milk and honey!
Whatever anyone's opinion of Kiwi Farms, one thing we are not (supposed to be) is a rumor mill, like two biddies gossiping over a fence.
Hark! I have found your people! Get thee thither to the land of milk and honey!
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Pretty sure that post was being facetious, i.e., that's what Chantal would say happened because 1) she lies; 2) she exaggerates; 3) she often plays the victim, even when we have plenty of evidence to the contrary.
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Bitch has been officially MIA for almost three days now.
I think we are required to put out the missing posters at this point.
Updated info:
Last seen: 05/17/2024 tripping up the steps with Prince Charmin, Syrian God of Poop.
I think we are required to put out the missing posters at this point.
Updated info:
Last seen: 05/17/2024 tripping up the steps with Prince Charmin, Syrian God of Poop.
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She has zero upper or lower body strength and her mass (and therefore inertia) is gigantic, coupled with her useless and tiny anchor points in the form of her totally sugar-dead feet. She's holding on for dear life to avoid being thrown to the floor at the first gentle braking.
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She goes quiet every few weeks, it‘s an established part of the cycle.
She enjoys laying low and reading the speculation because to her it translates into adoring fans and popularity. She’ll pop back up eating, with her smug demeanour and relish in people asking where she’s been.
She enjoys laying low and reading the speculation because to her it translates into adoring fans and popularity. She’ll pop back up eating, with her smug demeanour and relish in people asking where she’s been.
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I'm pretty sure the delay is due to her trying to figure out how she can continue to eat tons of food on camera after revealing her "health" news.
This is part of her personality. When she needs to stop with the gluttony because death is drawing nearer, she likes to make public announcements. She figures if she states it out loud, it will magically keep her on the straight and narrow, and she will emerge the skinny influencer that is just trying to burst out of her from within.
Then, she starts feeling a little peckish the next day, and starts wanting a taco family meal or something. But she already made her announcement, so now the Beezers will be nagging at her. She used to just eat in front of them anyway, saying that it wards off the binges. But she got so much blowback from that that she usually just hides in the dark and eats alone for a few days. By that time, she usually comes up with a mixture of lies, qualifications, and gaslighting, and she returns to eat her heart out on camera.
It is perhaps slightly possible that she's fighting with the Shit Prince, if she promised him to take care of herself after the latest dire warnings. If she is fighting with him over food intake, then the relationship, such as it is, will be over very soon. Once Bibi put his foot down about her eating, their days together were numbered.
But I only give that speculation a slim chance. More likely, she's just eating up a storm while the hamster wheel in her head tries to come up with just the right excuses for the Beezers.
As always, who knows?
This is part of her personality. When she needs to stop with the gluttony because death is drawing nearer, she likes to make public announcements. She figures if she states it out loud, it will magically keep her on the straight and narrow, and she will emerge the skinny influencer that is just trying to burst out of her from within.
Then, she starts feeling a little peckish the next day, and starts wanting a taco family meal or something. But she already made her announcement, so now the Beezers will be nagging at her. She used to just eat in front of them anyway, saying that it wards off the binges. But she got so much blowback from that that she usually just hides in the dark and eats alone for a few days. By that time, she usually comes up with a mixture of lies, qualifications, and gaslighting, and she returns to eat her heart out on camera.
It is perhaps slightly possible that she's fighting with the Shit Prince, if she promised him to take care of herself after the latest dire warnings. If she is fighting with him over food intake, then the relationship, such as it is, will be over very soon. Once Bibi put his foot down about her eating, their days together were numbered.
But I only give that speculation a slim chance. More likely, she's just eating up a storm while the hamster wheel in her head tries to come up with just the right excuses for the Beezers.
As always, who knows?