Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Finger Pistols]

So, how long until Nick's channel is reported for Community Guidelines violations and taken down?
BJ or not, the LawPope may have finally nuked his channel.

Is this Nick's version of the heal stream? When Ralph got his channel nuked after a livestream.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So april/kayla is literally just silently watching him for hours in the corner? WHY? What if the voice is just someone from outside the room walking by, why would she just silently watch for hours.

Yes. This has been known for over a month. Difference is now it's pretty clear it's April, not Kayla, whereas before that was just my hunch.

See the below post with more information which was posted a little over a month ago, in April. However the first believed appearance of the Corner Demon was on Rekieta's March 22 stream (it may have started before that but was too subtle)

THE CORNER DEMON IS REAL!
NICK REKIETA HAS BEEN STREAMING WITH AN UNKNOWN GUEST SECRETLY SITTING WATCHING HIM IN THE CORNER!

damn rackets is so wetbrain he can't get that telling the guy whose wife you stole to kill himself might have some consequences down the line lmfao.

And he wanted the guy to sign an NDA apparently....

Even if it was technically April who asked for an NDA you know where that delusional wetbrained idea came from - the same guy who had dreams of flying down to Florida and taking control of Rumble's corporate strategy while Rumble was trying to let a small to medium sized guaranteed income contract guy down easy

 

[Orc-Chud]

So how bad will it be when he fully loses the case?

He will have to sell his legendary platinum Balldo to pay for court fees

 

[Pizdec]

Corporate would like you to spot the difference between these pictures:


There is a difference, one of them is redeemable.

 

[Sharpeteer]

So how bad will it be when he fully loses the case?

Pretty bad.

Found the pic of his desk that I remembered being posted by our dear friend [Redacted]. In the bottom of the pic you can see that the back is indeed open. Or at least that's how it looks to me assuming he hasn't gotten a new desk since.
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What are those containers? Is that protein powder? lol 2023 balldoman was so optimistic and full of life

Wow looks like shit.

Forgive me for being a bit of a neat freak here, but clean your fucking desk man.

Also on the left that's definitely a 42g Muscle Milk. I know, as I drink those from time to time. Druggie Nick needs to be out with the old and in with the new, just free up the space for more druggies.

 

[Guntkvd]

So pretty much everyone who lays their eyes on Rekieta thinks that he's sick or dying, except for Juju the Good Friend.
What a fucking libertine, nihilistic piece of shit. Holy shit I'm mad.

 

[TexOffender]

What are those containers? Is that protein powder?

It's field of greens! Enter promo code NOSE for 10% off your first order of field of greens!

 

[Mikoyan]

So how bad will it be when he fully loses the case?

I think it depends, really. If he loses and only has to pay a pittance (plus costs of course) then there's a chance of a drunken laugh it off stream. That chance is smaller than it once was because Nick really can't seem to do lighthearted anymore.

If he loses big, look out below.

 

[Captain Manning]

It’s actually insane to me that kiwichuds believe in the corner demon.

Look, I dunno about this BJ thing, but the corner demon is absolutely real.

FFS, you got a female voice this time. Then you also have Aaron confirming the existence of the corner demon on his show. Plus all the other evidence @Balldo's Gate provided last month.

Like is this this some sort of thing where some people won't accept it because the idea of Nick hallucinating is funnier?

I don't get it.

Was she there for the full 30 minute (or however long it was) break? I dunno. Possibly not. She might have gotten up and left with him for that part. But there is absolutely... 100%... somebody in that fuckin' corner during at least some parts of his show.

And that somebody is probably April.

 

[This Post Is Satire]

As funny and kino as the blowjob under the desk thing is, it is getting retarded now. It’s really not true and people are hearing what they wanna hear.

It's even worse than that. Its the perfect distraction/scape goat for Nick to use as a get out of jail free card.
There's abundant evidence that Nick's "functional" alcoholic bit is rapidly approaching "dysfunctional" status, and its looking more and more like he is abusing hard drugs even if there isn't a smoking gun for it. Making a claim that he is getting head under the desk from someone who may or may not be in the house during a stream is going too far.
Even if everything people suspect about the drug use is true, Nick can just say to his paypig diehards:
"you believe that shit? it came from Kino Casino... they think I was getting a blowjob during a stream... I just had a few drinks during a stressful time and was feeling sleep deprived... that's all"
He can easily fight back the reasonable claims by throwing out the unreasonable claims as a lightning rod for criticism.
See also: the CIA wasn't involved in the JFK assassination because you probably believe in 5G vaccine microchips. Also, almost any claim of antisemitism following accusations of war crimes in Gaza.
You never need to bear responsibility for your actions if you have an effective enough lightning rod.

 

[Shark Senpai]

With regards to the desk question. I may be misremembering but isn't there lore that he has bottles on the floor under and around the desk? It could be they were out of the way or I'm wrong but it makes me wish for the timeline where there's just the awkward sound of bottles being shuffled around prior to the suspected BJ.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Did he also have an orgasm in under 10 seconds while black out drunk, then quote dsp?

Dude, you really think he orgasmed? C'mon. She sucked it for a couple of seconds because they're both zooted and she thinks it's hot. She's stripping and sitting in the corner, it's typical junkie retard behavior. There's a reason that Aaron is heated today over this, he knows what's going on.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Rackets has a corner demon and a desk succubus, clearly he needs to be exorcised.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

As funny and kino as the blowjob under the desk thing is, it is getting retarded now. It’s really not true and people are hearing what they wanna hear. He’s doing an imitation of DSP jerking off on stream in response to a chat message of furry art, the same person who spams MATI streams with those images. He talks to chat before and after. The idea he got a random BJ for a few seconds even when he was making the jacking off hand motion is implausible.

what's racket gonna do to me, sue me for defamation pro se?

NICKY RACKETS ALWAYS LIKED GETTING HIS PENIS SUCKED UNDER THE DESK.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Do you have a link for this?

Not a link but it's at the very end of the stream on Kick.

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

what's racket gonna do to me, sue me for defamation pro se?

NICKY RACKETS ALWAYS LIKED GETTING SUCKED UNDER THE DESK.

MONTAGRAPH ALWAYS LIKED LEGALLY FELTING WET BRAINED REKIETA

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Humble farmers of great renown, I come to you in a time of great need. Has anyone clipped the "animesuckscopeandsneed" loops that Rekieta did? I need them. If not, let me know, and I'll clip and post them here myself later

 

[dustnight]

As funny and kino as the blowjob under the desk thing is, it is getting retarded now. It’s really not true and people are hearing what they wanna hear. He’s doing an imitation of DSP jerking off on stream in response to a chat message of furry art, the same person who spams MATI streams with those images. He talks to chat before and after. The idea he got a random BJ for a few seconds even when he was making the jacking off hand motion is implausible.

Kayla (or April I guess, but when I heard the audio of the last few seconds of stream I thought it sounded like Kayla before even seeing anyone speculate) tells him to stop, because it’s gross and she does make disapproving faces at some of his lewd jokes when she’s been on stream so it checks out. That’s it. The “why do you do this, why now” is to chat and in response to the furry inflation porn.

Regardless, someone was in the room watching him jerk off. and our wife was supposedly asleep. soo who does that leave...

 

[deeman]

A shame you can't really see the reflections of his whiskey glass if there indeed is a ghoul haunting in the corner, wanting to suck his Dingley dong...

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Corporate would like you to spot the difference between these pictures:

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There is a difference, one of them is redeemable.

So who's going to do the let's play?