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Clearly Fatty didn't detect anything during the visit otherwise he wouldn't have posted such a glowing promo, but I'm anxious to see just how much Rob was able to sneak in without Jack realizing.
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Ihatejackscalfani
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I'm curious on what Rob and the wife talk about with the Scalfanis at the dinner table?
It must be some awkward conversation with Jack mumbling about politics as boomers do during election time while Tammy is cutting his steak and feeding him.
EDIT: I wonder if Jack is still going to fake being carnivore infront of Rob? What's his side going to be this time around?
It must be some awkward conversation with Jack mumbling about politics as boomers do during election time while Tammy is cutting his steak and feeding him.
EDIT: I wonder if Jack is still going to fake being carnivore infront of Rob? What's his side going to be this time around?
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I'd imagine Jack spent the majority of the time with his camera out/shoving it in people's faces, and when he wasn't filming, he was probably fiddling on his phone. If there was any conversation beyond that, it was probably focused on Jack/his content/his health - assume that Jack would just interject with a non sequitur and change the topic onto himself if the conversation was about anything other than him
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Jack finally comes clean about why he's leaving Etsy as a platform. Spoiler: it's because no one wanted to buy his AI generated bullshit or clipart dropship tee shirts; therefore Etsy is a scam.
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I find his new weight as believable as him keeping to the carnivore diet, which he bitches about in the video ("it wuz butta!")
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Etsy is the scam? Not the fat retard trying to sell literal garbage? "the household woman's game" It couldn't possibly be due to falling for a scam about setting up a bullshit dropship scam store using shitty AI art no one wants...
"stop look to celebrate my failures, it's budur, just because there's brocoli next to my steak means it goes into a doggy bag, don't be 2024, enjoy the numbers"
So Fatty is expecting his audience to somehow enjoy his bullshit numbers? Sure, we get a laugh out of them I guess.
a terminal posture
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'Etsy.com listings expire after four months.' So for his 92 item store at 20 cents a throw, he is coming up on a $18.40 bill to keep it going another quarter, no wonder he's RUNNING to get out. That's a whole 5% of another meat slicer! (Really it's not that much to pay to cosplay as a 'business owner'.).
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>I didn't want to rip off designs.
Sure you didn't.
Jack's.
From another store.
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To be fair, the hardware is from the same print-on-demand shop so the only the design on the pendant can change. And he did use a different cross clip-art.
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12,000 people have visited his store and he says they're people he knows?
Maybe it's just the strokebrain speaking but I find that hard to believe.
Long story short nobody wanted his crap and because of that ETSY is a scam.
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I'm thinking the sheer blasphemy of the Tetragrammaton clothing line didn't lead to a lot of sales in the Bible Belt.
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12,000 visited and only two orders, And he knows the two people who ordered Hammy and his gay son Jr.
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They don't give a shit about blasphemy or idolatry or any other thing actually proscribed, it's tacky garbage even for the Bible Belt.
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5:30 “We’re all in agreeyance that the food was good.” Holy shit.
This new, especially gravelly stroke voice of his is probably the most grating thing about him nowadays. The gurgling has gotten noticeably worse over time, and his preschool-level mispronunciations like the above make you wonder what percentage of his brain is actually functioning at all.
It reminds me of my grandfather when he was in his 90s. It was difficult to eat with him towards the end, because he’d join into the dinner conversation, but he’d always have food at the back of his throat that he wouldn’t clear. The gurgling quality of his speech was a surefire appetite killer every time. At least he had all of his marbles, and despite being a slowed-down 95-year old, was infinitely more intelligent than Jack.
I love the doorbell notification in that screenshot. Could immediately tell that it was Hammy even before zooming in. We’ve seen so many images (taken by Jack) of her fat back while functioning as manbaby’s caregiver, that it’s recognizable from a mile away.
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Some times you can tell what makes a person up by one simple gesture, people like to use the example of being rude to the wait staff (JACK) but really it can be anything. What's stuck with me is the video of Rob and Jack's first meeting. Rob, being standard friendly Midwesterner, immediately extended his hand to shake, but he was conscientious enough to remember Jack's righty is permanently dead, and so extended his left hand. Jack was actually startled for a moment. To me, that says no matter how much derision and contempt Rob holds Jack in, and well deserved at that, Rob's humanity will always override his troll impulses. He seems like a rare breed.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Jack finally being honest about something.
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it is different clip art, so yeah that's not the rip off. What's funny is how much better the other listing for practically the same item is. Fatty's is all caps, hardly any text for the product name. While the other one has terms that will actually show up in the search results and shocker... that other store has 30 sales compared to Fatty's 2. While the other store does have stock and AI generated garbage, unlike Fatty they didn't just use the first 20 images generated by a single prompt to do it. Also weird, almost half of their sales are clocks... and mostly the square root clock. I guess they found a niche.
Fatty clearly fell for a get rich quick scam and has also probably paid god knows how much(a few bucks probably) to whatever dropship company to set this crap up.
I think it shows more about Fatty being so fucking mal-adjusted as a human being that the thought of normal social contact spooked him and he didn't know what to do for a moment while needing to refrain from immediately acting like a dickhead.
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Jack should have made WWJE shirts (what would Jesus eat) or go full blasphemous retardation and go "Jesus wouldn't eat bread"
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Good point, forgot the target market for Dilly Dolphin Gift Shop.
The Last Supper was carnivore in substance even if leaning keto in accidents due to transubstantiation. Jack needs to ditch the murderchurch and swim the Tiber.
Great, the ghost of Jack Scalfani comes with the house. Definitely an interesting choice of words vs. "spending the rest of my life" or something more optimistic.
There wasn't a single part of this process that was painful for him, he just said "i like it, looks gud" as Tammy did everything.
At least a household woman keeps house, unlike Jack, who naps, and resents his dogs when they nap.
Did anyone ever tell Jack that disparaging your business partners is no way to go through life?
He's lucky his audience is so barren this is unlikely to get back to etsy.
It's not Etsy's fault he doesn't make products worth buying.
Guarantee Rob went with the Broccoli florets, he knows Jack's seething hatred for Brassica oleracea italica
Did anyone ever tell Jack that disparaging your business partners is no way to go through life?
He's lucky his audience is so barren this is unlikely to get back to etsy.
It's not Etsy's fault he doesn't make products worth buying.
Guarantee Rob went with the Broccoli florets, he knows Jack's seething hatred for Brassica oleracea italica