DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

This whole Akuma DLC update ordeal was just absolutely *mwah* chef's kiss.

• DSP hyping it up days in advance
• Him getting his ass handed to him by randoms with his 25+ years of game experience
• Him going into his typical baby rage, pulling out every blaming trick he can think of out of his ass
• Raging and slamming the controller in two utterly toxic streams
• The lack of "support" combined with all of the above
• Which meant basically everyone who was watching him, was pointing and laughing

Just fucking perfect.

So both stream was toxic af? Missed them but i might restream watch both of em.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

So both stream was toxic af? Missed them but i might restream watch both of em.

The main stream was mostly casuals so it was kinda boring, the night stream on the other hand? ALL I COULD TASTE WAS SALT!!

 

[Very Honest Content]

Its a small miracle he never got beat up badly for real.

The distinctions between actual physical combat sport practitioners to a group of their virtual replacements vidya controller jockeys really spared him the reality he deserved to experience running his dick-licker constantly like he does. Admitting you're a sloppy drunk on your knees to the former would have still had his skull cracked for being a coward which would have been the best lore if it had happened. The cuck reprieve story due to it just being a gaming tournament instead just doesn't have the same payoff.

So both stream was toxic af? Missed them but i might restream watch both of em.

The training wheel day stream was boring. I'd skip it unless you like a bit of a dash of wagesalt. Night stream delivered the salt geyser and I would suggest you not miss watching it in full, especially if you can stand 1.5X speed playback to shorten it up to an hour and 15 minutes to watch it all.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It’s hilarious how Phil went from being smug asshole Phil when he started off with Akuma to being his usual salty bitch once he ran into real competition. Like clockwork. Careful you don’t have a(nother) stroke, Phil.

 

[johnkimble123]

I still don't understand how those two got together

I mean... I'm sure there was a time where "the cool older guy with stable $$" was appealing, and everybody is impressionable in their teenage years. Not to mention taking a 20 year old cross country away from anybody she knew bought him a few years too. Once she made friends of her own, she was out. That's why Kat is perfect, she's a hermit with no aspiration now. And fat, so she can't just easily leave.

This whole Akuma DLC update ordeal was just absolutely *mwah* chef's kiss.

• DSP hyping it up days in advance
• Him getting his ass handed to him by randoms with his 25+ years of game experience
• Him going into his typical baby rage, pulling out every blaming trick he can think of out of his ass
• Raging and slamming the controller in two utterly toxic streams
• The lack of "support" combined with all of the above
• Which meant basically everyone who was watching him, was pointing and laughing

Just fucking perfect.

Maybe not playing the whole time, but he spend his whole day on SF6, spent hours going through the tutorial and practice mode, only to turn into vintage DSP in the game, with 1-2 techs he learned and shoehorning them into every situation. Funny, he can't call it dropping inputs or blame the lag when his combos drop in practice mode, when it was quite clear his execution is dog shit, but the second he's vs a human, it's everybody's fault but his.

He'll use the "I'm getting older and can't play games forever" talk to guilt people into supporting whatever dumb thing he does next, but his reflexes have been shit for years. Think of any game where they are important (COD, SF6, heck even dodging lightning in Zelda)... the brain to hands input lag is massive. His hands are dropping moves more than the games lmao.

Damn, he doesn't even get a few small tips anymore, just OIC's "anonymous" alts dropping $20 or $50. Phil's entire life is dependant on one person that isn't himself. That's gotta be scary. He's a narcissist though, so probably thinks he has it under control.

If you look at the post-1MM days, he's getting 90% of tips from either that Jordan person, who sounds like a sock, or the usual "anons" and names we've never heard of who pop in. Both streams had a tip to get him exactly to $50. Similar to BG3, he typically gets a tip to get to $50/$100 on the days he does. And when that group or person isn't around... you get $10-20 days.

Heck, the "podcast" has been 1-2 tips a lot recently.

 

[Gee Willows Wilson!]

My personal highlight of the night was seeing him get tilted by mirror matches, and the cherry on top, getting recked by people who play the same characters as him. Going mostly 1-2 against Zangeif, Dhalsim, Lily, Honda, and Blanka

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My personal highlight of the night was seeing him get tilted by mirror matches, and the cherry on top, getting recked by people who play the same characters as him. Going mostly 1-2 against Zangeif, Dhalsim, Lily, Honda, and Blanka

That Lily match was the best, it looked like he was about to cry on at least 3 separate occasions.

 

[PieceofShet]

Thanks guys for inserting the clip so fast and telling me to watch night stream only. Luckily PoP restreamed.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

That Lily match was the best, it looked like he was about to cry on at least 3 separate occasions.

That thrown perfect KO clearly broke him

 

[Skippy Shortbottom]

My personal highlight of the night was seeing him get tilted by mirror matches, and the cherry on top, getting recked by people who play the same characters as him. Going mostly 1-2 against Zangeif, Dhalsim, Lily, Honda, and Blanka

My favorite is Blanka because he really can't admit that he's a fuckin nuisance on all levels and not just some "low tier" like the rest of the characters he uses. Nah man, he's Upper-bottom-mid-tippity-top tier or some gay shit like that. He later said he's not used to using shoryukens/dragonpunch/Reversals since all his characters don't have a reversal. Which is bullshit since Blanka definitely does, so just more bullshit coming out of his mouth

Just hilarious when the opponent uses his best character and he's bitching about all the bullshit that is happening to him. Like, YEAH DUDE, WELCOME TO BLANKA and you're a faggot.

 

[AGoodBrazilian]

What Phastive and meaningful stream.

Begcon 2

Begcon 1

Lashing out his frustration in a unsuspected dent:

 

[johnkimble123]

Lost to a Lily that spams the same throw he does. She even got a perfect on him one round.
Lost to Blankas (Raw Phil) who basically use Phil's stupid basic combo against him but also some technique that Phil has no idea how to counter
Lost to a Zangief that actually put pressure on him (yeah there was a lag spike but the other 3 out of 4 matches he whooped Phil too)
Lost to a Honda who stuffed the Akuma med kick combo Phil was spamming all day

Phil can't beat "pattern" players, which says a lot about him since he's been saying that for 11 months...

He also said the connections have gone downhill, whatever the hell that means, even though he whined about lag and bad connections in the first months of the game coming out.

Even his chat makes fun of him, except the mega dents and LARPers who are unironically dented themselves now.

Oh and the best part... Mr "none of this matters" and "I'm not mad just frustrated" and other copes is the same person who obsesses over their W/L stats AND is more than happy to include casual matches in said W/L stats. In a game where you have to have a sub 40% W/L rate to not eventually hit Master.

 

[Corpun]

As annoying as Panda was, I did feel bad for her when Phil would straight up ignore her as she tried to fill dead air. He also does it a lot in the sauce video. This guy shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone.

I kind of feel bad for Khet too. Cult childhood aside, she hitched up with a cold, romancless, asexual loser who definitely doesn't care about her at all. No wonder she's stuffed herself fat with food.

Waiting for the day his controller actually drops his inputs from how much tardrage abuse he gives it. Then we finally get the new begment where he demands support for a new fightstick since the dumbfucks who made his current one didn't account for smacking it repeatedly like an infant. There is precedent for this, DSP broke his fucking keyboard back when he played Witcher 2.

 

[Pargon]

I am pretty desensitized and can listen to The Guy without getting angry or even annoyed, but there is one aspect of his speeches that pisses me off. The insinuations that his content "doesn't hurt anyone". The dumbass can't spend an hour without insulting
- twitch/YouTube
- gaming companies/developers
- CEOs and other people in power
- detractors
- people who watch his detractors
- the "fans" in his chat
- his opponents
- randoms who had the misfortune of interacting with him at some point (and didn't agree with him)
- delivery services
- the Cannon brothers (there's gotta be a special place for them)
- etc.

But of course, small things like "10 years of failure" in regards to his "content" are harmful and untrue. I wonder if he seriously thinks that insulting everyone around him (except Kat, who he belittles in a different way) is completely fine and not hurtful/toxic at all? Its a small miracle he never got beat up badly for real. His paranoia definitely helps.

To be fair, if DSP shit-talks you and you actually take it to heart then there is something deeply wrong with you and on some level it’s likely your life needs reevaluation.

 

[Amanda Byrnes]

As annoying as Panda was, I did feel bad for her when Phil would straight up ignore her as she tried to fill dead air. He also does it a lot in the sauce video. This guy shouldn't be in a relationship with anyone.

And she would say stuff like “shut up” or outright call him out and insult him. Phil would just goat laugh and ignore her. Phil needs someone like that in his life. This Puritan pussy whipped Phil is just gross.

 

[Lean In Ban]

Youtube DM's and Phil then basically "pressuring" Panda to become his girlfriend. The same tactic he used with Fay but failed at that time

Hold up, who was Fay again?

 

[FamicomGorby]

I kind of feel bad for Khet too. Cult childhood aside, she hitched up with a cold, romancless, asexual loser who definitely doesn't care about her at all. No wonder she's stuffed herself fat with food.

Waiting for the day his controller actually drops his inputs from how much tardrage abuse he gives it. Then we finally get the new begment where he demands support for a new fightstick since the dumbfucks who made his current one didn't account for smacking it repeatedly like an infant. There is precedent for this, DSP broke his fucking keyboard back when he played Witcher 2.

Eh, I can't really feel bad for Kat when she went out of her way to meet up with and then move in with fuckin DSP of all people. Like she only knew Phil cause of his youtube channel and online infamy. I know her brain seems to be firing on one cylinder but she had to have known what she was getting into.

Then again, maybe I'm just underestimating how much Phil love bombed her during the opening phase of their relationship. Flying her across the country multiple times and paying for luxurious excursions to Ikea. Whispering sweet nothings in her ear about how they were soulmates after like two fuckin dates.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

My favorite is Blanka because he really can't admit that he's a fuckin nuisance on all levels and not just some "low tier" like the rest of the characters he uses. Nah man, he's Upper-bottom-mid-tippity-top tier or some gay shit like that. He later said he's not used to using shoryukens/dragonpunch/Reversals since all his characters don't have a reversal. Which is bullshit since Blanka definitely does, so just more bullshit coming out of his mouth

Just hilarious when the opponent uses his best character and he's bitching about all the bullshit that is happening to him. Like, YEAH DUDE, WELCOME TO BLANKA and you're a faggot.
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That Blanka was actually Raw Phil. Guy has been sniping dave for like 3 weeks now.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I still don't understand how those two got together

Phil was still a big Youtuber at that time. That's the only reason.

 

[johnkimble123]

Eh, I can't really feel bad for Kat when she went out of her way to meet up with and then move in with fuckin DSP of all people. Like she only knew Phil cause of his youtube channel and online infamy. I know her brain seems to be firing on one cylinder but she had to have known what she was getting into.

Then again, maybe I'm just underestimating how much Phil love bombed her during the opening phase of their relationship. Flying her across the country multiple times and paying for luxurious excursions to Ikea. Whispering sweet nothings in her ear about how they were soulmates after like two fuckin dates.

Also the whole catching somebody either 1) on the rebound, 2) as they are trying to get out of a perceived toxic relationship or 3) who has issues deeper than the 1st 2 items. There's a reason the only 2 relationships (as in friends or more) that this clown has had while living in Seattle are people he could just chit chat with online. He has nothing to offer even his cat, who is declawed and probably has no toys to play with except Phil's wires and Kat's jelly rolls.