Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

It clearly didn't work but snorting coke shouldn't take that long, he did something else.

Maybe he's shooting the coke? It can be hard to find a vein when you're that wasted.

It went against him.

What Nick really needs to do here is file another appeal. I'm sure Randazza will be happy to handle it for him. If Monty's going to own his Mustang anyway, he might as well just see if Randazza will take it in trade.

Shower call in Jeremy's near future.

While it seems likely that Rekieta would be fantasizing about Null when he's beating off in the shower, it seems unlikely that he'd be fantasizing about The QuarterPounder.

Drunkards sweat and perspire pretty easily. It's why you can "smell" a drunk and ID someone as intoxicated without even talking to them or watching them stumble around.

I'm not sure if they sweat any more than anybody else but you can definitely smell them. I've always thought there were a couple of reasons for this: firstly, they don't shower or bathe as much as non-boozers/druggies. Secondly, a large proportion of whatever drugs and alcohol somebody is using gets excreted through sweat, so you can literally smell whatever it is that they're using in the stink that they give off.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So rekieta gave himself post rekieta stream regret? Lmfao.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

LOL! Dipshit didn't even pretend to give himself a chance to calm down for a stream and dove right into drinking himself to near death live on stream! I was really banking on Wednesday, more time for the seethe to stew under his skin.

"This drunken disaster and me jacking off mid stream wasn't my fault! It was April, that bitch! I can't believe she brought all this DRAMA into my life! It's just so WEIRD. What was she thinking getting divorced from my gay crush and moving into my house!?"

- Nick Rekieta, yelling angrily at Angel Cat who looks down in shame, repeated over and over in a drunken hell of his own making.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He looks worse taking them down. First of all the farms have them saved so that means traffic to want to see it will be directed the forums so anyone who wants to see it will be directed here to read more about the escapades of Balldo and secondly he can’t scream the twitter and Elissa clips, and believe me folks those clips are everywhere doing numbers, are clipped out of context now because he deleted the streams

Oh I never said he was smart in doing so. lol

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

want to address one thing: people are pulling for Aaron to "pull up" and be a better man, because of various reasons I don't need to list here.

Aaron is an adulterer that left his pregnant wife and two children to be with a whore.

way I see it is that perhaps whatever happened in the last few months gives him the wakeup call that he's been doing some fucked stuff and needs to repent. Personally couldn't say what's on his mind but I would be fine with this being a tough lesson for aaron, it does appear he does have some regret over starting to slide into rackets-tier degeneracy but it is true the good act does not really wash out the bad.

I honestly don't think he deserves death but he probably earned mostif not all of the humiliation and pain that came with swinging with the rekeitas and the eventual fall out with that. what's death compared to Getting called a faggot on the kino casino and then having to suck their cock on your own stream later.

death is a very final and harsh thing I would personally only reserve for kid diddlers and the like I don't think the lesson of the adulteress woman in the gospel was to cast that first stone

 

[Truly Rural]

He should have pursued Mandy and leave April alone. This makes him a homewrecker. His DSP moment does look more like fap than a seizure. I've seen seizures with motions like that sadly many times in my life but the movement is never near as vigorous as with Nick. If Seizure caused jerking that rapid I'd expect him to fall down. In any case I can't comprehend the "appeal" to jerk a wet whiskey noodle. Since I'm on the alcoholic dick topic, what possessed a woman to wreck her family and go with limp dick unwashed manchild?

 

[Captain Manning]

So, remember when I said like a week or so ago we probably aren't gonna beat Keffals after all, because Muta dropped that video, and then Ana Kasparian did like a 20 minute disavow of Keffals on The Young Turks?

Well... yesterday, and especially last night, dramatically changed things.

Keffals:


This thread:


53 pages away now, and closing rapidly.

 

[TheTDman]

Oh I never said he was smart in doing so. lol

I wonder if Randazza got in touch with him and told him to take them down since he vomited out stupid shit that might get him in more legal trouble. Has he ever pulled a stream down where he goes on a drunken stupor before, I don't remember.

EDIT: Sorry I forgot he did it when he drunkenly hit on MAN-dy.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

might

might? or definitely will?

I'm genuinely curious actually is there precedent for calling your judge a retard that doesn't understand the law? Only thing I know of is the gag orders those judges put on trump to compare to but I think that's a little different than rackets case

 

[break these cuffs]

LOL! Dipshit didn't even pretend to give himself a chance to calm down for a stream and dove right into drinking himself to near death live on stream! I was really banking on Wednesday, more time for the seethe to stew under his skin.

He isn't listening to anyone in his life anymore. I doubt he's had much self control for a years at this point, but he's always had EVS , a lawtube acquittance , or even Kayla at one point to reel him back. Now he's not only sent himself farther off the rails, but he won't listen to anyone who still bothers to tell him to stop and I'm betting that April is just telling him anything he wants to hear. I truly believe this is the Nick he always wanted to be. He was denied it by his parents, grandparents, the church; he's rebelling everyone who's every expected anything of him because he's a spoiled selfish degenerate.

 

[Feyd-Robert Rekieta]

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Dick Masterson is right. Continue to drink Rekieta. Everything is alright.

Two theories on Dick's take on this shit show.

Either he finds Nick's benders entertaining and sees Nick as his toy.
Or he gets off on taking your stereotypical traditional Christian households and turning them into circuses. Its like a victory for him.
I mean, I guess it could be both.

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

Pretty wild what a difference 5 years makes

 

[DumbDude43]

what possessed a woman to wreck her family and go with limp dick unwashed manchild?

aprils """family""" was just aaron, a turbo loser who has to e-beg for peanuts to make ends meet
meanwhile nick the limp dick unwashed manchild lives in a millionaires mansion and allegedly gives her free coke (not a cheap drug btw)

 

[Sharpeteer]

I wonder if Randazza got in touch with him and told him to take them down since he vomited out stupid shit that might get him in more legal trouble. Has he ever pulled a stream down where he goes on a drunken stupor before, I don't remember.

Yep, he's done this before. The "IF I WERE SINGLE" clip where he drunkenly said how much he wanted to have sex with "Mandy." He tried to get rid of it, but did a really bad job at it.

EDIT: Sorry I forgot he did it when he drunkenly hit on MAN-dy.

Looks like you beat me to the explanation with your edit lol

But it's because of incidents like that, and this most recent stream that I absolutely believe that when he tries to get rid of a video or stream, it's not because somebody told him it was a good idea (like his lawyer for example), because this man never listens to any idea that isn't his, or was explained in a "faggy way." He does this when he accidentally tells the truth.

 

[deeman]

Enabler’s insight: This reminds me of an acquaintance mixing Benzos with alcohol. The only combo worse than this in my eyes if abusing opiates. If Nick was my friend I would give him an intervention.

Nah, he is far too mellow too be mixing that shit, he would've been more aggro towards Metokur than just randomly trying to make fun of him, it would be pure death-threating and screaming and probably a pretty scared wife running for both her and her kids life out of the house if he was benzoed and pissed in that state, if you know, you know. This is uppers and abundace of alcohol most def.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

way I see it is that perhaps whatever happened in the last few months gives him the wakeup call that he's been doing some fucked stuff and needs to repent. Personally couldn't say what's on his mind but I would be fine with this being a tough lesson for aaron, it does appear he does have some regret over starting to slide into rackets-tier degeneracy but it is true the good act does not really wash out the bad.

I honestly don't think he deserves death but he probably earned mostif not all of the humiliation and pain that came with swinging with the rekeitas and the eventual fall out with that. what's death compared to Getting called a faggot on the kino casino and then having to suck their cock on your own stream later.

death is a very final and harsh thing I would personally only reserve for kid diddlers and the like I don't think the lesson of the adulteress woman in the gospel was to cast that first stone

Aaron, on his own faltering path, got a look into the future of the misery that lay in store for him and went, "I will NOT put on the balldo! Stay back Satan!".

That is good and should be praised.

 

[Gorton Colu]

He also talked about not being compatible with Rekieta, personality and status wise, but only really found out gradually that they had little in common.

I imagine this epiphany occurred when they went on their field trip to a sex toy store.

 

[Strix454]

is this just speculation or a fact?

What was known until last night was that Aaron talked in ways that suggested she was living at their house, that he had to talk through them to talk to her and that there were unspecified things in the way of him going over to their house.
There was also the corner demon. A person in the room while Nick streams that Nick is frequently looking over to. A person who appeared right around the time that April left Aaron.
The confirmation - such as it is - came last night with the voice in the room with Nick talking to him at the end of the stream which seems a good match for April's voice.

Some people will question if that was absolute proof. Some people might dispute if its really April's voice. But that is the sum of what is known right now.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

i can see why he is lolcow of the year

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If only Nick was a well known as Chris then we'd have weebs driving by taking photos of her car in his driveway.