Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Laura Loomer]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

I heard him claim that his ex-wife is already aware of everything, tracks with all the going to church and therapy he's been doing.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Patrick and Rackets should down some bottles together and drag race their Rustangs through the streets of Knoxville. Whoever totals their car first is the winner, winner gets an open bar at Hooligan's and a free balldo.

That would be funny I think.

 

[Particle Bored]

Watches Rekieta drunkstream clips with his wife as a "fresh set of eyes."

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Watches Rekieta drunkstream/KC clips with his wife as a "fresh set of eyes."

And so it begins. Just like Null called it. Goddamn it, Nick

 

[NSA]

The commentary griftosphere is here, never fear!

I'm sure they will be a BIG HELP to the situation, and not just peck at the bones like vultures.

 

[Strix454]

Is this Aaron guy looking to lose access to his kids? Listening to these clips he is admitting to stuff his ex-wife could use against him, just so he can get one over on Nick.

Aaron's biggest problem with his ex-wife (and his parents) was his current wife April. Everyone associated with or around Aaron hated April and saw her as a danger to his children. With April gone, I think everyone including Aaron's ex-wife is going to see him as moving in the right direction and not punish him for anything he has admitted to in the past.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

The commentary griftosphere is here, never fear!

I'm sure they will be a BIG HELP to the situation, and not just peck at the bones like vultures.

All of LawTube should stream the various divorce precedings.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nicks father is very angry with us. He's sending uncle Vito to give us a talking to

 

[AnOminous]

I picture Jerry's end in Fargo. A former Minnesota family man refusing to admit defeat, being dragged screeching into the cold by the police.

William H. Macy plays a great loser, but I think Nick should be played by Buscemi.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I need the full stories to come out because he's making it sound like the Rekieta household has given him PTSD rather than just experiencing being around a drug addict for a few weeks.

I mean how would you feel if a man dropped a balldo on the table and took you and your wife out to a sex shop on your wife’s birthday while their kids are back home asking for you go heat up a can of spaghetti Os

 

[Big Miss Steak]

Maybe I'm MATI or a pearl-clutcher but given how we have reason to believe he's been doing drugs in front of his kids, given how we have reason to believe he has a side piece living with him and giving him blowies on stream, and given the increasing fixation he has on telling molestation jokes, it would not surprise me to learn he has exposed his kids to sexual content. I am not accusing him of being a pedo (this thread has become a cautionary tale on that), but I am becoming more suspicious that in his constant drug-and-coom-addled state he has done things in front of them or spoken about things in front of him (guess what April and I did last night har har har, your mom never wants to do that) or made jokes about them getting touched at church.

Nick's Nosedive has been fun to watch but I do feel bad for his kids.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Watches Rekieta drunkstream/KC clips with his wife as a "fresh set of eyes."

Another thing Null called, five minutes in and Bearing shows Sugar Titts the jerk off part and without having any idea of who or what AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed is you have no idea why he's doing what he's doing so they just think he's having a random wank or getting sucked off. Holy shit.

 

[AnOminous]

Didn't nick have some sort of beef with randazza or his partner or something like that?

He called Randazza's law partner a faggot for basically no reason at all in an incident that sort of prefigures his current state of retardation and assholery. It should have been a warning sign of what was coming, but at the time, it seemed out of character. Needless to say, he was drunk. The next day he was sober, though, and apologized and apparently the matter was smoothed over.

And so it begins. Just like Null called it. Goddamn it, Nick

People I've never even heard of are crawling out of the woodwork to join the feeding frenzy and shit all over Balldo.

 

[SargonF00t]

Before you get too excited, keep in mind he also explicitly said in the same show he did not have sex with Nick and he does not believe Nick is gay.

That's because Nick told him that he has relationships with women and only sex with men.

 

[LemonParty]

FYI: Kayla is still as degenerate of a xanny zombie as we've all pegged her to be. The only reason Aaron is singing her praises and calling her an angel is that he wants to cuck Nick like Nick cucked him.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Don’t worry all. Steel Toe and Our Wife have an emotional connection not a sexual one.

In the words of Ian Miles Chong “WOO-HOO-HOO-HOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA”

Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck
Cuck

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

With April gone, I think everyone including Aaron's ex-wife is going to see him as moving in the right direction and not punish him for anything he has admitted to in the past.

Ex-wives can be very forgiving, yes… until the next time you piss them off, then they have a whole lot of ammo to use against you.
He’s acting very smug, and very stupid.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

>people calling Nick a swinger

What are you talking about? Nick is monogamous*. Nick loves Kayla and her body ruined by multiple birth and even “pretended” to be a faggot to woo her on the rebound. Aaron’s lies about her trying to express her anxiety about Nick’s drug addiction was just a missed xannie dose. Aaron can’t even afford Kayla! Give Nick a few days and he’ll dispel all the lies when The BVLL Drexel comes in to watch a shitty 80’s movie with Nick and Drex farts in Kayla and April’s vaginas comments on the content of the movie.

*The Rekieta definition of monogamy is context sensitive and subject to change.

 

[AnOminous]

FYI: Kayla is still as degenerate of a xanny zombie as we've all pegged her to be. The only reason Aaron is singing her praises and calling her an angel is that he wants to cuck Nick like Nick cucked him.

It's the Circle of Cuckoldry.

*The Rekieta definition of monogamy is context sensitive and subject to change.

 

[Captain Manning]

Didn't nick have some sort of beef with randazza or his partner or something like that?

His partner.

But, to hear Nick tell it, he's not happy with Randazza either now. Because, AGAIN, Nick needs to blame everybody and anybody except himself.

If that's the case I wonder if in nick's wetbrained mind somehow him taking the case "owns" randazza for some perceived slight? Like after nick gets felted in court and loses hundreds of thousands somehow this will hurt randazza and his reputation?

its all predicated on everyone everywhere taking nick's word as gospel so I don't think its that crazy a theory but I don't know enough randazza lore

In no appreciable way will this case hurt Mark Randazza. He's not incompetent like Ty. He is doing the very best he can in spite of his client being a massive fucktard, and I think most people understand that.

Randazza is gonna keep cashing some pretty sizable checks from Nick, and continue to quietly laugh his ass off while doing so. Regardless of what the ultimate outcome is.

In a way, Randazza is the biggest winner in this whole shitshow. At least in a financial sense.

Nick is not owning Randazza. Randazza is owning Nick. Nick is nowhere near as smart as he thinks he is.