Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

That's fuckin metal

It was the 80s. Kids raised themselves back then. It served as a template to know what not to do as an adult.

The one thing I find hard to believe is that a woman is doing coke and watching him for 2+ hours and not saying a word. The math does not add up. I heard the voice clips and all that, but I sincerely cannot believe that a woman doing cocaine is capable of being quiet for 2 hours. It's literally not possible. Please prove me wrong.

We don't know she was there the whole time. When she is in the room, she probably does all sorts of weird shit like flashing her tits and pussy. And potentially blowing Nick.

 

[Stupor Mario]

The one thing I find hard to believe is that a woman is doing coke and watching him for 2+ hours and not saying a word. The math does not add up. I heard the voice clips and all that, but I sincerely cannot believe that a woman doing cocaine is capable of being quiet for 2 hours. It's literally not possible. Please prove me wrong.

Ever see women waste hours dicking around on their phones?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

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Ha! Dude got layed out by Kayla. I'm guessing this is why he had it set to audio only?

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

I've caught up on everything and have a few things to say:

1. April looks like an HR Karen with thin FAS lips that spend more time talking shit than giving good head, women like that are usually shit at oral and shit in bed. Aaron and Nick made terrible decisions with that nasty woman.

2. Aaron is a pussy of a man who let April ruin his prior marriage and then let her fuck around with the Rekietas and is posturing to try to save face. He isn't gonna blow the lid off of shit. I'm reserving my full judgements for KC but I have a feeling he will once again pussy out. He knew April was fucking him this whole time and decided to react only after she was caught doing shit on stream. If Aaron wanted to do something useful he'd have made a CPS report long ago instead of waiting until he could content farm about the situation. Aaron is just as guilty as the rest of them for not being a man and stopping this shit show earlier. It's his responsibility as the man of his house to either get his woman or cut things off instead of twiddling his thumbs and waiting for an opportunity. Nick did all the work for him and he's taking credit by making some teehee jokes and allusions but never being concrete about anything. He is right to not get comfy because some of us see through this act because this was also Rekieta's playbook during the Weeb Wars arc.

3. Nick is on more drugs than Aaron is probably aware of. His behavior is consistent with more than just what has been stated. He needs to be put into a mandatory rehab. They need intervention now or something worse is going to go down in that house. I don't trust any of those adults to behave rationally even around the children. They are too far up their own asses that they can't stop and focus on the important things.

 

[Sharpeteer]

The one thing I find hard to believe is that a woman is doing coke and watching him for 2+ hours and not saying a word. The math does not add up. I heard the voice clips and all that, but I sincerely cannot believe that a woman doing cocaine is capable of being quiet for 2 hours. It's literally not possible. Please prove me wrong.

Well we don't know for absolute 100% certain she did any coke or drugs herself. Since her and the crabs moving into his place is fairly recent, it's entirely possible to me she's still in that "new girlfriend" high, and is perfectly content watching this guy for this long. After all, he's the "new" and "better" boyfriend, as opposed to the husband that can't please her.

 

[Blackhole]

I wanna field this one. My father was an abusive, violent asshole. Had to move every couple years because he constantly started fights with the neighbors. Some of which lead to lawsuits and criminal charges. My happiest day was when my parents split up. Stepfather #1 was a drug addict but there were comparatively fewer violent fights. There were always a lot of drugs around the house, pot, coke, hash, other things. He kept the Hash in the freezer. Stepfather #2 was a good dood. So she cheated on him and divorced him. Poor guy. But then they got remarried down the line which was kind of weird. Not having a good father in the picture probably fucked up my adult development by a good 5 years but no sense crying over spilled milk.

I can't be the only farmer with a sort of fucked up childhood.

wow, that really sucks. but this is the nick rekieta thread, not the childhood vent thread.

The one thing I find hard to believe is that a woman is doing coke and watching him for 2+ hours and not saying a word. The math does not add up. I heard the voice clips and all that, but I sincerely cannot believe that a woman doing cocaine is capable of being quiet for 2 hours. It's literally not possible. Please prove me wrong.

she might have been taking something else like mdma or benzos.

 

[Formerly Trucks]

This picture was too fun to make, I had to go back and add a balldo, some more highlights and animate it into a gif:


Edit: bonus transparent version

Spoiler: Transparent thumbnail flickers

 

[Sharpeteer]

This picture was too fun to make, I had to go back and add a balldo, some more highlights and animate it into a gif:

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You are exceptionally talented.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

So no stories were told?

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Listening to Nick's locals stream. I can't wait for his bible podcast. He's a complete retard with zero understanding of Hebrew/Greek culture. It's going to be a blast.

 

[CarlosDanger]

This harvest is bountiful and I am thankful for it. I do however go back and feel really bad for the children. IF the story of April being high and tweaking and driving Aaron's kids to the point his ex wife had to get a restraining order on her, that is no way to live. Having to ask some stranger to heat you up some food because mommy and daddy are all fucked up on drugs fucking the tweaker whore that moved in. If this is all true and Aaron does lay it all out and it is as bad as it seems, I hope to god someone comes and takes those kids because they are going to grow up with severe mental issues.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

What's your relationship with your father like?

He wasn’t that bad. Made some dumb decisions. I still remember his last words:
“DON’T SON, THAT GUN’S LOADED”
As I said, dumb decision.

 

[AnOminous]

He has 5 kids in the formative years 6 years old and above. They live every day in this hedonistic drug den where both parents are completely drugged out constantly plus an extra crack-whore sex-friend as a live-in.

I was talking about Daxipad.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Is Balldo doing a second LOCALS stream?

I feel bad for Owen A. Forrums. It’s like Germany vs Brazil. Pat gets a pretty funny happening and then Rekieta just keeps scoring on him.

 

[Large Rodent]

Can we at least wait 24 hours before completely derailing the thread with unrelated bullshit?

We're here for Nick, not anecdotes about your damn dads. Jesus Christ.

 

[CarlosDanger]

He wasn’t that bad. Made some dumb decisions. I still remember his last words:
“DON’T SON, THAT GUN’S LOADED”
As I said, dumb decision.

Major props for a Stone Cold reference.

 

[feral cat #6385]

1. April looks like an HR Karen with thin FAS lips that spend more time talking shit than giving good head, women like that are usually shit at oral and shit in bed. Aaron and Nick made terrible decisions with that nasty woman.

Yea I don't get it. She looks like a bog witch. Shameful display.

wow, that really sucks. but this is the nick rekieta thread, not the childhood vent thread.

Nick's kids are growing up in a similar environment. Most of them will be fine and will end up farmers. I look forward to their contributions to the thread.

 

[Lammy]

Cross-posting this from the Chris Bores thread because I think it's really funny:

Our favorite spiritual expert, Chris Bores, has confirmed that Nick Rekieta's alcoholism and life spiral COULD HAVE been caused by the Sonichu Demon, contained within the Sonichu Medallion that Rekieta possesses.

tweet (archive)

context of what Bores was replying to of some guy asking him about it:

https://archive.ph/IvYis

https://archive.ph/fS8EE

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I feel bad for Owen A. Forrums. It’s like Germany vs Brazil. Pat gets a pretty funny happening and then Rekieta just keeps scoring on him.

I feel even worse for Bossman fans. Fatrick is great and so was the great chair hoax, but Bossman has had like 3 solid community happenings today and was completely overshadowed by an arguably worse addict. Along with everything else Rackets is a god damn RAT.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Well we don't know for absolute 100% certain she did any coke or drugs herself. Since her and the crabs moving into his place is fairly recent, it's entirely possible to me she's still in that "new girlfriend" high, and is perfectly content watching this guy for this long. After all, he's the "new" and "better" boyfriend, as opposed to the husband that can't please her.

She would have to be into necrophilia for that to be the case.

This harvest is bountiful and I am thankful for it. I do however go back and feel really bad for the children. IF the story of April being high and tweaking and driving Aaron's kids to the point his ex wife had to get a restraining order on her, that is no way to live. Having to ask some stranger to heat you up some food because mommy and daddy are all fucked up on drugs fucking the tweaker whore that moved in. If this is all true and Aaron does lay it all out and it is as bad as it seems, I hope to god someone comes and takes those kids because they are going to grow up with severe mental issues.

I wonder what went on on April 19th...