Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kandinsky]

Now Nicky is gonna delete it there as well since he totally doesn't read his thread.

He would have figured it out after the headache subsided in about 9 hours.


Does anyone have the approximate timestamp of stuff on the nose? I'm going through it and didn't see it. Screenshots for those of us who have less attention to detail would be greatly appreciated.

I noticed he made another joke about the Catholic Church and children? What's up with the pedophile jokes? Joke about Vito and pedophilia follow up about 3 minutes after the Catholic Church joke. Jesus, even his LawTube buddy Legal Vices was trying to dig him out of the hole that was last night's stream. I'm sorry I wasn't there to see it in real time.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If I were theoetically going to watch this live for the first time, what timestamp should I start at?

2:07:06 he starts coping about the case and shit talking the judge. Goes into the 'vaginal liquor' line. Don't know if that's a good 'starting' point but it's where that line is.

 

[Fapcop]

Dear lord…

Eyes: swimming going everywhere.
Can’t sit up on a chair to save his life.
Hair: looks like he woke up in the ditch.
Rants: Bitter and somehow beyond schizodrunk.
Voice: Sounds like that guy in the bar finishing others drinks after they leave.
Nose: Clearly clogged to the gills with Peruvian marching powder.

What a stream. Can’t believe I ever used to like or respect that loser.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

It's wild that this fag fancies himself a "comedian". Nick is painfully unfunny. Dude has the sense of humor of a teenage boy, it's all dick, ass, pussy on repeat. I guess it makes sense though since he's trying to be Dax Jr. now.

I dunno, I’ve been laughing all morning.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

also can I say I like Racket's take on Ralph's novel legal strategy. Its a interesting spin instead of "y'hanaw I'm dumb as hell" rackets has turned it into "y'hanaw you and mah lawyer are dumb as hell and literally retarded!"

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

I dunno, I’ve been laughing all morning.

Nick is truly at his funniest when he's lost a lawsuit, and is sloshed out of his mind while the ghost of Jimothy Metokur haunts him in chat. I don't know if it's a Greek tragedy, or comedy.

 

[bigasscigar]

A week or so after DSP shits on Rekietya, he lost the appeal and has his worst pillstream moment.
Yea, im thinking DSP wins another one!

 

[Elmo]

3:27:24 Rackets mentions @Null specifically and then keeps talking about his weight.

3:28:18 Rackets talks about why Josh has any popularity.

3:33:16 Another Null mention where he pretend shoots himself in the head.

3:38:47 Nick says to never trust Keffals with a kid.

3:39:45 Nick says he wouldn't trust Ralph with a kid either.

Edited to skip various drunken ramblings.

 

[Oliver Onions]

The final frame of nicks pillstream.

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I made some final episode edits. The first one got a bit fucked up in the filter so I included the clean version.

 

[AltisticRight]

Dear lord…

Eyes: swimming going everywhere.
Can’t sit up on a chair to save his life.
Hair: looks like he woke up in the ditch.
Rants: Bitter and somehow beyond schizodrunk.
Voice: Sounds like that guy in the bar finishing others drinks after they leave.
Nose: Clearly clogged to the gills with Peruvian marching powder.

What a stream. Can’t believe I ever used to like or respect that loser.

Time to repent, Scandinavian Incel Prude.
Still want a piece of Our Wife?

 

[Tour of Italy]

Low effort meme.




It’s hard to meme this because every intervening domino is equally insane, but here we are.

 

[Niggernerd]

Did he just pull a fucking dsp?

 

[East_Clintwood]

Does anyone have the approximate timestamp of stuff on the nose? I'm going through it and didn't see it.

2hr50 ish when he gets back from his "bathroom break"

Screenshots for those of us who have less attention to detail would be greatly appreciated.

There's some in the excellent summary in the Happenings thread:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/community-driven-happenings-feed-version-2.114933/post-18402150

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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Was this a parody or did he actually do it?

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Remember how he said that Eric July supposedly got a ton of messages about how bad his appearance on Rekieta was? I wonder if he actually got that feedback himself this time and reached a slight moment of clarity.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

If I were theoetically going to watch this live for the first time, what timestamp should I start at?

You need to experience the whole thing, minus the first bathroom break (45 min of dead air)

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I have found footage of Racket's on his "checking on lady racket's" break. Terrifying stuff!

 

[Schmeated Ted]

If I were theoetically going to watch this live for the first time, what timestamp should I start at?

Really need to take a look at 2:50:40 I believe for when he comes back from his second 'pee' break with the visible coke on his nose. 2:50:52 has him lean his head back and it's extra visible.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Did he just pull a fucking dsp?

Everyone is shitting on his drunk ass but we need answers to this.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

If I were theoetically going to watch this live for the first time, what timestamp should I start at?

The whole stream is crazy. After the 45 minute bathroom break is totally unhinged, beyond Ralph levels of fucking his own shit up.

Nick is most animated about going off on Metokur, his own lawyer, Monty, the judge in his case, and literally everyone else he has grievances with off the top of his head, during the third hour, starting just before the 2 hour mark after getting back from his first (45 minute) bathroom break. He is very fucked up but he isn't QUITE as intoxicated as he will be later in the stream, he can still read chats without too much difficulty. He spends most of the 3rd hour with Metokur in the chat winding him up about his lolsuit.

Nick is most fucked up in the last 70 minutes or so, after he gets back from his second shorter bathroom break around 2:50:00 with what appears to be astrangely whitened left nostril. But by this point he is too intoxicated to make coherent points. It's just rambling. He reads out chats multiple times - I didn't count but it felt like a few got read like five times and responded to as if they were brand new. He had to lean into the screen and I think also close one eye to even read the fucking things. He also talks to the woman sitting in his corner at the end (last 10 seconds of the stream) and she is CLEARLY audible.

Basically I agree with the below post though

You need to experience the whole thing, minus the first bathroom break (45 min of dead air)