Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Howling Janny Dog]

>Have busy work week
>Rekieta implodes
>There's a bajillion more pages to sift through
Why must you do this to me Balldosisters

 

[Bunkerhousing]

What did he mean by this?

An alcoholic/junkie can only recover if they first admit they have a problem, Rekieta has been unwilling to do this.

Compare this to women getting beaten by their men. It is the same thing. The woman must want to leave the man, if not you are not able to help her.

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick dying would be boring. Much more poetic if he suffers some debilitating liver failure that renders him unable to process alcohol and causes anemia and he becomes so weak he's confined to a wheelchair the rest of his life. Wouldn't that be FUNNY and WEIRD if he ends up like Stephen Hawking? You know, because he CAN'T WALK???

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I would like to extend a formal apology to Aaron for all the things I’ve said on the forums about him. He seems like your average Midwest guy who got mixed up in that bad pussy and Nick’s degeneracy but is having a personal pull up moment realizing what actually matters. Wish him all the best and future success for him and his kids now that the negative influences in his life are gone.

 

[break these cuffs]

There's something off about balldo's race jokes. Racism is typically stuff like "Blacks are violent and stupid. I don't like the content of their character or the color of their skin. They have never done anything of value so they have to steal the historical identity of both the Egyptian and the Hebrew." or "Wypipo don't season dey ceiling birds. Wypipo likes walkin in nature and bein' polite. Asians don't like wey den we keels dem 'n sheeit". This is funny because it is true. Rekeicism is "Mexicans can only spell repair. I'm hitting up this party like a Japanese man with a boarding pass." This is stupid and nonsensical, but you are expected to find it funny because it is crass and mentions race. What's the joke? There is no joke, but he said Arab. These are not race jokes, these are post-race post-jokes.

You think the jokes are strange because you're not the intended audience. Nick is telling the jokes to stroke himself off. He thinks he's fucking hilarious. He's the funniest, cleverist, most charming littler fucker to ever crack a joke. You can see it in his smirks after he lands an absolute banger.

I have a friend who did the same shit. He's a witty guy while sober who would descend into obnoxiousness at times. He starts at obnoxious when he's drunk and descends into the same type of non sequitur retardation Nick does and thinks everything he says is solid fucking gold. It didn't matter that he wouldn't get a reaction out of anyone else. I'm not sure he ever noticed. He actually has a lot more similarities with Nick than I realized before I started writing this reply, but I digress.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Aaron is hinting at dropping spicy texts. Aaron isn't happy about the Bible story from last night and he believes Rekieta was calling him a liar. Another spicy stream.

https://rumble.com/v4wxdaz-pick-your-poison-make-it-work-stms-05-23-24.html

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

Also it’s cringe inducing every time rackets randomly inserts “butthole” into his comments as part of the random access schtick why is he like this

 

[Orc-Chud]

I would like to extend a formal apology to Aaron for all the things I’ve said on the forums about him. He seems like your average Midwest guy who got mixed up in that bad pussy and Nick’s degeneracy but is having a personal pull up moment realizing what actually matters. Wish him all the best and future success for him and his kids now that the negative influences in his life are gone.

Aarons a gay faggot

 

[elb]

She no doubt has a massive fucking backlog of stuff to get through because it's been non-stop insanity since Monday with Rekieta. Just give it time.

Can confirm
I’m 23 pages behind can you guys all calm down for a second so I can catch up

He’s been using Molly for a while. Openly talked about that in his locals (asking for a subscribers dealer) and how good it felt on stream.

I think @Himedall All-seeing Waifu might have an archive somewhere.

Sorry if this has already been posted

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

I would like to extend a formal apology to Aaron for all the things I’ve said on the forums about him. He seems like your average Midwest guy who got mixed up in that bad pussy and Nick’s degeneracy but is having a personal pull up moment realizing what actually matters. Wish him all the best and future success for him and his kids now that the negative influences in his life are gone.

I make no apologies for laughing at any thing making fun of Aaron cause he said he finds it funny when the casino calls him a faggot and he’s a big boy who can take some heat unlike rekeita

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Aaron is hinting at dropping spicy texts. Aaron isn't happy about the Bible story from last night and he believes Rekieta was calling him a liar. Another spicy stream.

https://rumble.com/v4wxdaz-pick-your-poison-make-it-work-stms-05-23-24.html

>click link, they're currently live and watching people die in car accidents.
wtf

 

[Kino Dogmeat]

Pillsplaining the Interwebs is quickly becoming one my favorite shows. I'm glad Nick replaced all that legal mumbo jumbo with cutting edge L.A. based comedian humor.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

There has been so many interesting implications from him, if he doesn’t go into details I’ll be pissed. Like wtf did his kids see that made them hate the Rekietas and beg not to go back?

The most charitable reason I could think of is that the kids are stuck there until 3:00 AM while all the adults are in the hot tub they're not allowed to go in. Rackets also looks like a weird ghoul and says bizarre shit when he's fucked up on something. So periods of boredom interrupted by the occasional glimpse of a cryptid babbling his random access humor.

 

[Cuntster2]

Nick’s OnlyUseMeBalldo arc is the most entertaining he’s been in years

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

>click link, they're currently live and watching people die in car accidents.
wtf

Yeah he was watching clips for money. Now we're back on the Rekieta train. And now we're off of it. It's a 50/50 at this point.

OH SHIT. Aaron just asked if there was a bible story for:
'When one man's wife tells another man's wife that they are their soul mate'
'One man sits down another grown man to complain to him about how he talks to another man's wife they get so caught up no one else can get a word in edgewise'
'Speak their thoughts and it's the first time they've ever connected with anyone'
'I want to stop all of this and need help'

May be fucking up some of these quotes, will be clipping this when the rumble stream wraps.

Edit2: Aaron pretty well confirming that he and Kayla got too close and Balldo and April got jealous leading to some shower texts.

Edit3: This stream is never gonna end. I've got shit to do, if nobody clips it, I'll try to knock it out later, can't do --live-from-start with rumble and yt-dlp. 1 hr or 1:10 mark is when he started with the bible passages. There was also one around the 1:48 mark. There is stuff thrown all throughout so far though.

 

[dustnight]

slight tweak

I would like to extend a formal apology to Aaron for all the things I’ve said on the forums about him. He seems like your average Midwest faggot who who sucked one to many dicks on top of Nick’s degeneracy but is having a personal pull up moment after witnessing the true horrors of the Balldo. Wish him all the best and future success for him and his kids now that the negative influences in his life are gone.

 

[Happy Camper]

This is the happiest I've ever heard Null sound; it makes me happy.
Kudos balldo.

Edit: Happy 3800 errybody!

I'm so glad this was clipped, thanks for linking it. Probably the biggest laugh I've had at something in a MATI episode ever. The moment Josh realizes that he's actually reading the same one a second time is pure gold. Like you said, nice seeing him enjoy himself too.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I might have missed it... Do we have Erics comments? I am not wanting to use twitter for it...

So apologies if I have missed it on this thread it goes so fast.

Here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/nicholas-robert-rekieta-rekieta-law-nickrekieta.53871/post-18412759

Did they not realize you have to get up during the day to do that??? And he has to leave the crackshack?

Technically he didn't have to leave the crack shack since it was a Zoom thing.

 

[Swole McPole]

There has been so many interesting implications from him, if he doesn’t go into details I’ll be pissed. Like wtf did his kids see that made them hate the Rekietas and beg not to go back?

I'm curious about how and what his ex-wife knew that persuaded her to take out the restraining order. Has this been discussed and I missed it somehow? How would ex-wife find out that the new wife was getting high and driving the kids around? The kids complaining about their experiences at Chez Rekieta seems like the only explanation that would make any sense.

 

[sum ting wong]

Aaron is dropping a lot of hints again, all in the form of "Is there a bible verse where..."

Lot's of hinting about Nicki being jealous of the relationship forming between Aaron and Kayla. One of them was about telling each other songs that are meaningful to each other and singing them together, and then he starts playing this song.

So I'm guessing that's the song him and our wife sang at karaoke. He also said that the couch story is 'the nuke' so Nick's gonna need to do a pearl harbor so we can get it.

Edit: "Is there a bible verse for when you're cuddling and you call each other soulmates"