Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Kurohige]

My assumption is that April has no long term prospects, this is her shot to get some financial security for at least a portion of her life - she will try to get knocked up by Nick just to have access to some of that trust fund money for the next 18 years.

Crack baby arc when?

 

[Harm]

"I hope [Kayla] gets involved and talks to her husband. [Tell him] 'we've got money, we've got all that, you've got to get away for awhile!' ... She has it in her, and someone has to!"

Aaron is starting to divulge information on Kayla too! We're getting it all!

 

[Burn It All Down]

Crack baby arc when?

Probably sooner than we think.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"What are you going to say that doesn't incriminate you 10x worse."

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Aaron said Nick and Kayla took April and Aaron to Pure Pleasure (sex shop) for Aprils birthday because they wanted to buy her something lmao. Totally not swingers!

“April it’s your birthday. Time to get you something that your husband can’t give you.”

 

[Harm]

Aaron has revealed that the concerning mystery substance Nick did two weekends in a row was...

Spoiler: Drumroll, fellas...

MDMA!

Collect your winnings if you bet on MDMA. If you had Mushrooms, you have LOST the bet!

 

[Goatchoker]

Oooooooof this Aaron stream is wild. He’s pissed and dunking on everyone.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

HE WANTS TO GO ON KINO CASINO!

 

[break these cuffs]

Rekieta is like those people who win the lottery and are broke and destroyed/dead after a couple years.

Nick is the reason why estate trusts like the one his grandfather setup exist. He'd have killed himself decades ago through drugs, reckless activities, or aids if he'd been given access to unlimited cash.

 

[TexOffender]

Steel Toe has been live for about 10 minutes. Looks like he is still going, just finished doing an impression of Nick that wasn't flattering.

Edit: he is starting to get pissed and dissing Rekieta

Hoo boy, this gonna be good.

And i disagree Aaron about us hating everyone, there are some people we love. Heck we used to love Nick.

 

[kidatari]

Kayla divorces Rekieta
Kayla then dates Drexel

Rekieta movies in with Dick Master and Dick tries to help Rekieta's comedy career but goes nowhere
Rekieta's life spirals out of control and transitions into a woman
Rekieta and Master start dating and eventually get married
And they lived happily ever after

The End

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

I used to think he was a charming asshole. Then I thought he was just an asshole. Apparently, though, he's a flat-out psychopath, even though he's too weak to harm anyone other than anyone stupid enough to trust him.

Didn’t he admit to this when trying to ruin Eric’s business? He “Ack Ack”d, but I took that as an admission. After sending Riley to fuck with him (cops did actually arrest Riley, in case people forgot) and encouraging people to desecrate a grave, I’m pretty sure most people probably hate Dax on moral and religious grounds.

 

[Kheapathic]

Judge: Council, why didn't you inform your client that they shouldn't speak about their ongoing litigation?

Randazza: Because I like money.

 

[DumbDude43]

Kayla divorces Rekieta
Kayla then dates Drexel

Rekieta movies in with Dick Master and Dick tries to help Rekieta's comedy career but goes nowhere
Rekieta's life spirals out of control and transitions into a woman
Rekieta and Master start dating and eventually get married
And they lived happily ever after

The End

here's my take on this trajectory:
>kayla divorces nick
>his family sides with her because of the kids
>the trust money is redirected to her, nick is now broke
>nick moves in with dax in LA
>april monkey branches again, ditches nick and gets with dax instead
>nick gets upset a tthis so dick kicks him out
>nick joins the crowd of homeless alcoholics in the streets of LA
>the end

 

[Strix454]

I was kind of expecting that Aaron would lose it after the rumors/stories of April blowing Nick during the stream came out. Almost nobody is going to quietly take that level of disrespect. Good for Aaron. I'm glad to see that he willing to stand up for himself.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

Haven't seen it mentioned yet but Steel toe opened the show with a song about swinging he's full on detractor mode right now

 

[Harm]

According to Aaron, Nick wanted to use a "weird encrypted app" to send messages instead of texting. Calls it "goofy" and compares it to himself being the hesitant guy in a horror film who says "let's not go through this door, oh well, I guess we're going through this door."

 

[Strix454]

Judge: Council, why didn't you inform your client that they shouldn't speak about their ongoing litigation?

Randazza: Because I like money.

Randazza actually did (according to Nick) inform him not to do that. But he did it anyway and bragged about having done it against Randazza's advice.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Kayla divorces Rekieta
Kayla then dates Drexel

Rekieta movies in with Dick Master and Dick tries to help Rekieta's comedy career but goes nowhere
Rekieta's life spirals out of control and transitions into a woman
Rekieta and Master start dating and eventually get married
And they lived happily ever after

The End

I see Nick ending up like Andy Dick or Ice Poseidon if he continues on this trajectory, April will just jump the next (likely married) man who's dumb enough to let that shrieking harpy rip the soul out of him, she has no loyalty and won't go down with any ship.

 

[Thief of Tables]

"You've got five fucking kids, quit fucking around, and get your goddam shit together. Y'know, money masks a lot of shit, but it can't buy a new soul!"

Rekeita deserves all the shit he's eating, but Aaron giving his think of the kids spiel rings so hollow to me. This dude left his wife and kids for the same coke whore. He doesn't have much moral high ground here.