Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Harm]

A Rekieta "documentary" style video from him would not be great.

>Sends someone to "go get the details in his thread", given a tiny amount of time to research.
> Person only reads current OP (no offense at all to Mindlessobserver, it's just quite outdated now), and the last 20 or so pages.
> "Leave out all the Buffalo Dan stuff. We might get called transphobic or something and get demonetized."
>"He really needs to just fix the lighting and bad camera angles. It would really fix his whole appearance."
>"I talked to Nick Rekieta, and he seems to be doing a lot better since the cokestream a few days ago. I don't believe he is really a bad guy so to speak, at all."

Yep, and unfortunately I've only seen garbage content creators (like that anime pedo faggot) or people who don't dabble in the long-form documentary format (Kino Casino) have enough knowledge on Rekieta to do it any justice. It's probably going to be that anime pedo faggot whose name I'm going to pretend to forget who will eventually make it (the one who verifiably sent lolicon to an underage catfish), or some faggy DSP a-log like Agent Proper.

Once he's dead, Null can do the person stream.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

The only "Law Pope" he is now is the dead pope—Pope Formosus—that was dug up, had his cadaver put on trial, and was thrown into the Tiber River.

...and he still was much better defendant than Rekieta

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Do you think when nick woke up the first thoughts to enter his mind were "anime sucks cope and sneed"?

 

[Malaika]

"Was there someone else in that room? Of course there always is"

Damn, wish he'd spill the beans. But he's basically all but confirming that April is Nicks live-in crackwhore Nanny, I wonder why Mrs Rekieta puts up with it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Yep, and unfortunately I've only seen garbage content creators (like that anime pedo faggot) or people who don't dabble in the long-form documentary format (Kino Casino) have enough knowledge on Rekieta to do it any justice. It's probably going to be that anime pedo faggot whose name I'm going to pretend to forget who will eventually make it (the one who verifiably sent lolicon to an underage catfish), or some faggy DSP a-log like Agent Proper.

Also since so much of his downfall revolves around Kiwi Farms, he would have to somehow twist the story to make the site out to be the villain, and make him sound like the victim of our "terrorism." Big YouTuber. Kind of a rule.

or some faggy DSP a-log like Agent Proper.

Funny you bring him up - he was the worst part of the multi-hour DSP lore stream that Nick did years ago. His mic kept cutting out constantly, and he had stupid audio issues the whole time that were quite annoying.

I'd be willing to wait a long time for someone to put together a long-form, really well done, high quality documentary style video on this guy. But it's not something you're going to get with the current crop, imo.

 

[AnOminous]

Do you think when nick woke up the first thoughts to enter his mind were "anime sucks cope and sneed"?

"Who am I? How did I get here? What happened last night?"

 

[Seymour Duncan]

Re-examining the "DSP jerkoff" bit, you can hear some bumping and banging in that moment. It might be that people are interpreting it as a result of his jerking motions, but it could also be April bumping into things and moving into position to violate the lawyer.

Or schizo theory: Rackets starts doing the DSP bit and an equally fucked up April thinks it'd be totally funny to pretend suck him off as a joke haha.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Damn, wish he'd spill the beans. But he's basically all but confirming that April is Nicks live-in crackwhore Nanny, I wonder why Mrs Rekieta puts up with it.

Aaron has also implied that Kayla is not in there anymore.

 

[EggImpregnator]

How does this nigga just TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

How does this nigga just TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

It's almost as if his only source of income for the past few decades has been talking.

 

[zimzam88]

"Was there someone else in that room? Of course there always is"

Damn. Nick's disingenuous persona is unraveling fast now.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Apologies if this has been posted already, but more audio analysis from Twitter:

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Oh FFS his shoulder movement wasn't him stroking it or pretending to stroke it, he was palming the back of her head.

Fucking cursed imagery.

I think that's the most degerate thing you can do on stream without getting a strike.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Damn, wish he'd spill the beans. But he's basically all but confirming that April is Nicks live-in crackwhore Nanny, I wonder why Mrs Rekieta puts up with it.

She might have a man. There are couples that will still live in the same house after a break up to keep co-parenting.

Nick blowing up at Aaron for saying he doesn't want to hang out with him anymore...typical covert narc behavior.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Or schizo theory: Rackets starts doing the DSP bit and an equally fucked up April thinks it'd be totally funny to pretend suck him off as a joke haha.

I wouldn't put it past him, whenever he does something exceptionally stupid he leans into it as hard as possible. I figure when he gets the balldos to stream again he'll make some snide remark like, "apparently I get blowjobs on stream now, even I didn't know that, aren't I cool?"

 

[Lokenstien]

How does this nigga just TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

Repeating the same superchat 6 times in a row is one great way to extend a 1 minute bit into a 20 minute nonsense tirade.

 

[keke]

It’s April. Only after the hot tub stream and the introduction of April into the mix did a the presence of another human in the room during his streams start occurring. No way Kayla just started to hang out and fanboy Nick in person while he streams after six years, that’100% “new girlfriend” behavior.

I do believe “Lady Rackets” was sleeping during the stream. If it was actually upstairs in the house is debatable. She might be living in their old house or there is enough room in the current house to have a separate household.

My theory is April was accepted into the household as a new buddy that was in a bad marriage. I don’t think it lasted long and she was soon going after Nick so hard that Kayla would have been alienated even if she was ok with April “swinging” with Nick and her at first.

Swinging is supposed to be sex only, but the emotional bond is only with the spouse. It’s obvious April is far beyond that and probably gunning for Lady Rackets Part 2. Kayla might be okay with a married chick sucking Nick’s dick or doing lezbo shit for him, but not a woman pursuing a relationship while living under their roof.

Yeah, good insight. I do think it was April now. April has a history of this since she and Aaron started as an affair when Aaron was married to the mother of his children.

"Was there someone else in that room? Of course there always is"

Special kind of fucked to have a house stuffed full of 5 kinds and invite some drug whore you barely know to live with you because she’s getting divorced. Meanwhile he’s snapping at his own kids for entering his stream room as he throws their life into turmoil. Hope someone asks Aaron if he regrets cutting off his father for years because he didn’t think April was the “type of person you should have around your kids.”

what's racket gonna do to me, sue me for defamation pro se?

NICKY RACKETS ALWAYS LIKED GETTING SUCKED UNDER THE DESK.

Lmao. You’re getting a million dollars congratulations

 

[Poop Shoot]

Sally, it could have been you sucking Nick off under the desk as he streams.

 

[Poorfag Resource]

https://old.reddit.com/r/sadcringe/comments/1cxuuel/descent_of_a_formerly_successful_lawtuber_into/

 

[Tablet County]

I swear all of Rackets' horrible abortive "jokes" can be reduced down to "x like y" where "x" is a verb and "y" is either a pop-culture reference, a boomerism, or an ethnicity.

 

[keke]

Sally, it could have been you sucking Nick off under the desk as he streams.

Their locals degeneracy was them shopping for a third 1000000%