Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

Hopefully the audio works on these. Aaron has been dropping details during his stream and knowing how vindictive Nick is he'll probably respond, we might be getting the couch story nuke someday soon.

 

[Raikiri]

I'm wondering if the libertarian mindset inevitably made him do all of this degenerate shit or is he using high up ideals to justify this shit. Whatever it is it seems that Dick (and Jim in a way) are heavily influencing his thoughts and lifestyle.

He is influenced outrageously easily(fuck grammar). That was clear from the beginning, after weeb wars he was talking more about anime, after hanging out with FNT he was more talking about the movies. I don't think grifting was the top priority. He's laughably desperate for attention and having pretty much no personality or convictions made morphing into hobbies really easy for him. This is retards like jewsh and others don't get, from the get go it was obvious he was a weak faggot that can go with whatever on a whim. After failing to realize that all this time, now they are coping non-stop that he changed when he was never strong willed, smart individual to begin with. You can't blame dragon dragon for farting, that's what it does. You just gotta be better at recognizing signs of a dragon dragon before it farts.

I also think this MDMA thing became obsession after Johnny Depp trial how he was doing MDMA with people so naturally Balldo wanted to be percieved and feel like Johnny Depp.

Trooning out arc is gonna be immaculate.

 

[Scan_Lines]

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Could Kayla be the mystery brunette on Aaron’s lock screen?

This reminds me with 2 guys I went to school with who's parents were friends before they were born. When the guys were around 17ish, 1 of their parents started separating and we found out the dad was cheating with someone. Long story short, he was cheating with the other mother and the 2 that had been cheated on, ended up together. Hilariously weird and sad.

 

[Seafarer]

I was looking through the comments of the Bearing video and found this:

Gee what did that guy mean by “im pdo”?


I’m not gonna post it but the guys community posts are filled with borderline pornographic lolicon, what a fucking weirdo

https://youtube.com/@vert_greenheart

 

[Truly Rural]

Dude gets divorced, Rekieta most affected. Kill yourself for inconveniencing me with your family/children/divorce drama.

 

[AnOminous]

Of course, I do know that a lawyer’s legal ability isn’t necessarily dictated by their win/loss ratio, the types of cases they’ve done, or even their law school. So who’s to say he’s really all that much better than a cheaper but less famous lawyer

"Better" is entirely related to your case. Hiring Johnny Cochrane for a traffic ticket is a waste of money. There is nothing unique about this case that requires special skills. This is a straight up defamation case where the defendant fucked up bigtime due to being a mentally retarded wetbrained drunken alcoholic lying asshole who committed straight up defamation. This is strip mall lawyer shit and the focus should have been on reducing the bleeding.

Nick decided to waste as much money as humanly possible completely destroying himself thanks to his own absolute stupidity, and now, he's blaming everyone but himself for his own moronic, drunken decisions. He insists he had no idea what Randazza was doing and that somehow, Randazza wasn't doing exactly what he told him to do and paid him to do.

Nick is a lying liar who lies, plus he has booze-induced brain damage.

 

[Nate Dingus]

Damn Nick I didn’t think you’d fall this hard, I’m now expecting Rekeita Law to end with Budd Dwyer finale.

Suicide usually requires a desire to save face, or an acknowledgement that you've lost. Rekeita seems incapable of both.

I picture Jerry's end in Fargo. A former Minnesota family man refusing to admit defeat, being dragged screeching into the cold by the police.

https://youtu.be/faVy85fIB2U?si=1RVcfWHmp1ExsLf2

 

[Strix454]

As I've said many times now, I do not believe Metokur explicitly told Nick that Monty is a pedo.

In fact, Jim is pretty opposed to making such accusations without proof. Does anybody else remember that old video about the toy collector?

Metokur has always been rather careful to cover things rather than make statements about how he knows things in the way that Nick did. They discussed Monty and the news around Monty back in 2018. But that was about it. It was just something that happened and then everyone moved on.

Nick can't blame Metokur for Nick getting angry in 2022 about Monty dunking on his YT ban in a stream chat.

 

[AnOminous]

That's a lot of words for "Nick is a racist crackhead who rambles to himself because he thinks he's le epic funny channer". It's about the same kind of random-access humour you'd find the average gas station hobo spouting. Because that's who Nick currently is.

He's Chris-Chan. It's literal Chris-Chan humor, an autistic retard babbling unintelligible gibberish. Despite the audience sitting in stone-faced silence and nobody laughing, he is somehow still convinced he's hilarious. You see, he can't pick up social cues.

 

[Finger Pistols]

BUT GOOD NEWS GUYS! Doctor said he’s really healthy! His blood test was GREAT!

>Yes Mr Riketa, your blood analysis came back. The results are very positive, your blood is only 60% ethanol and 30% other illicit drugs. Please continue drinking, you deserve another drink! Would you kindly fire up a livestream on Friday as well? I am a big fan of the kill-. I mean, the Rekieta show. Goodbye and enjoy your drink!
>*Door closes and a man steps from the shadows*

>Plan B is in action. Thank you doctor, you aren't as incompetent as the other sleeper agents. Prepare yourself, stalker, hat salesman, child! I have a surprise awaiting you, in prison!

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

It's only me that sees some poetic cosmic parallels to Nicks Pillstream and when he mocked Jack Murphy 2 years back?

The main difference is that Jack Murphy hided for some time, letting the dust fall before coming back.
Nick won't do the same because everything is "fine" and people are "weird" and just overreacting.

This last video is just because I'm spiteful.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

He absolutely should lose access to his kids until he gets it together.

 

[break these cuffs]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

Aaron claims they currently have the best relationship they've had since they were married. He's also holding back a lot regarding what he did and what he allowed his kids to be around at the Rekeitas' house.

 

[Tablet County]

I've been considering using Rekieta as a scale of measurement for bad offensive jokes.
0 Rekietas: The joke is properly funny and offensive.
1 Rekieta: The joke is kind of funny and a little offensive.
2 Rekietas: The joke is safe edgy, and may or may not be funny, but barely scratches the surface of offensive humor.
3 Rekietas: The kind of offensive joke your dad would tell; boomer-tier.
4 Rekietas: The joke is just like when Ali Baba tried to steal from the cave because he's an arab and hey he's got this this side piece who he's eating her vagina because he's arab and the forty thieves who aren't black because we didn't invent black people back then have this cave, and the door opens when you say "open sesame" and the cave is full of burger buns, and ronald mcdonald is fat and Kasim, who's Ali baba's brother has lots of money like an iron shiek and he's fucking people in the ass and making them humble, and some of those people are kids, but it's okay because in the quran muhammed has this harem of fourteen year olds and (etc.)

 

[sum ting wong]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

Sounds like he already came clean to his ex about it. He mentioned before how forgiving the people in his life were and that he's getting help for the things he's seen, whatever that means. He's going to some group for people that experienced similar stuff and he's going to therapy.

I need the full stories to come out because he's making it sound like the Rekieta household has given him PTSD rather than just experiencing being around a drug addict for a few weeks.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

As I've said many times now, I do not believe Metokur explicitly told Nick that Monty is a pedo.

He didn't. I listened to the stream Jim and Nick did about Monty and compiled everything Jim said in reference to Monty. It can be found here. Nick is pissed he's in a lawsuit with Monty and since Jim is the person that introduced him to Monty he blames him for it. Probably thinks that if he never did that stream he wouldn't be in this situation. Just another way for Nick to not accept any blame for his current predicament.

Edit: At the time I noted some clippable moments that could become relevant. I'm sure Elissa has her hands full at the moment but they'd be very good to have to juxtapose with the upcoming Jim streams.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

"Better" is entirely related to your case. Hiring Johnny Cochrane for a traffic ticket is a waste of money. There is nothing unique about this case that requires special skills. This is a straight up defamation case where the defendant fucked up bigtime due to being a mentally retarded wetbrained drunken alcoholic lying asshole who committed straight up defamation. This is strip mall lawyer shit and the focus should have been on reducing the bleeding.

Nick decided to waste as much money as humanly possible completely destroying himself thanks to his own absolute stupidity, and now, he's blaming everyone but himself for his own moronic, drunken decisions. He insists he had no idea what Randazza was doing and that somehow, Randazza wasn't doing exactly what he told him to do and paid him to do.

Nick is a lying liar who lies, plus he has booze-induced brain damage.

Didn't nick have some sort of beef with randazza or his partner or something like that? If that's the case I wonder if in nick's wetbrained mind somehow him taking the case "owns" randazza for some perceived slight? Like after nick gets felted in court and loses hundreds of thousands somehow this will hurt randazza and his reputation?

its all predicated on everyone everywhere taking nick's word as gospel so I don't think its that crazy a theory but I don't know enough randazza lore

 

[TexOffender]

Damn even Bearing and SugarTits are noticing Nick:

Every single channel covering this, small and large says "he's a lawyer that covers trials." You're a law channel Nick, even though you don't want to be.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Watching the steel balldo show and it sounds like Balldo was real jealous because he has been neglecting our wife for years and she latched onto the first guy that actually paid attention to her that Balldo invited into the house. Congratulations Balldo you played yourself lost the case again. April and Balldo sat Aaron and our wife down and told them they were getting too close. He wants to swing then gets jealous when his wife enjoys it more than he wants her to. He's definitely the prototypical middle aged libertine. The only thing that stops me believing it completely is just look at Steel toe faggot. Then again she married balldo so we already know she makes bad choices.
Edit: My theory on the couch story "He asked me some really uncomfortable questions" the couch story is balldo trying to get steel toe to do gay shit

You see, ol'Amholte knows how to make a lady fall for his dick. He just takes a bunch of dick pills first. It worked on April!