Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Stupor Mario]

lol lady in room I heard her

What kind of psychopath would just sit there while he continually crashed and burned that hard and not force him to end the stream like hours ago?

 

[Not Even Twice]

I do think the DSP moment was him trying to mock DSP.

Not watching the Locals, was it April or Kayla in the background?

 

[变性黑鬼]

Just called null a pedo

If Null ends up being the second person suing him alongside Montegraph I'm going to laugh myself into a coma.

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The funniest part of this is that the Disco Elysium guy is supposed to be 52 years old LOLE

 

[macrodegenerate]

Watching again he appears to be mocking DSP incident. But so shit faced that he can barely stay awake. I don't think this is a flex, Nick.

He isn't. Notice how he wipes one hand on his chest. He's mirroring what he's doing with the other sub consciousnessly.

 

[Heather Mason 2]

I'm really worried about the kids now. He is definitely retarded enough to drive drunk in his state.

I'd like to think that his oldest kids are wise enough to tell him to get fucked and look after the younger ones. When the parents are retarded fuckups kids eventually learn they need to care for themselves

 

[JCDenthog]

This stream was like a nuclear detonation, and just a nuclear explosion soon we will observe the fallout starting probably tomorrow morning.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nah he's fine. Just needs a few more drinks and another mid stream goon sesh to clear his mind and he'll be set

Just 2 hours of sleep. He's fine.

 

[MySonDavid]

I legit think he was masturbating in that clip. It starts just about 12 minutes before the stream ends. If you rewind just before that he says "Why would you do this? Why now?" Then he leans forward and it looks like he is pulling his dick out with his left hand, I swear to god.

 

[2005 Honda Civic]

Not sure what's going on with Locals. I'm monitoring the situation.

 

[TV's Adam West]

>can't beat Metokur, who's literally dying of cancer aids
>Can't beat Null who's a legit autist who spergs about cheese
>Can't beat Andy, a literal crackhead who's claim to fame is convincing his friend to pull a gun on drunks
>Getting compared to Gunt

This kills the liver.

 

[Smithy129]

hes half way to a fentanyl zombie holy shit nick

 

[Shagedan]

we got anyone in there? Every story needs its third act. Act one was the first hour when he actually talked about the case, Act 2 was the 2 hours of schizo ramblings after.

Stream is definitely not happening. He is most likely passed out. I am archiving this shitshow in the very likely event it gets taken down.

 

[DogZero]

Not sure what's going on with Locals. I'm monitoring the situation.

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HAHAHA He ain't heard no Bell!

Someone restream this shit if he goes live.

OOPS!

 

[macrodegenerate]

Just 2 hours of sleep. He's fine.

On Alcohol and coke? You are lucky to get a single REM cycle in that period sober. You need at least six cycles to be at a state where you are not cognitively impaired.
He isn't streaming tomorrow because there's not going to be a tomorrow for him. If he's smart, he is should write the whole day off today. Start back up Wednesday.

 

[Joggin Noggin]

Not sure what's going on with Locals. I'm monitoring the situation.

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Cxum get sum. Spoken like a true scholar

 

[Hammersmith]

>Null loses the appeal to the 10th circuit court and the Supreme Court denies his writ
"Aw shucks guys, shit happens. Life moves on and we'll tackle this one step at a time.

>Rekieta loses one appeal
>Pillstream 2.0 happens
>Calls Null an autist who can't read social cues

You can't make this shit up.

 

[Shagedan]

HAHAHA He ain't heard no Bell!

Someone restream this shit if he goes live.

OOPS!

What the fuck was that bell he was talking about ringing on accident??

 

[zimzam88]

Just 2 hours of sleep. He's fine.

Yeah and then after the 2 hours of sleep he will go take his kids around town to all their homeschooling coop obligations where he also used to (still does?) teach a class.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Not sure what's going on with Locals. I'm monitoring the situation.

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Look at that drunk type.

On Alcohol and coke? You are lucky to get a single REM cycle in that period sober. You need at least six cycles to be at a state where you are not cognitively impaired.

That's the joke. Nick himself believes 2 hours of sleep is enough to sleep off a night of getting wasted.

 

[Heed Not]

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Hey now, Harry was considered one of the best detectives on the force in his prime. When was rekeita ever considered a practicing lawyer, least of all the top in his state?