Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
Two theories on Dick's take on this shit show.

Either he finds Nick's benders entertaining and sees Nick as his toy.
Or he gets off on taking your stereotypical traditional Christian households and turning them into circuses. Its like a victory for him.
I mean, I guess it could be both.
Dick is enjoying the show just like we are. We all get to watch the train crash and everything explode and then go home to our own lives at the end of the spectacle. Dick wouldn't piss on Nick if he were on fire, he'd never interrupt the show
 
meanwhile nick the limp dick unwashed manchild lives in a millionaires mansion and allegedly gives her free coke (not a cheap drug btw)
I actually considered drugs may be part of the attraction. I'm not familiar with Aaron and April, but I'm glad to know she has no kids to abandon.
 
might? or definitely will?

I'm genuinely curious actually is there precedent for calling your judge a retard that doesn't understand the law? Only thing I know of is the gag orders those judges put on trump to compare to but I think that's a little different than rackets case
It's Nick's Constitutional Right to call the judge overseeing his case a retard, so long as he doesn't violate 1A and I support his right to do so. I hope he calls the Honorable Jennifer Fischer a retard as often as possible because it's funny and I think the consequences of him doing so will be even funnier.
 
I feel sorry for Balldo's kids though (:_(
I think everyone does at this point. Dads always drunk and mom’s off on another soma holiday. I’m starting to wonder why Rackets doesn’t let anyone else babysit, is it cause everyone outside the family or an NDA’d babysitter would realize how neglected the kids actually are?
 
sorry he's gonna deflect and pretend it wasn't bad or that it didn't happen at all with a glass of whiskey in his hand
I genuinely think he's beyond that point. If he is able to put up that facade, it wouldn't be for long. It's likely moot anyway. Null has teased that the entirety of tonight's MATI stream may be going over at least part of Nick's Pillstream. That should prompt another spergout as soon as the lil guy feels up to it.
 
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>mfw it looked like my favorite gamba crack fiend was set in stone to win lolcow of the year only for balldo to do his best to steal the election again
 
It's Nick's Constitutional Right to call the judge overseeing his case a retard, so long as he doesn't violate 1A and I support his right to do so. I hope he calls the Honorable Jennifer Fischer a retard as often as possible because it's funny and I think the consequences of him doing so will be even funnier.
Jennifer Fischer is a nigger loving whore
 
Holy shit what a shit show.
Jacking off on stream, looking like a legit coke fiend.
Thankfully it's all gonna be OK once he makes it big with his comedy routine.

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To me, this looks like he is shoving a head down. I doubt he is that fast with a dry rub.
Edit: At the 20 second mark sounds like someone is gasping.
 
sorry he's gonna deflect and pretend it wasn't bad or that it didn't happen at all with a glass of whiskey in his hand
my bet is that he is going to say the exact same thing Masterson said: "woow you thought THAT was drinking? you obviously don't go to many parties LOL, that was nothing!"
he has full approval of his e-daddy, this will not make a change on him.
 
Trust distributions are normal income. They are taxable, and they are accessible for purposes of alimony. She will get a hell of an alimony payment from him. The wealth contained in the trust will be inaccessible.
Right. I don’t think many people understand how trusts work and can be structured. They can protect some assets, like their current house being owned by a trust but Kayla could still claim she’s accustomed to being housed in a home of X value and X square feet and be compensated in the divorce as such. Trust fund kids get taken to the cleaners in divorces all the time. The trust income is viewed just like any other type of income.

Never mind that trusts are updated or created with new heirs in mind and his grandparents created the trust. This usually means their children (Nick’s parents and probably others) get the biggest shares and then it gets watered down with every heir. Nick’s parents can live like kings, Nick doesn’t have to work and his large family is provided for, by the time it gets time for his five kids they can probably look forward to college educations paid for, a nice down payment on a house and four figure disbursement once a year if they are lucky. (I’m assuming Nick kids are far from the only great grandchildren that will benefit from the trust and that shit goes fast when it has to be split among 10-20 people)
 
I think everyone does at this point. Dads always drunk and mom’s off on another soma holiday. I’m starting to wonder why Rackets doesn’t let anyone else babysit, is it cause everyone outside the family or an NDA’d babysitter would realize how neglected the kids actually are?
They are just trust fund tokens to him. He's done his part, now he's just waiting for his parents to die. Then he will assume his final balldoman form.
 
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Nose: Clearly clogged to the gills with Peruvian marching powder
His nose isn’t just clogged. It’s swollen. His mucus membranes are in full-scale inflammatory revolt because he’s snorting very irritating crap too often and in large amounts. It’s a disgusting and uncomfortable state of affairs and if you give a shit about yourself, once it’s happened a few times you wake up to how fucking gross it all is and cut back or stop.
 
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