Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Truly Rural]

To be a proper funny man Aaron needs to have couple of drinks to relax his inhibitions if you know what I mean.

 

[urr13 account]

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AmHolte might as well spill the beans if he’s gonna do this.

i think if he was on KC he would have talked, he just wanted to be wined and dined a little first.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Now he's pretending there is a corner demon. Lol!

And implying it’s April

“Will you forsake all others for me”

Chat asks K yourself text is April 12th, was not. Now has a sack demon he jokingly asks.

Chat tells him to stay away from Ethan Ralph, Aaron says sack demon (she) who handles all bookings will handle it. Follows up sack demon is a black man.

This all took Aaron by surprise like Pearl Harbor.

 

[stupid frog]

Someone told Aaron that Nick claimed he was "counseling their marriage" and Aaron burst into uproarious laughter.

And he just implied he fucked Kayla too. "He counseled my marriage like I counseled his! Yeah we really counseled each other!"

WIFE SWAP

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I have been posting that Rekeita is a polyamorous cuckold since the very moment he started posting pictures of his wifes ass online and I've received cope responses until this day.

APOLOGIZE NULL

It's one of those rare moments when years of wild speculation is finally confirmed all at once.

 

[Journoscum]

We can see how much of a lolcow this dude is. Will he try to milk this shit for months in order to keep an audience that truly does not give a shit about anything he has to say except for the anti Nick stuff or will he just randomly decide to dump everything in order to truly move past everything?

$50K on milking.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Damn, Aaron's got some comedy in him. He should grab on to the infamy. Don Imus made it work. Several times now that I think about it.

He's better at improv off the top of his head than Rekieta, at least.

That's a retardedly low bar that even Barbados Slim couldn't get under but still.

 

[Harm]

It sounds like PPP and Warski are lining Aaron up for Sunday for a "big stream."

He is also aware of him being already clipped in this thread. It's seemingly a different clip instead.

 

[Kurohige]

Also that Nick is a “small man” for his frame

When Nick gets piss drunk, braindead high, and pops a BlueChew to fuck April live on-stream because "I don't care anymore and that fucker Aaron called me small," and gets his channel nuked...

That Lolcow Award better come in pure platinum.

 

[Lidl Drip]

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AmHolte might as well spill the beans if he’s gonna do this.

Rekieta could learn a thing or two about comedy from Mr AmHolety.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Haven't seen it mentioned yet but Steel toe opened the show with a song about swinging he's full on detractor mode right now

A superchatter also asked how many women he fucked in the last six months, and he said three. He was married so April is obviously one. In the last stream he mentioned getting his dick sucked by a woman that day. So I'd assume she is two. I think he was heavily implying that Lady Rackets was three, especially with the intro song choice.

 

[Evilronald]

He's better at improv off the top of his head than Rekieta, at least.

That's a retardedly low bar that even Barbados Slim couldn't get under but still.

Aaron also isn’t drunk 24/7 and doesn’t have a ceiling cat tormenting him.

 

[DumbDude43]

amhol[t]e
the T is silent

 

[Eyesore City]

I gotta hand it to this Aaron fella, he's making the best of getting cucked infront of the the entire internet.

Bring the temple down, Aaron. Spill all the dirt.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

He’s a lot funnier when he’s being paraphrased here.

Yeah, he's cringe.
There's a desperation to him that's very off-putting.
"PLEASE, WHY WON'T YOU LIKE ME?"
"PLEASE JUST BE MY FRIEND!"

We probably all know the type.

 

[feral cat #6385]

As a libertarian Nick is likely a strong proponent of abortion.

Nick is pro life.

I think luring your audience into unknowingly watching you get your dick sucked is pretty terrible. You know what's more terrible? What happens when he forgets to lock the door and his kids walk in on that? Why do you think he gets so mad when they do barge in on him when they're supposed to be in bed?

The kids learn you can suck on certain body parts.

We've heard from Null, PPP, Warski, Dragon's Treasure, Aaron Imholte, Nick Stein and many more I'm forgetting but the one person I want to hear from is CGoody. What does CGOODY think about that stream? I want to hear just how far he's willing to go to noseguard.

I'm betting Ron Toye is having a good week.

Lets check in on the locals balldowashers!

Holy shit. I didn't think it was possible to have a single digit IQ.

 

[Sharpeteer]

WIFE SWAP

"My wife and I are monogamous, we only have sex with each other!"

- Nicholas Rekieta, Sean Struggle Session, November 2023

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

That's a retardedly low bar that even Barbados Slim couldn't get under but still.

That's what my wife said after giving her the rundown on Cokey Rackets and the mess he worked himself into. Then she complimented him on his determination to live the rest of his days as an addict in a half-stripped crack shack.

 

[urr13 account]

I gotta hand it to this Aaron fella, he's making the best of getting cucked infront of the the entire internet.

Bring the temple down, Aaron. Spill all the dirt.

This is his moment.

if he has any sense he'll get the fuck out of the sektur when its done and go back to actual radio or something ...and maybe start finasteride if it isnt too late.

 

[victor lasagna]

WIFE SWAP

Aaron is full of shit. Kayla showed constant disdain for him. Watch the hot tub stream. Aaron even admits she hates him.

His constant response to trolls saying "April is fucking other guys" or "April is getting a train run on her" was to reframe that they meant "Aaron and April are swinging and Aaron is scoring tons of young box". It's a bullshit cope for the fact hes been totally emasculated by his wife saying he doesn't make her cum and then ditching him for another guy. Blue collar guys with steel boots leave their wives satisfied.