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[everybody in Portugal]

Hurting people I love just because I'm taking steps to become my best self fucking sucks

Troons claiming they're transing into T&H opposite gender/sex but then also pulling a surprised Pikachu and getting all sad when their life partners are no longer attracted to them bc they are straight or gay will never not be funny horrifying and confusing to me.

Shouldn't that be the most affirming thing in the world? She isn't gay, and you think you're a woman now, of course she's going to leave you! She's affirming you, isn't that more important than the fact she will no longer jump on your dick? Or is it secretly all about the coom and about forcing women to continue bending to your will?

Racial stereotypes aside, years ago I saw a thing about Turkish transsexuals known then as “Travesti”

'Travesty' lmao 100%, my Turkic friends.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

I love the pooner crying about the end of her 4-year relationship. Because that post just proves she's a woman and not a man. This is how that post goes if she was really a man.

So, my girl dumped me after 4 years because she wanted to talk, and I put it off till later because I didn't feel like dealing with it right then. If a bitch is so crazy she wants to dump me over something so minor, I just dodged a bullet. She wants to remain friends while I'm in the camp of Nah I'm good.

Any man will come to view that as a blessing that they learned how fickle that person was before lawyers would be getting involved in the break-up.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

I love the pooner crying about the end of her 4-year relationship. Because that post just proves she's a woman and not a man. This is how that post goes if she was really a man.

So, my girl dumped me after 4 years because she wanted to talk, and I put it off till later because I didn't feel like dealing with it right then. If a bitch is so crazy she wants to dump me over something so minor, I just dodged a bullet. She wants to remain friends while I'm in the camp of Nah I'm good.

Any man will come to view that as a blessing that they learned how fickle that person was before lawyers would be getting involved in the break-up.

This, but also the pooner doing the dumping sounds like even more of a nightmare than the snivelling, crying one here. Imagine being such a selfish, munchie dickhead that you basically break up with your loved one but then claim you "dOn'T hAvE tHe SpOoNs" to have the actual conversation about it.

OP pooner definitely displays her womanhood in her reaction to the situation, but so does spooner pooner. I'd put money on the spoony crew being at least 90% female, just like the rest of the MbI crowd. That's a shitty way to break up with anyone, rotdog or no.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Not cute, not hot, but a punk ass bitch?
Hmm. Isn't a punk ass bitch by definition a type of woman?

So ... not a punk ass bitch.

In the prison system, its also a bottom who takes all the dick, so it could actually be right.

 

[glass_houses]

I don't buy the rats thing at all, either... Four rats all got access to and ate exactly one whole pill each? C'mon, lady. Just admit you took a few extra doses for fun instead of as medication today, it's aight. Don't blame the poor rats for this, they aren't the clearly personality-disordered lying assholes here. They didn't do shit.

Pill capsules are usually made of gelatin or cellulose, both of which would be tasty to rats. The contents would have been of significantly less interest to them, because most medications are bitter and nasty. So her rats eating the capsules is perfectly possible, but the powder medication they contained would be wherever the rats stopped to snack.

I never did drugs around him

So, my girl dumped me after 4 years because she wanted to talk, and I put it off till later because I didn't feel like dealing with it right then. If a bitch is so crazy she wants to dump me over something so minor, I just dodged a bullet. She wants to remain friends while I'm in the camp of Nah I'm good.

Eh, it can go both ways. If this was the first/only time this sort of thing happened, then the pooner is absolutely the standard BPD nutjob. However, there are individuals who turn "I don't want to talk right now" into an art form, lasting years. It's one of those spectrum things... either extreme is incredibly unhealthy and controlling, and in the middle is a normal relationship.

 

[Gondolindrim]

"Hot girl to ugly pooner pipeline"

There's something truly surreal about these reddit threads chronicling a person's descent into drug induced madness. There's not going to be a "glow up" because your body is tearing yourself apart from the testosterone.

 

[Poonocchio]

There's something truly surreal about these reddit threads chronicling a person's descent into drug induced madness. There's not going to be a "glow up" because your body is tearing yourself apart from the testosterone.

Unfortunately for them they buy the lies Dr Reddit sells them.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Two more losers line up for judgement.

First, let’s meet Iolanthesuren. He’s an industrial mechanic on 80k a year who’s looking for a new job in a more trans friendly sector. Not content with blowing up his career, he’s also blown up his 13 year marriage and family, and amazingly his transition is not going smoothly.


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Transition and Divorce

Discussion

I'm trying to navigate finally transitioning and going through a divorce at the same time.

My ex is going to have primary custody and I've been surprised that she is seeking spousal support after initially denying that she was interested in that possibility. I have to figure out how to find a place to live while knowing how reduced my income will be, since we have multiple kids and have been married more than 13 years. I just don't think I'm gonna be living comfortably much less affording surgeries even with insurance covering most of the expense.

I just wanted to hear from any other trans people about how they managed everything because I'm not really sure how to prepare for the future.

She changed her mind! Not fair - that’s my job! Frankly, who would blame her for divorce raping him? Having said that, if she is going to have primary custody of young kids, her earning capacity will be severely constrained. Of course, his main concern is the impact on his future tits, not supporting the woman and kids he betrayed.

Freya is also having woman troubles. His wife is an ungrateful bitch, because she didn’t appreciate what Freya gave her, and he is quite confused by it all.


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I came out; I’m happy, she’s sad. Help with managing incongruent emotions​

Discussion

Hi, so I gave myself the gift of myself, with a pretty long time line of 3 years to social transition / full time fem, whatever that looks like.

I’m obviously deliriously happy and the huge weight of genderism has lifted because there is a point in time where I’ll only wear the clothes I want to wear, not boring clothes that make me sad.

But now my beautiful wife is grieving me, or the version she thought she knew, which I totally get and what to support.

She thinks because I’m so happy that I don’t care about the prospects of losing her, which I do, but im just pushing the fear away and focusing on the joy.

So, on the one hand - want to help my partner with her awful grief (even though I’m still here, weird as it is)

On the other hand, experiencing an unprecedented inner peace and delirious highs at the prospect of one day soon being able to dress in line with what my heart wants.

Also autistic.

Can someone please help me be a great partner here?

Also autistic.

No shit.

Can someone please help me be a great partner here?

Sure can! Next time you want to give a gift, don’t tell her that her marriage is a sham. See, it’s so easy! If you insist on doing so, however, saying it with diamonds might ease the blow. Talk to me Harry Winston, talk to me!

Spoiler: bonus picture of Freya

 

[Procrastinhater]

Talk to me Harry Winston, talk to me!

Harry Winston ain't home, no diamonds for him, they're a girls best friend, not a fetish rotted mans, although sadly for his wife if he picks the wrong Fleshcrafter he'll end up with a crotch that looks like it was designed by Stan Winston

Spoiler: Looks Cis

 

[Hassou Tobi]

First, let’s meet Iolanthesuren. He’s an industrial mechanic on 80k a year who’s looking for a new job in a more trans friendly sector. Not content with blowing up his career, he’s also blown up his 13 year marriage and family, and amazingly his transition is not going smoothly.

Commenter asked if he willingly gave up full custody of his children, saying that he didn't have to even if he's trans. His reply:

"My kids aren't really interested in my transition and they would rather stay with her at this point. It's not really what I expected or wanted, but I didn't want them to be forced to be around me if they don't want to be. It's certainly painful and I've been told some very hurtful things by them, but they are at the age where their ego is bigger than their compassion or empathy."

"their ego is bigger than their compassion or empathy."

"their ego is bigger than their compassion or empathy."

"their ego is bigger than their compassion or empathy."

More:

"Initially with custody, I was going to have primary custody over the older children and she was going to have primary custody over the younger ones. That was mainly for to the kids own preferences. However over the past 6 months that has changed. I'm not sure why but the older kids have decided they would rather live with her, I'm not sure but it's possible that it's due to them not being supportive of my transition."

 

[Procrastinhater]

"their ego is bigger than their compassion or empathy."

Absolute zero self awareness. Zero empathy. Pure selfish, self centered self indulgence.
This abomination chose a disgusting fetish over his family, and he's acting like he's the injured party here when his children can't stand to look at the Slaanesh corrupted monstrosity they used to call Dad.

Seriously FUCK these people.
Hopefully this disgusting pervert ends up with an amhole that would make Kathy Rumer herself throw up.

In looking through the replies I came across this monster.

"Get a lawyer. You are entitled to half her retirement savings, if any. Don't try to take the moral highground. You will need that money."

You still believe there's such a thing as Peak Troon yet?

This utter fuck has destroyed his family chasing his fetish, and this fucking evil Slaaneshi deviant, not content with that, is advising this fuck to try to take half the retirement savings of the woman he is leaving to raise two kids by herself to pay for his fucking stinkditch.

 

[Adventarius]

A divorce can happen due a lot of circumstances and every case is different and so on, but I'm a bit appalled how many people seem to be ready to completely ruin the person they once loved and have kids with. Getting a lawyer and pressing every little penny out of your soon to be ex-spouse will burn any bridge that has been left so far (let alone doing it for shit 'n giggles and neo-vaginas).

 

[glass_houses]

Absolute zero self awareness. Zero empathy. Pure selfish, self centered self indulgence.
This abomination chose a disgusting fetish over his family, and he's acting like he's the injured party here when his children can't stand to look at the Slaanesh corrupted monstrosity they used to call Dad.

Anyone who has anything to do with kids will tell you that they're selfish little fuckers. Occasionally you'll come across one who has an unusually high emotional intelligence, but as a general rule, they're narcissistic sociopaths until around seventeen or eighteen, and their brain matures enough to wrap itself around the whole "empathy" concept. The fact that this troon has had multiple kids but still doesn't realise this is bemusing.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Anyone who has anything to do with kids will tell you that they're selfish little fuckers. Occasionally you'll come across one who has an unusually high emotional intelligence, but as a general rule, they're narcissistic sociopaths until around seventeen or eighteen, and their brain matures enough to wrap itself around the whole "empathy" concept. The fact that this troon has had multiple kids but still doesn't realise this is bemusing.

Especially teenagers. They're selfish and also rebellious and continually test boundaries and limits.


It's also a time when they have a lot of shit going on in their heads. Having a parent Troon out must be a fucking nightmare to a Teen especially, especially if the Troon insists on doing his AGP LARP in front of their friend group.
The fact this Troonified faggot is trying to play victim and can't see why his kids want nothing to do with his fucking embarrasing gimp ass is classic Troon solipsism.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

She changed her mind! Not fair - that’s my job! Frankly, who would blame her for divorce raping him? Having said that, if she is going to have primary custody of young kids, her earning capacity will be severely constrained. Of course, his main concern is the impact on his future tits, not supporting the woman and kids he betrayed.

The comments made me genuinely MATI.

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Divorce is rough no matter how you slice it. I was a higher earner with no pension. My spouse was a lower earner, but her future pension benefits made up for the difference. I squirreled cash into my retirement accounts while she did not. We always joked she was a millionaire based on the present value of her pension. She left her job before the pension vested and then bam divorce. I got the short end as I gave up half my savings, owe alimony, and have since left my job. Trying to find a new one in midst of transition and dealing with ageism while court says I owe alimony based on the salary of my old job sucks. It is almost like the legal system wants me to be the “man” I used to be.

Unhealthily, I try to put myself in her shoes hoping she got screwed over as well, but I don’t see how it is possible. I know I need to let go, but I empathize.

He made the choice to embrace his porn addiction, and when he gets called on it, he takes out his He-Man Woman Hater's Club card by whining about splitting marital assets and paying alimony, and hoping she was screwed over as well.

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I don’t have kids, but everything else happened like how you described. At first, we both agreed no spousal support and no lawyers. We would get a mediator to help us find a good split, and then we’d do a quick no-contest divorce. We separated and I moved out. Then when we were looking for mediators, she started talking about not being able to maintain the standard of living she was accustomed to (I made twice her salary and paid all the bills, including mortgage). That’s when I got a lawyer and told her to do the same. The quick no-contest turned into a year-long legal battle as she kept demanding 2/3 of my paycheck for 6 years as spousal support, then we had a mediation day that lasted 10 hours without a break, then four months of negotiation as her lawyer kept trying to slip weird extras into the divorce agreement. I am so grateful I got a lawyer, she saved me from getting absolutely destroyed. When the divorce decree was finally signed, I lost 1/2 of my savings, 1/2 of my retirement account, 2/3 of our shared investment account, 1/2 the equity of our house, and I’m paying a 1/4 of my paycheck for 2 years as alimony. My lawyer felt I shouldn’t be paying any alimony at all, but I realized they would fight it all the way to divorce court, and the legal expenses would exceed what I’d pay anyways. I felt I could work to get the value of the house up, so I decided to keep it after refinancing to pay for the equity. She just wanted the money. Tho in the end I think it’s break-even vs an apartment.
I think without a lawyer you won’t be able to prepare for anything tbh. A good lawyer will give you a good idea what to expect and what you’ll pay. Beyond that, it’s just going to be tight. Like, I’m slowly resigning myself to never getting any surgeries. My savings are devastated and it will be a year before I can even start building them up. Get used to living cheaply, never eating out, cancelling all unnecessary subscriptions and memberships. I’m seriously debating getting a room mate to split the expenses, something I haven’t done since I was in college. It’s not great, but it’s divorce, you know? I definitely never want to hear the phrase “marital property” again

This asshole started transitioning at 49. Also mad because his wife changed her mind, which only trannies are allowed to do. I like how this "woman" knows exactly how much this cost him, so much that he can't even afford surgery so all of this was pointless. Now he'll have to give up his scented candle subscription and live in a polycule dungeon. Poor him!

 

[Adventarius]

Also mad because his wife changed her mind, which only trannies are allowed to do.

If I understood the text correctly, he FIRST got a lawyer and THEN told her to do the same.... And now he's pissed because said lawyer gave her some ideas to (maybe) get back at him? Karma, the old bitch, has struck again.

 

[glass_houses]

This asshole started transitioning at 49. Also mad because his wife changed her mind, which only trannies are allowed to do. I like how this "woman" knows exactly how much this cost him, so much that he can't even afford surgery so all of this was pointless. Now he'll have to give up his scented candle subscription and live in a polycule dungeon. Poor him!

If this troon is telling the truth (press X to doubt) about paying 100% of the bills and mortgage over the course of the marriage, and the ex was able to dispose of her salary as she wished, and there are no kids/dependants, I will (grudgingly) agree that this troon got fucked over by the ex. However, if she hadn't, he'd have gotten fucked over much, much worse by the gender reassignment butchers, so I'm not sure that it's truly a loss in the grand scheme of things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

If this troon is telling the truth (press X to doubt) about paying 100% of the bills and mortgage over the course of the marriage, and the ex was able to dispose of her salary as she wished, and there are no kids/dependants, I will (grudgingly) agree that this troon got fucked over by the ex. However, if she hadn't, he'd have gotten fucked over much, much worse by the gender reassignment butchers, so I'm not sure that it's truly a loss in the grand scheme of things.

Wife should agree to pay for his 'ditch, but only if he sees Kathy Rumer.

 

[glass_houses]

I am surprised more Turkish women don’t poon out as it would mean they could see more action by passing as a young boy for longer.

Honour killings would probably take care of a good percentage of the ones that try.

 

[Peaches the Wonder Cat]

The most recent stories from u/Right-Zookeepergame7, who completely lost at life.

Penis removal, I'm sorry, "life saving gender affirming" ruined his life...
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bottom surgery is ruining my life and i don’t know what to do. please help i’m desperate (self.MtF)

submitted 28 days ago by Right-Zookeepergame7 to r/MtF

i got bottom surgery almost 2 years ago and as much as i love having a vagina compared to what i had before, it’s caused me nothing but constant problems.
i was pretty unhappy with my aesthetics until i got a revision a few months ago which has definitely helped with that. however, i’m still having problems. i’ve still not been able to have sex and dilating still feels tight and painful this far into it. i’ve even been to see my surgeon and she can’t help me. the nurse is now telling me i need to go down and see her but i can’t just keep going down to see them. i live a fair way away and it’s not easy for me to get there. i’m in my early 20s and i don’t drive.
i’m now being told i need to douche daily for the rest of my life. i thought douching made things worse, and i really fucking hate doing it because it feels like this horrible painful pressure inside me.
i honestly feel like the only thing that’s going to fix this is getting a ppt or colon revision, but i just don’t have the money for that so i feel completely stuck. i’m supposed to be enjoying being young and this has left me suicidal and unable to enjoy my life. i’m genuinely so miserable over it and it seems like there’s no solution in sight. i don’t know what to do i thought i’d be loving my life by now with my new bits but i’m far from it. please help if you can i feel so stuck.

FFS didn't do a damn thing...
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i’m 8 weeks post op ffs tomorrow and i look exactly the same (self.MtF)

submitted 14 days ago by Right-Zookeepergame7 to r/MtF

i feel like it’s been a complete waste of money. i still feel clocky and like people are staring at me, and it’s not really got rid of any dysphoria either. i still see a man looking in the mirror half the time. i hate it. my jaw still looks big and weird and my chin is rounder but barely less big. i’m so sad about it and idk what to do as i really thought this would improve my life i’ve already had so many problems with my bottom surgery and i just wanted this to go well, but now i have 2 fucking surgery problems to deal with.

Now he's been "outed"...
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i’ve been outed… (self.MtF)

submitted 16 hours ago by Right-Zookeepergame7 to r/MtF

well my stealth is ruined. i’m at college and have a group of friends who i’ve been hanging round with a lot this year. i’ve not had any indication of any of them thinking i’m trans, quite the opposite tbh. well turns out now they all probably do. my best friend’s boyfriend’s brother rang them up last week before we were all hanging out and asked if i’m trans, as he thought he’d heard from someone that ‘she’s the trans woman’, and he rang his brother (who i’ve known for years) to confirm. he also asked one of my closest guy friends who he was with at the time, who denied it and said he doesn’t think i’m trans. well now it’s spread around the whole group and they all seem to now be questioning whether i’m trans or not. i went over last night and one of them played ‘disguise’ by skepta when i was in the room (look up the lyrics) and i thought in that moment that something weird must’ve happened bc it can’t be a coincidence that they’re playing this song. i asked my best friend and she told me all this. the only people in this situation who knew i’m trans were my best friend and her boyfriend. i’ve not told anyone else, and everyone seemed blissfully unaware until the boyfriends brother brought it up. i’m so upset and pissed off and i just don’t know what to do. i feel as though i suddenly have no friends bc i don’t want to hang out with them now. i feel so awkward and i thought this was all behind me having had ffs and stuff. i just don’t even know what to do. i was already suicidal before this and it’s now even worse.

Lyrics to "Disguise", if this story is true and his roomies played it

Spoiler: Lyrics

[Chorus: Skepta]
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise

[Verse 1: Skepta]
You thought it was a girl cause he had a handbag
You didn't know it was a next man's grandad
Don't rush into things rudeboy
Take some more time, check out the jawline
Now you're high off the herb you bun
So walk away like me, Jme and the Murkle done
Make sure it's a red light - not a blue or purple one
It's called the Red Light District, also known as the Concrete Jungle
You thought you was talking to a girl
You didn't know it was a next man's uncle
That's why I'm warning people
I repeat, I'm warning people
So if you still make the mistake, don't try and blame it on the New York Diesel

[Chorus: Skepta]
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise

[Verse 2: Jme]
They're not girls, they're guys! They're mandem in disguise
They tried it on the sly, with that purple light
And their eyebrows high, like a permanent surprise
Robin Hood can fly, but not these men in tights
I don't blaze, I don't drink - my mind is clear
I know what I think, I see they're looking at me in the window; they wanna take man's P
I've got no qualms with your sexuality, but why are you trying to trick me?
When I go home, back to reality
I'm gonna spread the word to the pickney

[Chorus: Skepta]
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise

[Verse 3: Jammer]
Don't be fooled by the make up, cause it might not be a girl when you wake up
Just because he's got long hair, high heels and a little bit of cleavage, leave it
Look properly, it's needed
Stay away from the mushrooms
You've gotta stay focused, it's needed
And you're gonna be weeded
And you're gonna be running the Red Light District
So beware of the purple lights
Some of those girls ain't girls; if you look properly, you'll see they're guys
They're men in disguise
You better open your eyes
If you go in the blue door don't be surprised, they're mandem in disguise

[Chorus: Skepta]
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise
Transvestites, more than meets the eye
Transvestites, mandem in disguise