Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[2005 Honda Civic]

He just said he wanted to nail Randazza to a cross.

 

[clipartfan92]

He need some milk.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

The Crypt Keeper has a bigger nose than I remember.

Give the holes in your liver and brain a second to breathe before downing another drink, dude.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

HE'S DOING THE PAT FINGER

 

[AltisticRight]

What is this drunken fucking demented skeleton even saying? None of these "jokes" are funny, it's just a mishmash of schizophrenia.

 

[Gan Ying]

"Anime sucks"... didn't he have a Veritech fighter on his bookshelf for all those years?

Pretty sure that's the superchatter's name: "Anime sucks cope and sneed." He's that guy that always sends Null fat farting dragon porn on MATI.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

He's almost tipping over while jerking his right arm. He looks like he's trying to tug at his whiskey dick lmao

 

[Not Even Twice]

Catching up on the last 20 or so pages. So he's got his "pillstream" and he's switching between "I love you Jim" and "Fuck you Medicare, die!"

Only thing he needs now to have gone full Ralph is to end this stream (allegedly) jerking off to some underage streamer and yelling at his wife that it's not even hot outside.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

There was a point where it looked like he was going to faint and then came back. Either that or he was about to throw up and fought it.
We really need a clip of that part. I don't have OBS set up, but it looked scary, man.

 

[RollingRock2]

KingCobraJFS gets stuck in loops when he gets drunk but he is literally retarded in addition to having smoked spice huffed spray paint and computer duster

 

[clipartfan92]

What you're seeing right now is what happens when the stimulants are wearing off and all of the alcohol starts to take over.

 

[Hammersmith]

I think the corner demon is tard wrangling him to end the stream

 

[Potatoherder]

Ralph chimes in with more defense of Nick. There were 2 twitter posts between this and Ralph's last message. No one is talking about Nick.

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1792825957025550428

 

[DogZero]

said people shouldnt look to him for advice, he is trying to end the stream but can't, he literally can't find the button. Played the Law and Order clip where he says "that means your gay" .

HAHAA he is saying theres gonna be a locals stream after this!!!

In more ways than one.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

His pause after reading the "Hate to see you like this" chat made me think somewhere deep down his 3 remaining brain cells realized this is a shitshow

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

LOCALS STREAM!?

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Whaddya think kiwis, Locals stream afterwards yes or no? Tsar Nicholas says maybe

 

[Not Even Twice]

Did he just try to read the same message like 11 times?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I can say my alogging is a total ralphamale win. And I haven't had to pay for a single chat.

 

[murph]

He's about to fall out of the chair. Yawning now. Got to take a nap so he can drive the kids to whateverthefuck in about 3 hours.