Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vect]

LMAO! Nick seriously texts other grown men, broadcasters no less, and tries to dictate unto them what they can talk about on their own shows? Womanly vibes.

Liz Fong-Jones vibes.

*lisps, swirling whiskey glass* "Hey Aaron? Let's...let's have. A girl talk. I heard what you said. About the Balldo. The other day..."

 

[SargonF00t]

Kalea came back,

Where did she show up?

 

[Sharpeteer]

Where did she show up?

Lurking, passing out reaction stickers ITT.

 

[Shitting_Dick_Nipples]

Goddamn it I wish Aaron would just go full retard on Rekeita already

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Goddamn it I wish Aaron would just go full retard on Rekeita already

Patience my friend.
The harvest will be plentiful this year. But you cannot ask for the corn to grow faster.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

dayum more shit has gone down. get rekt'd nick

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Goddamn it I wish Aaron would just go full retard on Rekeita already

If anyone is going to spill the dirt it'll be him, just not today. Hopefully the shower calls continue, he's just not 100% scorched earth yet.

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

I wonder what's next for Nick? I (we all) knew this was coming. So, reasonably, what's next?

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

In one very real sense, Monty has already won.

Agreed 100%. Monty has already made Rekieta lose tens of thousands of dollars, if not six figures. It has cost Monty literally nothing, in cash or any other resource, to do so. Rekieta only stands to lose even more money now due to paying a settlement, or going to court. It's all downhill from here financially.

Whatever happened to April's case btw? The one they were both no-shows for? It's my understanding she had 10 days to make it right? We're past that now, aren't we?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Just a reminder of Nick's reaction to another appeal

Rekietabros, I don't feel so good Rekietabros

Null has too much class to give this the revenge it deserves.

Aaron is "not a fan" of American Beauty.

OH, IT'S SO OVER!!!

Ooh that’s a (burned) bridge too far.

Aaron has made some curious comments which I believe may be intended to imply that his estranged wife April is living with Nick Rekieta, or at least still around his household often, but it may be referencing some other thing which isn't public knowledge yet.

As mentioned earlier, he cracked a "Corner Demon" joke.

He said something about how his home has always been his "primary address" and then said he's "dancing between the raindrops"? I will have to go back to that.

Aaron then said, "I would think, if I was somewhere and I didn't want someone to say anything about me, I'd be the nicest fucking person in the world to that human being." He then said "I certainly wouldn't tell them that they're a monster and they're a bad person, and they're all of this, I wouldn't do that. I'm not saying anyone has."

Aaron then went into his admission about doing coke and molly in the last 6 months. He insists his kids were never around when he did drugs:
"You're not a good dad if you do this. And by the way, my kids were never.... At least for me. [Cohost laughs] I can only speak for me. My kids were never around when I did any of that stuff. Speak for myself."

Warski and PPP will have a field day, between this and the appeal fail.

Liz Fong-Jones vibes.

*lisps, swirling whiskey glass* "Hey Aaron? Let's...let's have. A girl talk. I heard what you said. About the Balldo. The other day..."

New poll suggestion when Rackets officially fails at 14 Locals streams in May:

Would you rather:

A “girl-talk” with Liz Fong Jones
Or
A midnight shower call with Nick

 

[Sharpeteer]

Whatever happened to April's case btw? The one they were both no-shows for? It's my understanding she had 10 days to make it right? We're past that now, aren't we?

That's passed, and they did nothing. She has to pay. Nick is the worst fake lawyer on planet Earth.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Aaron interview on MATI when?

They can bond over shower texts.

Dear god I want this so bad if just for the pure, white hot seethe a Josh-Aaron bonding session will induce in Rackets

 

[Potatoherder]

He totally isn't mad though. Hopefully my net stays stable enough to capture the chat log. He was super early with posting stream links.

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1792747742852513921

 

[Gorton Colu]

I still can't believe that Nick managed to make new irl adult temporary friends and the only things he could think to do with them were drugs, half-naked hot tub streams, and gay sex store tours.

 

[Sharpeteer]

the only things he could think to do with them were drugs, half-naked hot tub streams, and gay sex store tours.

It's almost as if these kinds of friendships are terrible, and doomed to fail.

You eventually get over the other person as there is no real common ground, and you just don't care anymore.

 

[Sam Losco]

That's roughly the same timeframe that Nick Rekieta did his stand-up show that Steel Toe Morning Show was also attending. Ain't it funny how that happens?

It's terrifying to think that Aaron saw Nick's act and thought, "This is a guy I should be hanging out with."

 

[Balldo's Gate]

He totally isn't mad though.

Nick sounds like he's gonna FEAAAAAAAASE!

 

[Chug Smuckle]

Man, Aaron might've been the fastest burned bridge so far. Who's left at this point? Kurt, kinda. EVS, kinda. What about coom, he seems to have moved on to leech off of EVS and adjacent.

 

[Bepis]

Man, Aaron might've been the fastest burned bridge so far. Who's left at this point? Kurt, kinda. EVS, kinda. What about coom, he seems to have moved on to leech off of EVS and adjacent.

He's still got Ralph, who is a very stable individual and never turns on anybody over the tiniest offenses.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wonder if Aaron didn't turn on him he would've canceled the show.