Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 51 16.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.5%

  • Total voters
    318
No, the full clip has context. An infamous superchatter on the MATI stream called ’animesuckscopeandsneed’ sent Nick a link to furry inflation fart porn.

Just wanted to say that it’s pretty impressive how many people were in Nicks crack den/office last night, and know for sure whether he got his duck sucked or not.

Who would have thought it!

Take a piss in his whisky for me next time, k fellas?
 
If he keeps drinking and not eating anything, that will be how he'll be full-time. That's a really dangerous sign of possible oncoming Wernicke-Korsakoff, literally not even remembering something 10 seconds ago and looping like that.
Its a race at this point as to what dies first. His brain, liver or pancreas. But the Brain is probably a good bet. There has been evidence of psychological deterioration for at least a year now and its starting accelerate.
 
Anyone else remember when Chris chan got arrested and JuJu the cow was like "are you happy kiwi farmers? Are you happy your pet retard you've tormented for 10 years has finally gotten arrested?"

And then you fast forward to today and he's encouraging rekieta to literally kill himself with drugs and alcohol. And rekieta was a guy with a law degree, FIVE (5) CHILDREN, a wife, and a pretty good life. Rekieta wasnt a retard who lived with his horder mother. Dax is such a disgusting piece of shit someone needs to slap him across the face.
 
April wouldn't be in the room so often and risking under the table work if Kayla didn't know or suspect anything.

Why yes, Nick sneaking in his whores, while poor, unsuspecting mother of five is busy rearing kids and preparing care packages for African orphans!

KAYLA DEFENSE FORCE, ACTIVATE!

Some of you folks act like you just stumbled upon the thread or something.

Did you miss the part where Kayla was getting fucked by niggers at a swinging resort?

Or maybe Nick told her it was a Bible study camp, and went and got laid while she did her rosary?
 
I made an account yesterday after hearing he lost his appeal but didn't get to post before this traitor completely melted down. I donated in the Vic days and this kike faggot deserves everything he gets. He betrayed us all and I hope he kills himself before he fucks his kids mentals up even more. I defended this faggot on twitter endlessly, and look at what he's become.

I hate to say it, but Lawtwitter fucking fun.
Based. Welcome to The Farms brother!
 
She’ll likely get disappointed if she gets knocked up. Yeah, sometimes the older guy packs up and leaves for the young piece of ass.

Much of the time though, he doesn’t and goes back to the wife.

As a libertarian Nick is likely a strong proponent of abortion.

And if she keeps it? Good luck trying to get a dime out of Nick’s lawyer powered trustfund.
My thought is I'm not sure it will get far enough for any of that to matter if she goes full baby mama. These are all borderline mentally retarded addicts to start with, but bring emotions to it and things could get hairy. Even if Kayla is okay with them banging, a baby complicates things and April seems stupid enough to try it, to me.
 
The thing that convinces me that a blowjob or something is going on is how quiet it got. Rekieta is a blabbermouth just before this, he can't stop talking for more than a second. Then, he looks down and says something weird, then is just quiet for ten seconds. When I was watching it live the night it happened I wasn't watching the screen, just had it playing, but when I 'heard' the long pause I looked over to wonder why he stopped talking. He stopped talking because he and/or the corner demon is doing something to him. That's why he stopped talking, he was distracted by something physical.
 
And then you fast forward to today and he's encouraging rekieta to literally kill himself with drugs and alcohol. And rekieta was a guy with a law degree, FIVE (5) CHILDREN, a wife, and a pretty good life.
That's because Dax doesn't give a shit about any of that crap. He sees no value in it. Dax, who fancies himself a bachelor playboy, forever stringing 80s Girl along, probably inwardly thinks Nick is a faggot for doing the whole marriage and family thing.

Hell he'd probably be happy if Nick's family is torn apart. Provided Kayla gets the kids, Nick could live the "good life" of hookers and blow.

Dax is degenerate.
 
Is it even possible to go lower than ralph on this?
Will Nick smash through all of Ralph's records before he stops?
I have faith.
'll be interested to see what he tries to do next if anything, because I don't see how you can possibly come back from this. How do you even do it?
Hire a PR firm.
where is drexel in all of this?
They don't seem to actually be friends.
How long until Nick is just doing rails off April's ass on stream?
A month or two.
Did he also have an orgasm in under 10 seconds while black out drunk, then quote dsp?
Why don't you try blowing him and see how long it takes him to cum? It would be the smartest thing to come out of your mouth.
 
My thought is I'm not sure it will get far enough for any of that to matter if she goes full baby mama. These are all borderline mentally retarded addicts to start with, but bring emotions to it and things could get hairy. Even if Kayla is okay with them banging, a baby complicates things and April seems stupid enough to try it, to me.
My assumption is that April has no long term prospects, this is her shot to get some financial security for at least a portion of her life - she will try to get knocked up by Nick just to have access to some of that trust fund money for the next 18 years.
 
Why yes, Nick sneaking in his whores, while poor, unsuspecting mother of five is busy rearing kids and preparing care packages for African orphans!

KAYLA DEFENSE FORCE, ACTIVATE!

Some of you folks act like you just stumbled upon the thread or something.

Did you miss the part where Kayla was getting fucked by niggers at a swinging resort?

Or maybe Nick told her it was a Bible study camp, and went and got laid while she did her rosary?
Nigger I'm not defending her I'm pointing out what I found strange and speculating on the behind the scenes drama it implies, did you miss the part where I referred to her as being involved in a junkie harem?

Junkies are usually very paranoid. One would imagine your husband spending excess time with another woman in your own house WITH your kids in it would exacerbate paranoia. It wouldn't fly, UNLESS she knew, in which case either she's involved also (harem), is waiting for a chance to dip, or maybe she just doesn't give a fuck like you said, I admit I didn't consider that because the idea of a mother not giving a fuck about her kids situation doesn't compute with me, what can I say.
 
My assumption is that April has no long term prospects, this is her shot to get some financial security for at least a portion of her life - she will try to get knocked up by Nick just to have access to some of that trust fund money for the next 18 years.
That checks out. All women follow this parasite model.
 
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