Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Poop Shoot]

Nick's wife is a such a piece of shit. Imagine seeing your children live in a literal drug den with a crack whore and not immediately moving out. What a disgusting bitch.

She’s not the one plastered on camera getting head. I’m not giving her a mother of the year award but Nick is the one displaying poor behavior and should get the lions share of the blame.

 

[A Cardboard Box]

If that's the case, I say good for him.

Aaron left his pregnant wife and two children for the crack whore that ruined his life.

 

[4090 Chad]

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I kinda want to buy this and send it to Nick

Mcjarbo needs to make a remix of “World’s best Dad” and replace Ralph’s voice with Rekieta’s.

 

[Stupor Mario]

It's almost like Nick shits on the people who genuinely care, and try to help him, and then associates with the people that enable him and harm him.

It's almost as if crazy, reckless drug and alcohol addicts make lots of bad decisions.

Yeah and both the women he ensnared ended up not wanting to have sex with him, repulsed by him and then leaving him. It's not that its unbelievable he can have sex with women, It's the part where she sits down for 2 hours and watches this dude blab and by the end of it is crawling under the desk to blow him at like 2AM. Even the most ragged skank would just bored and ready to leave.

But maybe she wasn't just sitting there? Maybe she was also blasted on drugs and/or alcohol? Maybe she was getting a thrill out of watching and teasing him, going to the bathroom with him to get high? Maybe she was on her phone during the time waiting for Nick to finish the stream until the point where you can hear her on camera telling him to stop?

If she's infatuated with Nick and is in her "honeymoon" crazy relationship phase with him, I can see her sticking around. Maybe she doesn't have anything better to do? I think there's a lot of reasons to say why should could be there.

 

[YouGuysAren'tThatSmart]

Oh, that's brilliant.

Eric July offers to pay for Nick's rehab. Meanwhile Juju pretends nothing is wrong, and EVS does a Trashcast where he takes Superchats that he'll almost certainly convert into pie and ram down his gullet.

It's almost like Nick shits on the people who genuinely care, and try to help him, and then associates with the people that enable him and harm him.

That's what addicts do. The stay friends with other addicts, to fuel their habits. Then slowly isolate themselves from people who care, to continue fueling their addiction while avoiding having to look at themselves, because the people pointing of the problem are no longer there to potentially give the addict a chance to self reflect.

 

[ChadBrazilian]

Shit, having a former good friend start fucking your (whore of a) wife? Hard not to feel bad for the guy.

I don't care. He cheated on his ex-wife to be with April.
He is a weak men who did fall for a siren, and now he is drowning.

 

[Jex]

So what is she doing in the corner that’s making him glance over with dead fish eyes, is she just sitting in the corner staring daggers at him and seething because he’s spending her precious affair time doing his gay internet not law comedy show?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

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Hold on, let me translate this to Nigger speak so Nick can understand exactly what Eric is trying to tell him since the idea that a black person can speak normally breaks his brain:

Howdy pardnuh, you ought to kill that buzz of yours you fat whitey. You lame. You gonna die bro. Man, you got kids and shiet man? Da bros ain't yo bros ya ho! Dey yo foes ya ho! Dey gonna stand 'er der why yo get yo lame ass in da ground dawg lik a ground hog ya hear? Yo I know you messed up but I no wat u to die ya hear? Wut u doin dawg? Shieeeeeeeet.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

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where can I see the full kino?

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

I wonder if his dad was watching the video. He has been quiet for the past 48 hours.

 

[Captain Manning]

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Crazy how the guy which Nick shat on and spread lies about for Daxipad and Vito the Pedo has more character and is willing to give him a chance to go rehab for his family and because Eric hates seeing Nick continuing his downward spiral. But hey Nick wanted to shit on the guy running a successful business to live his dream of being JuJu's gimp.

Meanwhile JuJu, his God, is like "Naaah, he's fine."

All of Nick’s enemies are doing more to reach out and offer help than his supposed friends who deny there’s even a problem.

Even Marzgurl and Renfamous are expressing shock and sympathy (moreso Marzgurl).

This is fucking insane. If you had told me we'd be at this point five years ago, I would have told you that you are on crack.

Aaron left his pregnant wife and two children for the crack whore that ruined his life.

Yeah, and he was a shithead for doing that. However, he can be less of a shithead in other aspects.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

@Balldo's Gate is scary right about a lot. Nowadays, if I ever think he is wrong, I generally don't press the issue, because there's a damn good chance I'm gonna end up eating crow. He exposed MANdy. He was 100% right about the corner demon. He correctly surmised that it was April long before the breakup.

He's the true king of corner demons, April has been reassigned to the Monica Lewinsky position.

There is nothing to indicate that Kayla is anything other than a willing participant in NIck's druggie lifestyle.

I think she's either too proud to leave because blowing the lid off of all of this could cause more problems than its worth. She really is taking the Hillary Clinton approach.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Aaron left his pregnant wife and two children for the crack whore that ruined his life.

Sometimes people get what they deserve.

 

[footballteam]

Someone who may be more knowledgeable on this may be able to correct me.

But Bob/Celeste's Florida address is populating in Kayla's "associated address" in online databases, not all of them show this. I know these websites aren't always accurate and make mistakes, I just thought it was something to note.

https://www.instantcheckmate.com/people/kayla-rekieta/

https://www.whitepages.com/name/Kayla-Rekieta

Is this a recent development, or has this always been the case? I don't remember seeing it before, but I could be wrong as its been a while since I have looked them up. Rackets profile on these pages do not show this.

If it is recent, could she be prepping to move to Florida this summer with the kids after their school/co-op is done? Perhaps Rackets parents are fed up with him as well.

 

[Tele Block]

Nick's wife is a such a piece of shit. Imagine seeing your children live in a literal drug den with a crack whore and not immediately moving out. What a disgusting bitch.

Nonsense, Nick and his wife are both faithful Chtistians. But seriously, most people seem to forget that, when the swinging alligations were first brought up, Nick said that it was his wifes idea and she wanted to swing. She is disgusting, just as Nick is. Some people act like she deserves better or she is less of degerate than Nick, when that is simply not true.

Nick must consider anyone that has a fiathful marriage, and that dosnt fuck their friend or his wife Incels.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

But seriously, most people seem to forget that, when the swinging alligations were first brought up, Nick said that it was his wifes idea and she wanted to swing.

It was Nick's words via Text Message to Faran Balanced (whom many suspect he was trying to rope into swinging) that this comes from. We have not seen the physical messages and Nick is the very definition of an unreliable narrator.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Even Marzgurl and Renfamous are expressing shock and sympathy (moreso Marzgurl).

This is fucking insane. If you had told me we'd be at this point five years ago, I would have told you that you are on crack.

She's still a peice of shit who said she wanted societal damage to nick regardless if he was having addiction issues.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick's wife is a such a piece of shit. Imagine seeing your children live in a literal drug den with a crack whore and not immediately moving out. What a disgusting bitch.

No way. You may think she just lays in bed all day watching Star Trek and doing nothing, but just you wait. After this performance, she's going to spring into action! Make all the appropriate phone calls to arrange a third party service to drive the kids to school during the week, she's going to immediately start researching divorce attorneys to see who has the best reputation and give them a call right after, she's going to then call Nick's parents right away to ask for support in getting the kids to a safe place, and finally she's going to immediately start gathering information on what her options are regarding housing for both herself and the kids.

They call her mother of the year for a reason - don't worry about prior years, she's changed, and will move quickly to get them to safety.

 

[Schpoots]

I love how Ralph was slurping on rekietas' nuts on twitter and in stream chat and then rekieta randomly mentions how ralph was caught jerking off to soph.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

It just occurred to me that ages and ages ago, Nick did an amusing segment making fun of CNN's Jeffrey Toobin for jerking off on a Zoom call. I swear, everyone who Nick makes fun of Nick eventually becomes.

Found the pic of his desk that I remembered being posted by our dear friend Cynthia. In the bottom of the pic you can see that the back is indeed open. Or at least that's how it looks to me assuming he hasn't gotten a new desk since.
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What are those containers? Is that protein powder? lol 2023 balldoman was so optimistic and full of life

2023 was the height of Nick's existance. He got to be a drunken perverted ass on stream 24/7 and fly around the country doing shows larping as a standup comedian. Endless trips to gay bays, swinger clubs, and Hedonism 2 in-between meeting all the top conservative grifters at Mar-A-Lago. It was a nonstop trip of sex and drugs and debauchery where rockstar legal commentator Nick Rekieta got to pretend he was a superstar everyone wanted to meet and hang out with and watch get on the stripper pole.

2024 so far has been the painful hangover the morning after.

I wonder if his dad was watching the video. He has been quiet for the past 48 hours.

I've always assumed his father has long since given up trying to help Nick. He's probably aware he has a drinking problem and has offered all sorts of advice and therapy for it, but Nick won't listen to him either because he's just a fucking Scandinavian prude who doesn't understand fun. I mean he wouldn't even tell Nick about his and his mother's sex life!