Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.8%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 91 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 124 36.9%

  • Total voters
    336
I am gonna assume that the previous thread poll was taken down before the closing date because "no, he's not gonna do the 14 Locals streams" was winning by a landslide. I think it was like 92% to 8% or some shit. LOL.

Now we got this:

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Dick Masterson is right. Continue to drink Rekieta. Everything is alright. :drink:
Dick Masterson revels in the enablement of self-destruction of anyone who is foolish enough to take him seriously.

He's such a bitter old faggot I can only guess it's the resentment of his status as a Hollywood never-has-been that makes is so he only gets satisfaction out of pushing everyone else to ruin their lives while he ACK-ACK-ACKs maniacally at them.

How many are there now? Maddox, that kiwi he encouraged to sexually harass women, Mint Salad, Aesterious, Digi Brony, Ethan Ralph, Rekieta, he's now pushing EVS to promote Vito the Pedo on his streams, if there is any reason to hate ComicsGate, that would be number 1 on the list.
 
Dick Masterson is right. Continue to drink Rekieta. Everything is alright.
If you engage with Dax you're a retard.

You can always count on him to have the absolute worst takes and stances on absolutely everything. Everything from exploitation of kids in movies, to desecrating grave sites, to enabling addicts, to not being sincere about anything you say, how to handle the business of somebody you don't like, the list goes on.
 
How are you getting archive.ph to work for you on twitter? It just stalls out for me and never gets an archive. No other archiver seems to work for twitter anymore.
I'm not doing anything special, just pasting the links into the red box on the front page and clicking save. I've noticed before that it does just stall out sometimes, but it seems to occur randomly, and I can't think of any particular reason why. It only happens occasionally for me though and most times it works without a hitch.
 
If you engage with Dax you're a retard.

Rekieta, if you are reading this. They are wrong, okay?
People are just being WEIRD. Dax is your friend and wants what's best for you!
If you're in doubt about your life choices, is just because you didn't drink enough! So drink! :drink:
You'll find success at the bottom of your whisky bottle!
It's FUNNY. And people are being WEIRD. People are so WEIRD.
 
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I was searching through some of his old videos this morning to show how much he's aged in six years so I decided to get out a marker pen and had a few sniffs so that I can enhance my Autism and also my Dyslexia. The Corner Demon is real!

Six years ago this was Nick's office, directly behind him is a window and door but also on his right there is a window:
Six years ago, Nick lived in a different house.

See below for a diagram of the likely layout of the room. The below diagram was determined via property listing photos and photos posted by Nick himself of his streaming setup. The lair of the corner demon is in front of Rekieta and to his right.

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Consult the below post for more information:

Here are two pictures of his streaming room from the old property listing. The first photo is the actual room itself (it must be taken from the door) and the second photo is of the entrance itself.
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Here's a photo of his setup posted by Nick:

His desk appears to be set up in the middle of the room, with enough space behind him for a bookcase. He has two external monitors to his left (the below photo is not mirrored, as shown by the text on the screens). His streaming camera is not mirrored either, meaning to look at his screens he would either look straight ahead or to his left (to the right of the screen when on stream).

Here is a rough diagram of what the room is likely to look like based on the known pictures:
 
So i know turkey tom is probably gonna make a video on him at some point, but can someone give me a TLDR about what the hells going on with this?
Started back in 2022 when he started getting way too open with the audience in a voyeuristic way by summer vacation to a swinger resort during cuck week.
After his ban from mass flagging by troons who stupidly and openly bragged about was reinstated. Then decided to make changes to his show he was always vague about.
Now it featured drunken degenerates like Faran, Camelot, host of literal whos. Started experimenting with drugs/edibles. Wine mom sex fantasy 24/7 in Locals chat. Fast forward 2 years of drunken retardation drug use.
We got off the last arc with Steel Toe which was a shitshow. Now we witness the further spiral.

Behold the Omni Cow, the one foretold by the great Feeders of old. Doubling down, dabbing even on all other cow behavior.
Look forward to his divorce arc and dating a barely legal schizo girl. Still has some way to go the eclipse Ralph and Boogie there buddies!!!!!

But don't believe the evidence of your eyes and ears. His "fans" and other "content creators" will tell you he has always been this way! Totally fine and normal, he has never been better!!!

Edit-Left out half of what I posted?
 
I remember back in December when @Balldo's Gate released the MANdy cut and how much innocent the catfish story was to this wreck of a stream and his "Dear John" rant. This dude once had it all and is now burning through everything just to satisfy his alcohol and drug addiction. He has driven away every person who told him to get help. He is the maker of his own fate.
DSP is live now, 450 viewers, happy, laughing, playing with his cat. Then asks for tips while snorting. Interesting contrast.

He will outlive everyone.
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Say what you want about DSP but this dude always comes out on top.
 
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