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Bold of you to assume it was an embed error and not just a pity ploy to make download an image of a sex doll.
That aside, uncanny isn't it?
That aside, uncanny isn't it?
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I don't know if it's the same company, but I remember Justin Whang did a stream where he showed a company making uncannily good Tifa Lockhart sex dolls.
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According to 4chan, if you paid less than 100$ in your butt desecration device, you are getting carcinogenic shit in.
Enjoy colon/uterus cancer, stalker child
Enjoy colon/uterus cancer, stalker child
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I have a couple questions for the ladies and gayntlemen of the thread,
- How many sexual aidɇs would a man have to own for you to reconsider a relationship with him?
- Are there any specific sorts which would immediately disqualify him as a partner?
- Ditto, but which would improve his prospects?
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1. >0I have a couple questions for the ladies and gayntlemen of the thread,
Apologies if they've already been asked, I skim-read the thread through my fingers, comme ça
- How many sexual aides would a man have to own for you to reconsider a relationship with him?
- Are there any specific sorts which would immediately disqualify him as a partner?
- Ditto, but which would improve his prospects?
2. Anything he still has that he claims was given to him as a prank.
3. I want nothing to do with his collection of sex toys. I don't know where they've been. If it was not ordered, delivered, and unwrapped IN MY PRESENCE, it does not belong in the relationship.
Tip: The best way to get rid of unwanted sex toys / porn is to find the biggest, most cholo'd out pickup truck in the Walmart parking lot, and casually place them in the bed in a way they won't be noticed immediately.
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for real - everything @Less Nasty Old Person said. it's bad enough you have a dick that's been used on others, don't bring anything else near me that has. do you want me to peg you with something I have pegged 20 other people with?
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hahahahah oh god thats funny.
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A pocket pussy is a sexual aid. A sexual aide is a human person, so ownership is either illegal or high-effort kinky.
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gosh darnit I knew I'd get the wrong one.
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I am excited to bring you guys the latest in Balldo developments.
Behold, the VIBRATING Balldo! Complete with a new vibrating feature, and tweaks to the original design.
THE FUCKING BUTTON IS ON THE BALLDO ITSELF. ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TURN IT ON BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON? WTF?????
They also made the cage shorter while making the actual piece of silicone itself longer. Supposedly, making the cage 10mm smaller allows for a more "natural" fit. RIP to my niggers with their huge ass balls.
The company also decided to make and sell separate spacer rings to add to your Balldo needs. The description they added for this particular product is where the fun is.
What did they mean by: "Yes we have seen ten!"
Who's balls are big enough for fucking TEN silicone spacer rings? WHERE can I find proof of this to satisfy my sick curiosity?
Behold, the VIBRATING Balldo! Complete with a new vibrating feature, and tweaks to the original design.
THE FUCKING BUTTON IS ON THE BALLDO ITSELF. ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TURN IT ON BEFORE YOU PUT IT ON? WTF?????
They also made the cage shorter while making the actual piece of silicone itself longer. Supposedly, making the cage 10mm smaller allows for a more "natural" fit. RIP to my niggers with their huge ass balls.
The company also decided to make and sell separate spacer rings to add to your Balldo needs. The description they added for this particular product is where the fun is.
What did they mean by: "Yes we have seen ten!"
Who's balls are big enough for fucking TEN silicone spacer rings? WHERE can I find proof of this to satisfy my sick curiosity?
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I'm sorry but I have to derail the balldo technology to share this
I searched "cholo truck" to see what that would look like and the first result put my fucking sides into orbit
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Squarebody. Kinda like me at this age.
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Finally a dildo I can buy for my girlfriend for when I go out-of-town that replicates the exact shape of my genitals!Have you guys seen the corn dildo popping up on wish? People in my personal and even professional timelines keep laughing about it and I sure as hell don't understand the appeal.
Dambusters' Dog II
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There are faggots who stretch their ballsacks out with rings like how those Burmese women stretch out their necks*. When I first saw the balldo, I assumed it was introduced by that "community". It's not that their balls are big, it's that they have really slack cremaster muscles and baggy scrotums. They have a subreddit about it, /r/BallStretching. That's not even the worst thing faggots do to their balls, they also cut a hole in the scrotum and put one of those tunnel ear piercing things through it. (I'll never click on a redditor's profile again.) It really makes you wonder if legalising sodomy was a mistake.
*Actually the women are lowering their collarbones to give the appearance of a longer neck.
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Can someone explain to me how this thing even works? Where do they balls go? What happens to the actual penis? How does a vagina/butthole factor into all of this?
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