Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

You must imagine "owning" the kiwi farms by still streaming despite not having an audience except people watching your steep decline

oh no he's not imagining it. Don't let us karen farmers big league you, nick! I would be so felted and seething if you just downed a bottle (get maker's mark this time!), did a few lines, and fired up another 5 hour stream after midnight. Please I'd just be so owned as a scandinavian protestant WEIRD incel prude if you did this.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Alex Stein covertly dunking on Rekieta. This is brutal.
I don't know their history, but he obviously doesn't give a shit about Nick, mentioning Hedonism II, wearing The Dress™ as a kid and holding back laughs.

@elb <3

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I remember when the drinking was just a cute gimmick, or was presented as one at least.

 

[Seafarer]

So, how long until Nick's channel is reported for Community Guidelines violations and taken down?
BJ or not, the LawPope may have finally nuked his channel.

For the alleged BJ shit? Probably not since trying to explain it to whatever pajeet runs YouTube’s manual review stuff will probably just make him think you’re a schizo. For the drunken wreck stuff? Idk I don’t know what YT’s policy is on that.

Since Nick is effectively turning into Ralph (same shirt, alcoholism, nosedive, e-daddy, DIE MEDICARE, FUCK THE CASINO), I'm betting that whatever the truth is about the corner demon and all that goes (or cooms) with that, it's more insane and horrific than any reasonable person would think. Every time I thought either was at rock bottom they still went lower. Shit I didn't even think Nick would dare to stream after that lawsuit L.

All that we need is a proper Rekieta sex tape (which I’m kinda surprised we haven’t gotten yet) and the circle will be complete. If/when that happens I’m betting there will be more degenerate shit in there than Ralph huffing shit off his thumb.

 

[Mikoyan]

I remember when the drinking was just a cute gimmick, or was presented as one at least.

When 'drunk streams' were a special treat for the non-degen audience to hear funny stuff. Along with 'no tie Branca'.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I had been wondering when this would happen. Turns out sooner than I thought.

on his impending divorce.

 

[verymuchawful]

>tfw you'll never get your limp coke dick sucked by a succubus corner demon while you read out the same super chat saying "anime sucks, cope and sneed" 6 times and opening up 6 tabs of farting dragon fetish content

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

How much do you want to bet that the lawyer who hates Nick locally in Minnesota and thinks that he is a blight on the legal profession, hates him for reason OTHER than the fact that he dropped off paper work at his off in his shorts.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

All that we need is a proper Rekieta sex tape (which I’m kinda surprised we haven’t gotten yet) and the circle will be complete. If/when that happens I’m betting there will be more degenerate shit in there than Ralph huffing shit off his thumb.

There’s something incredibly unsettling about these two points right here. Especially when his association with Vito and all the molestation jokes are taken into account.

I really hope it’s just as simple as adultery and there’s nothing untoward going on with any of the children.

@Seafarer Be careful what you wish for

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Corporate would like you to spot the difference between these pictures:

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There is a difference, one of them is redeemable.

There's a point in every lolcow's career where people start thinking about them in a video game. Some of them like Chris or DSP already have them. I now know that Rackets in a Disco Elysium style detective rpg where he struggles to solve the mystery of his missing career/family would be amazing.

 

[Kamui]

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Peak moidery, jesus christ. What is it with scrotes and the impulse of tricking their gfs into acts they wouldn't otherwise agree to? That's so demaning and humiliating, I'm trying hard not to alog.

 

[Fapcop]

Oh boy oh boy! I sure can’t wait for the April sextape you know is coming.

Only question is… Will it be with the balldo?

 

[AngryAboutInternets]

I remember when the drinking was just a cute gimmick, or was presented as one at least.

As a guy who's seen both IRL alcoholics and people who can drink without imploding, even years ago it was worrying. I'm not at all shocked by where Nick has ended up, only that he's so retarded he's streaming it. Still, good content, looking forward to divorce rape arc where King Nigger Drexel is on every other day to rant about how all women are gold digging whores. I wonder what the corner demon will think about that.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Oh boy oh boy! I sure can’t wait for the April sextape you know is coming.

Only question is… Will it be with the balldo?

She will be sucking on the baldo because nick cant get hard from the liquor and drugs.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Oh boy oh boy! I sure can’t wait for the April sextape you know is coming.

I bet

And it's not the only thing that will be coming now will it.

When 'drunk streams' were a special treat for the non-degen audience to hear funny stuff. Along with 'no tie Branca'.

There was a time when he would get plastered on stream, and back then it wasn't a normal occurrence, so I would write it off as "perhaps he just had a little too much tonight. I'll bounce for now."

Then it became a more regular occurrence. Then it became part of the regular scheduled program.

 

[Berrakh]

We need more discussion on how Rekeita apparently takes hour-long breaks to fuck but seems to coom after 10 seconds of masturbating.

 

[Nihil Jung]

Alex Stein covertly dunking on Rekieta. This is brutal.
I don't know their history, but he obviously doesn't give a shit about Nick, mentioning Hedonism II, wearing The Dress™ as a kid and holding back laughs.

@elb <3

What's that about a dress?

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

Since we've discovered that April Imholte is the Deepthroat to this X-Files continuation of the Sonichu Demon arc, I have felt that this edit would fit just right into this thread:

There are two people in this photo
Also, to get some aha funnies from actual comedians and not from Rekieta, here's a MADtv episode of the Clinton-Kennedy dream:

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

His tear ducts during the goon sesh/ BJ/ DSP “joke” are disgusting. Watch when he closes his eyes. Also, anyone have his momentary passing out/ brain reset prior to the first bathroom break?

Peak moidery, jesus christ. What is it with scrotes and the impulse of tricking their gfs into acts they wouldn't otherwise agree to? That's so demaning and humiliating, I'm trying hard not to alog.

April is a nasty whore. The type of women who’d be a lot lizard if they lost their job at the factory (where she was before she homewrecked Aaron). According to Aaron (take with a grain of salt) she likes the party lifestyle and might just be a drug whore enabling Nick.

The Kayla Rekieta question on if Nick was forcing her to go along with him is something controversial. She’s been a pill head since her 2nd appearance being on a laundry list of shit for a while. She, according to Nick, organized the Gay 90’s underwear birthday. People here are torn on it, but Kayla seems to be with Nick in it. Or is xannied out watching Star Trek on loop.

 

[The Ancestor]

All you had to do was talk about trials and lawsuits and rake in cash for you and your family.
How do you fall so fucking far like this?