Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Orc-Chud]

To me, this looks like he is shoving a head down. I doubt he is that fast with a dry rub.
Edit: At the 20 second mark sounds like someone is gasping.

It would be based if he got head under the table, it would be funny if he jerked off under the table, but the sad bitter truth is that it was just a very unfunny dsp joke.

 

[JamusActimus]

Typical Ham sandwich behavior. Occidental haplogroup 4 is done giving order around here, the ham sandwich race influence is waning. You were once a noble and powerful race but now you're plagued by All Gull. Your body betrays your degeneracy little one. You will never see a proud semenese fall that far down.

 

[JDFromGB]

Definitely thought, after seeing a clip here, not during the live stream, that ape was under the table again.

 

[Pelican Bones]

It would be based if he got head under the table, it would be funny if he jerked off under the table, but the sad bitter truth is that it was just a very unfunny dsp joke.

There's a literal gagging sound at 20 seconds

 

[Strix454]

Despite always hiding the idea that he’s rich and always claiming that he doesn’t have a trust fund, and contending that there was no defamation… hiring a high end attorney like Randazza sure seems like something a rich trust fund kid who’s obviously guilty would do.

To me, it was more about Nick flexing and showing off. I dont think that the case required someone like Randazza and I don't think the things he is good at will help Nick much in the case.

 

[JamusActimus]

Is this "the expression"

 

[Orc-Chud]

There's a literal gagging sound at 20 seconds

I genuinely don’t hear it. Do you really think though that she sat in the corner watching him for hours, then army crawled under the desk without making a single noise or bumping into the table or anything, and sucked his dick and made him cum in 9 seconds, then he said the iconic DSP quote coincidentally, then continued streaming, and also she army crawled back out from under the desk without making a single noise, or just hid under there for the rest of the stream.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I genuinely don’t hear it. Do you really think though that she sat in the corner watching him for hours, then army crawled under the desk without making a single noise or bumping into the table or anything, and sucked his dick and made him cum in 9 seconds, then he said the iconic DSP quote coincidentally, then continued streaming, and also she army crawled back out from under the desk without making a single noise, or just hid under there for the rest of the stream.

Well, it's there. Do you really think the man that read the same superchat 9 times in a row was also cognizant enough to make a random ass DSP joke for absolutely no reason?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

As I listen to Nick's disjointed and incoherent ramblings, I'm hit with an epiphany: he's basically Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. The degeneracy, the lack of impulse control, the nonsensical rants layered with non sequiturs; he's just an unfunny Master Shake. Seriously, listen to this clip and tell me you couldn't imagine it coming from Nick with worse delivery.

 

[Incredible Mister]

I haven't seen a picture of him since the Dear John stream and now it looks like he has... nose flaps? He looks like a JustAWorm drawing come to life.

 

[JDFromGB]

Dear John stream link/clip?

 

[Journoscum]

Well, it's there. Do you really think the man that read the same superchat 9 times in a row was also cognizant enough to make a random ass DSP joke for absolutely no reason?

He says the exact quote. Normally I would agree with you but it's really too exact to be anything else.

 

[AltisticRight]

I wonder how many parts of the Bingo card ended up getting checked off after that disaster last night.

All three official cards have been completed.
"How to be a good YouTuber" SERIES will never happen, just like his 14 LOCALS streams this month.

Yeah, the first 3 cards are *basically* all completed.

 

[Pelican Bones]

He says the exact quote. Normally I would agree with you but it's really too exact to be anything else.

It's not the exact quote.

 

[esoteric reference]

First Rackets stream I've watched since he started talking about how much he loves drugs and sex. Can't imagine why he'd private the stream, this is just the logical conclusion of his degeneration. Nick, buddy, it was an excellent show! Have another drink, you've earned it! Don't listen to the haters, you deserve a cheeky sniff of cokearino every now and then. I think a modest modicum of meth could really help with your narcolepsy, bro. Boyfucker Jersh is just jealous that he can't go out and drive his mustang loaded to the gills on booze and pills, which is a fun good sexy time and would make all the incel prudes mad on the Internet. You should try it!

 

[Niggernerd]

watching his boring ass show is the only way to confirm because PPP, as funny as he is, just constantly straight up lies about everyone and everything ALL the time .

Honestly people in the sektur should probably stop being homosexuals to the the point PPPhalse tales doesn't sound true hmm??

 

[Space Pope]

Ashton is claiming track mark(s)

Oh, I recognize that shitty crop. Hi Ashton!

What’s going on with his arm? Is that a zit? Boil? General sore from picking at himself? Track mark? IV mark with that sticky tape residue line underneath?

I don't buy it. That kind of looks like a mole

I'm not seriously going to argue that it's track marks or something, but unless that mole grew in the last 6 months, it's not that either.

 

[CarlosDanger]

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He definitely was jerking for real

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Ashton is claiming track mark(s)

Someone earlier in the thread mentioned that maybe he was shooting the coke since how long it takes him to comeback to his streams? I wouldn't rule anything out, when you are in this kind of downward spiral with drugs and alcohol you will do whatever you can to get the most fucked up.

 

[Mouse Cop]

I listened to part of Aaron's (Steel Toe) stream tonight. Reading between the lines, I get the impression that Nick, Kayla and April are all heavy into serious drugs. That Aaron was the only one holding back, the only one asking questions, got identified as a buzzkill by Nick and eventually had to leave the group because he was ruining the "fun". April - presumably having to choose between drugs and Aaron - made her choice for drugs. Not really unexpected when you think about it.

Aaron would ask questions about the drugs Nick was doing and how often he was doing certain drugs. Nick apparently responded with WebMD style lectures about how safe everything was. He confirmed that Nick wasn't doing fentanyl. There was a vague part where he was talking about questioning Nick about taking something maybe two weekends in a row as to if it was dangerous to do that. But I couldn't figure out what he was talking about.

This all seems consistent. The last photo of Kayla looked as if she was in as bad shape as Nick. None of them have any time to do anything because they are all junkies.

Legitimately depressing if true. It lines up perfectly with them not feeding their kids. Kinda takes the funny out of it.

 

[Major]

I genuinely don’t hear it. Do you really think though that she sat in the corner watching him for hours, then army crawled under the desk without making a single noise or bumping into the table or anything, and sucked his dick and made him cum in 9 seconds, then he said the iconic DSP quote coincidentally, then continued streaming, and also she army crawled back out from under the desk without making a single noise, or just hid under there for the rest of the stream.

I honestly think he's just scratching his leg or balls