Paper Mario Series

[Two Dollars]

It’s amazing how the last few months have been Nintendo, Sony, and Microsoft competing to see who can piss the most people off, with each taking their own unique approach.

Migrate to PC. Support indies (the good ones; they do exist). Emulate. Play rom hacks.

 

[NerdShamer]

Ever since I heard the Rogueport remix from one of the trailers I had low expectations but its still disappointing.
Even Doo liss came out underwhelming

Felt kind of muted, tbh

 

[Picnic_Boy]

This character was radioactive even in the proto-SJW days. Never had any affection for the uwu creepy-cute trope, so I never bothered with Vivian when he wasn't compulsory.

 

[Mr Processor]

Most of the time there isn't a good reason to spend $60 on a remake. Especially not when you can easily play it for free. Of course, some people have lot's of money and think, "I want to play it on my Switch and I don't want to have to mod my Switch." However, to me if they then smear tranny shit all over it, even if I was a rich person who randomly handed out $60 on the street for fun, I wouldn't buy it. That's just me though.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I'm not sorry, I'm jubilant.
HARNESS THAT INNER RAGE YOU FEEL!
Something you liked was taken away from you! BY TRANNIES!
NO MERCY. NO REMORSE. JUST DARKNESS AND VENGEANCE AHEAD!

Release the Chuds of WAR

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

The YouTuber Arlo put this remake on my radar.
I seem to remember him talking about how newer Mario RPG characters weren't allowed to have any personality?
That's why the Toad that was with the princess was just named toad.

Sorry if I got this wrong.
Terrible decision, obviously.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Wow that tiny change to the video game changes the entire content structure and gameplay mechanics. Obviously suicide is the only answer to the emotional distress caused by this.

 

[Brutality]

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Pirating the original game out of spite. Fuck you Nintendo.

 

[johnny johnny yes papa]

I like how trannies are so fucking awful and deplorable people unironically miss when Vivian was just a faggot that liked to dress up as girls. This whole tranny shit plaguing the west is like some sort of faggot psyop to make queers seem more tolerable in comparison.

 

[The Tall Man]

I haven’t played a video game since I was 12.
You retards need to grow up and stop giving your money to a megacorp in exchange for mindless retard entertainment.

>Art who needs that faggy shit, I am real man.
>I don't care about this gay shit, let Elon Sheckelstein do the art.
>I do the manly shit.
>gets shot in his cabin by the troon squad for not showing up to the mandatory trans appreciation meeting.
>last words: Why did society become so degener-ack

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Isn't this a children's game?

 

[Berrakh]

Typical Treehouse Localization.

 

[Irregardless]

Maybe a dumb question, but was this at all a thing in the original or Japanese version? I'm usually willing to give a pass to stupid SJW shit if it's 10+ years are older, mainly because prior to that it wasn't as pozzed, also it basically never happened.

 

[Zero MK 2]

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What's crazy is that trannies outright didn't exist yet back when this game was made. Now they are retconning them into history as their favorite pet PSYCHWAR project by glowniggers.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Actually, Mr. and Mrs. have an explicit Japanese translation in 氏.

Cool, learn something new every day. Thanks boss.

 

[Nonronic]

Not sure how to feel about the Vivian trans femboy argument, seems like it's a fight to preserve nuance that can easily be misinterpreted one way or the other anyway. It'll be entertaining to pay attention to. In briefly doing research, I cringed harder at what the old Italian translation did:

In the original Japanese version of the GameCube game – as previously explained by the University of Perugia’s Japanese language lecturer Francesca Di Marco – Vivian’s sister asks her how she can consider herself a Shadow Sister, and taunts her by saying: “You are a man! A man!”

Vivian sheepishly replies: “Sorry sister, it was my mistake.”

This was tweaked in most European versions of the game to retain Vivian’s trans status, but to make her prouder of it.

In the Italian version, for example, Vivian’s sister makes the same taunt, but Vivian replies: “That’s true, you are two sisters, but I am a woman too now, and I’m proud to have turned into a woman.”

https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/paper-mario-thousand-year-door-remake-reinstates-a-censored-characters-trans-status/

https://web.archive.org/web/20240521163956/https://www.videogameschronicle.com/news/paper-mario-thousand-year-door-remake-reinstates-a-censored-characters-trans-status/

Change seems a little jarring and tone-deaf of what they might have been going for with the character.

 

[Weebburner]

so the faggy crossdressing ghost is now .... a faggy transgender ghost?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

HARNESS THAT INNER RAGE YOU FEEL!
Something you liked was taken away from you! BY TRANNIES!
NO MERCY. NO REMORSE. JUST DARKNESS AND VENGEANCE AHEAD!

this, but unironically

 

[Guy who lurks]

Support indies (the good ones; they do exist)

name 10

 

[Shazam]

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Every day I'm more and more glad I just completely abandoned console gaming and went full PC. Total console death.